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She did an orgy with Dirty Harry. http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=Orgy+Sex+Parties+6/year=2009/Orgy-Sex-Parties-6.htm

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Cameron, we need to talk. Were you in that scene too? How did we not meet?

If that's not an error from IAFD and she really was in that scene, she wasn't partnered up with Dirty Harry. Dirty Harry was that beeyotch Lisa Marie's partner. The only people that really switched around were felony and jennifer dark, IIRC.

There are other scenes in that movie, maybe she was in one of them.

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Yeah I dont remember any of those people in the scene I was in. Must be a different part of the collection.

And yeah...worst alt ever. Is there a way to ignore on here? He's just SO bad and unoriginal...cant even spell my name correctly!

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cant even spell my name correctly!

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Yeah I dont remember any of those people in the scene I was in. Must be a different part of the collection.

And yeah...worst alt ever. Is there a way to ignore on here? He's just SO bad and unoriginal...cant even spell my name correctly!

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Hey , you can't spell my name, whoa. Hey , the only missionary position I want to see you in is in Africa, hey folks, that ones free but the next will cost ya. I will be performing at giggles comedy pub in Wisconsin this Friday and Saturday from 6. I hope to see you there Cameroon Keyes. Whoa.

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you mother fucker.....................

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And yeah...worst alt ever. Is there a way to ignore on here? He's just SO bad and unoriginal...cant even spell my name correctly!

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And yeah...worst alt ever. Is there a way to ignore on here? He's just SO bad and unoriginal...cant even spell my name correctly!

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I don't care if it's an alt-ID or not. The last few one-liners I saw were hilarious.

A way to ignore people? Yeah, you would like that, I guess. No more difficult or annoying questions/remarks; always in a 'happy place' where your self-esteem and 'intellect' aren't questioned. Way to go, cameroon.

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Just seeing that pic in his sig is enough to make my eyes roll at the pure stupidity and takes away from my enjoyment of the perversity that is XPT.

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You're overreacting, plain and simple. I love his sig. I bet One Liner Larry can get in my pants just after a few lines. Whoa!

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Just seeing that pic in his sig is enough to make my eyes roll at the pure stupidity and takes away from my enjoyment of the perversity that is XPT.

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You're overreacting, plain and simple. I love his sig. I bet One Liner Larry can get in my pants just after a few lines. Whoa!

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Cameron has a warm and inviting motherly quality. I want to curl up in the fetal position and nuzzle in her breasts.

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Dont ya though??? I have been dying to roll into a strip club where she is working, bring her a Starbucks and a xanax and a vicoprofen and some bubble gum, plunk some money down and take her to a private booth and try and keep each other warm from the over-blasting Air conditioner. Cameron is much like Gia in that her hottness is totally unique and non-specific, which means you cant quite put your finger on it, but you just want to splooge nonstop in her presence.

Maybe Cameron can verify this: I say Cameron is very sweet and motherly in real life, as if I were to pass out in her strip club/booth, she would get a clean table cloth from the linen closet and cover me with it like a blankie, and guard me like a hawk to make sure the other skanks dont come and rob me.

And thats why Cameron will receive my Bat-chair when I croak, its in my will


My dream date is to take both Cameron and Moxxie Maddron on a overnight campout in my living room next to the fireplace.

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Yeah I dont remember any of those people in the scene I was in. Must be a different part of the collection.

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Cameron has a warm and inviting motherly quality. I want to curl up in the fetal position and nuzzle in her breasts.

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Dont ya though??? I have been dying to roll into a strip club where she is working, bring her a Starbucks and a xanax and a vicoprofen and some bubble gum, plunk some money down and take her to a private booth and try and keep each other warm from the over-blasting Air conditioner. Cameron is much like Gia in that her hottness is totally unique and non-specific, which means you cant quite put your finger on it, but you just want to splooge nonstop in her presence.

Maybe Cameron can verify this: I say Cameron is very sweet and motherly in real life, as if I were to pass out in her strip club/booth, she would get a clean table cloth from the linen closet and cover me with it like a blankie, and guard me like a hawk to make sure the other skanks dont come and rob me.

And thats why Cameron will receive my Bat-chair when I croak, its in my will


My dream date is to take both Cameron and Moxxie Maddron on a overnight campout in my living room next to the fireplace.

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I dont know how I feel about being called "motherly" but I have to say that,yes I prob would do exactly that should you fall asleep in VIP! (after I'd emptied your wallet with permission of course! LOL)

Xanax does nothing for me and I dont care for sweets(bubblegum)...I'll take the vicoprofen and Starbucks though! Preferably a non fat vanilla soy latte!!

And I get the batchair?? WOO HOO!!! I'll prob need it myself by the time I get it so that works out well!

Seriously..you guys are sweet and you can bury your heads in my breasts anytime!! I've attached them for you!

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Ok, so you did not fuck Dirty Harry. I stand corrected. Would you charge the producer extra if you were booked to work with Dirty Harry or his 100 years old buddy?

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After looking at his pic...I dont think theres a producer out there willing to pay what it would take for me to go there. Not a fan of scrawny weaselly looking guys with a rep for treating girls like crap. The attitude more then anything else if he does indeed act like that. I'm an Irish Jersey girl...we just dont put up with someone being an asshole to our face! Thankfully my sarcastic ass has finely honed the talent of ripping someone a new asshole (esp the moronic dillholes who usually inspire such treatment) and being a mile away before they realize what I've done!

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After looking at his pic...I dont think theres a producer out there willing to pay what it would take for me to go there. Not a fan of scrawny weaselly looking guys with a rep for treating girls like crap. ... Thankfully my sarcastic ass has finely honed the talent of ripping someone a new asshole (...) and being a mile away before they realize what I've done!

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Um. Speaking of weaselly......

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There is a distinct difference between weaselly and clever. No worries though...I wouldnt expect you to know the difference.

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Um. Speaking of weaselly......

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There is a distinct difference between weaselly and clever. No worries though...I wouldnt expect you to know the difference.

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I googled it. Now, I know the difference. Is that the cleverness you were taught in 'college'?

Btw: Glad I didn't disappoint you. Weasel.

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And yeah...worst alt ever. Is there a way to ignore on here? He's just SO bad and unoriginal...cant even spell my name correctly!

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I don't care if it's an alt-ID or not. The last few one-liners I saw were hilarious.

A way to ignore people? Yeah, you would like that, I guess. No more difficult or annoying questions/remarks; always in a 'happy place' where your self-esteem and 'intellect' aren't questioned. Way to go, cameroon.

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Question it all you want...I can hold my own. It's about nothing more then not wanting to see his inane pointless posts over and over. Just seeing that pic in his sig is enough to make my eyes roll at the pure stupidity and takes away from my enjoyment of the perversity that is XPT. I wanted him gone from his first post... LONG before he mentioned my name

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So let's see, Freestylah's point is to piss off and annoy the few pornwhores who post here, in order to create .....what exactly?

Just how fat/ugly/broke are you dude? Havent you learned from past examples of antisocial Sausage peddlers who tried to "clean up" XPT by pissing off the handful of cum receptacles who make this their home, and those of us who like having them around?

i go through moods just like anyone else....and if I am going to kill time here like YOU and everyone else, I choose to do it making myself, and hopefully others, smile/laugh and provoking thought on just how morally bankrupt we have become, yet that moral bankruptcy can be a shitload of fun.

of course, droppin a fucking load into the mouth of a whore like Gia, as fun as that is, it is NOT th end all be all of human achievement. But it fucking trumps being a pointlessly miserable prick to people who never fucking did a thing to you personally ... if you could do it with flair and humor and cleverness, different story altogether.

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I agree. In all fairness though, Free isn't the only one doing it.

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I know....up until a few weeks ago when Free decided I was the problem with XPT, I generally thought he was a solid poster, I guess I am just singling him out now in a rare moment when I give in and play the "tit for tat" game.

Typically, the only time I ever allow myself to stoop to tit for tat is in Vegas when I have pockets full of "tat" and I roll into Treasuries or Peppermint Whino or Club Pair-a-tits or downtown's Gutter Gulp or...... (I bet Gian Jergens is the only one who gets all these silly references in less than 3 seconds.)

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So let's see, Freestylah's point is to piss off and annoy the few pornwhores who post here, in order to create .....what exactly?

Just how fat/ugly/broke are you dude?

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I know....up until a few weeks ago when Free decided I was the problem with XPT

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He's just been a little moody lately, he'll get over it.

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So let's see, Freestylah's point is to piss off and annoy the few pornwhores who post here, in order to create .....what exactly?

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Just how fat/ugly/broke are you dude?

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Havent you learned from past examples of antisocial Sausage peddlers who tried to "clean up" XPT by pissing off the handful of cum receptacles who make this their home, and those of us who like having them around?

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i go through moods just like anyone else....and if I am going to kill time here like YOU and everyone else, I choose to do it making myself, and hopefully others, smile/laugh and provoking thought on just how morally bankrupt we have become, yet that moral bankruptcy can be a shitload of fun.

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I know....up until a few weeks ago when Free decided I was the problem with XPT, I generally thought he was a solid poster, I guess I am just singling him out now in a rare moment when I give in and play the "tit for tat" game.

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So let's see, Freestylah's point is to piss off and annoy the few pornwhores who post here, in order to create .....what exactly?

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No. That is not my point. And you assume I want to create. Can't recall making such a statement.

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Just how fat/ugly/broke are you dude?

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180 cm/65 kgs --> You do the math, wizard.
Ugly? Meh, dunno.
Broke? No, money enough (if that is what you mean).

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Havent you learned from past examples of antisocial Sausage peddlers who tried to "clean up" XPT by pissing off the handful of cum receptacles who make this their home, and those of us who like having them around?

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Learn what, exactly? It's not my goal to learn anything, while I post here; but it does happen sometimes.

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i go through moods just like anyone else....and if I am going to kill time here like YOU and everyone else, I choose to do it making myself, and hopefully others, smile/laugh and provoking thought on just how morally bankrupt we have become, yet that moral bankruptcy can be a shitload of fun.

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I don't consider moral bankruptcy funny and I know I'm not morally bankrupt.

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But it fucking trumps being a pointlessly miserable prick to people who never fucking did a thing to you personally ... if you could do it with flair and humor and cleverness, different story altogether.

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What you define as "flair and humor and cleverness" can be something completely different from my definition; yet both definitions are equally valid. I don't feel trumped by anything you have put forward so far.

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Question it all you want...I can hold my own.

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Question it all you want...I can hold my own.

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I have no doubt that you can my dear, but, I do question your ability to hold mine.

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How small is it that I'd have trouble holding it?? Poor dear...

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Question it all you want...I can hold my own.

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How small is it that I'd have trouble holding it?? Poor dear...

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hey, I got something for you to hold, hold my wife's hand, hey i'll be back in a minute, no, please. Whoa.

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downtown's Gutter Gulp

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I want to win da boobie prize....

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5'9" and 145# your a fucking munchkin...you aren't from Europe, you are from fucking Oz. Jesus man, you make Brandon Iron look like Andre the mother fucking giant.

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5'9" and 145# your a fucking munchkin...you aren't from Europe, you are from fucking Oz. Jesus man, you make Brandon Iron look like Andre the mother fucking giant.

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Munchkin? I thought 5'11" is a pretty average height? Or am I missing something?

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You must look alot like this guy at 145# ....yes?



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