I recently discovered pornie Dirty Deadz is Amish...

Naturally I have lots of questionz..

Ishmael Boorg, what the fuck are you doing on the net??
Are you gonna get shunned???
I dont wanna get you in trouble...

I saw a Rumpspringa doc, they did tons of meth.
Do the amish currently hold, if so, do they hold this country's best yet?

Do you have maple syrup piss disease?? Why??

Ever given the Bishop a "holy kiss"?

Have you ever heard of KISS?

Are you in the KISS army?

Can you make flicks with chicks in KISS make.up?

I hate the song "Beth". Do you? ('pussy' music) =(´^_^`)=

I love "Mr. Speed"...

This must be his agency...
HeatSurge

Roll and glow with amish made real wood.. Roll and glow electrofireplace is perfect. Put it where "it doesnt get hot". Authentic amish wood!
Das will ein mann sein?

(sorry my other lingo's are better I swear..)

Pretty?!.......Nein!......

NO gas, no lines, no wood, no mess, no hassle!

Last, but most importantly how do teh Amish live electro.free???!


xptposters, feel free to add your own q's for a.

(note to mods. wasnt sure where to post)

Drink Draino, then do what comes naturally.

You DO know that we Amish are known for having the longest lasting wood around. Also, and not too many people know this, but we use the "tongue-in-groove" method, which always ends with favorable results.

-Keep It Dirty

P.S. Yes, I'm in the KISS army, yes I have a membership card, and yes, I know more about KISS than you do.