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#323335 - 04/29/08 11:02 AM
Eon McKai makes bonerless pornorgraphy
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AC Cream Wannabe
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i watched Eon's latest failure at erotica, the Doll Underground. I have to say, what a piece of total self-indulgent pseudo-artistic shit. Vivid and their "alt" imprint are putting out just absolute shit. there is nothing that would constitute this as good pornography in any way.
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#323338 - 04/29/08 01:53 PM
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Waiting for David Caviar to come flitting in with a lecture about homophobia. 
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#323339 - 04/30/08 08:11 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/15/08
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The title of the movie is cool. Should have just been some crusty punk chicks getting fucked in basements after taking drugs intravenously. Eon's problem is that he hasn't a hint of originality, or balls. Honestly, he made a spoof movie named "Debbie Loves Dallas." Fucking pathetic, and it had Dana Deamond's ugly horse man face making it even worse.
The title of the movie is cool and provocative, however like everything else in Eon's world, is an uninspired flop.
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#323341 - 05/06/08 09:47 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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i noticed on my girlfriend's desk a movie by this mr. mcKai- girls lie. i asked her about it, she said she borrowed it from a friend and hasn't had a chance to watch it yet. i said, casually, as though i know nothing about such alt-things, "looks pretty gay." 
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#323342 - 05/06/08 10:51 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/07
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Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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Waiting for David Caviar to come flitting in with a lecture about homophobia.
Why would I do that? He was able to insult Eon based on how bad the movie was without resorting to childish name calling. I don't understand why you have such a problem with me, Jim B, I never done or said a thing to you, yet you try to insult every chance you get, what the fuck is your problem?
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#323343 - 05/07/08 07:12 AM
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Why would I do that?
It's what you do.
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what the fuck is your problem?
I've been living on a steady diet of Donny and R%@n and I need a little variety.
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#323345 - 05/07/08 07:42 AM
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Seriously. I've been getting a contact buzz from those two. 
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#323346 - 05/07/08 08:17 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
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I'll give Eor credit for two things: he's not as butt-ugly as Tony Comstock (but he's close), and he's probably making more money than Ron Royster. Unfortunately for him, that's it.
Most of the alt.porn fags like him and the Tattoo Jew are beginning to realize that arms full of tattoos, swooping black hairdos, dirty armpits and shitty music don't translate into good porn. Joanna can write as many press releases as she wants, pretend to be headed "mainstream" because some radio DJ wants to make fun of her for five minutes, and blather on about her artistic side. But in the end, she's still a dirty whore whose mother hates her, who earns a living by letting diseased emo-mopes deposit their halfway-house DNA into her birth canal.
Eor, the clock's ticking...tick tock.
Bravo! 
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