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#296973 - 01/27/08 06:44 AM
Re: The 15 Most Sexually Unappealing Porn Titles
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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I can't believe Don't Tell Mommy is the only Jim Power's title on there. The whole list could have been culled exclusively from JM's catalog and would have been a lot funnier.
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#296975 - 01/28/08 09:17 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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jerkmaster
chea hes a gay injun.
Posted on 1/27/2008 6:27:02 AM
louisvillerich
word my nigga.dat nigga is fruit loops gay.like i aint know dude gay with that makeup and faggot spelling of rocks.
Posted on 1/27/2008 6:26:45 AM
frankie
i heard monstar was in dude wheres my cunt?i knew he was a chick with a dick.
Posted on 1/27/2008 6:25:52 AM
somebody is having fun over there...
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#296979 - 01/28/08 10:07 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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Should I bend over for you know?
You are in control.
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#296980 - 01/28/08 10:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Should I bend over for you know?
You are in control.
Bend over for an oncoming Union Pacific train? Sure, knock yourself out.
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#296981 - 01/28/08 10:17 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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Is moblem your partner, friend or alternative identity then?
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#296982 - 01/28/08 10:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Moblem likes to fuck with the dead, me, only the brain dead.
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#296983 - 01/28/08 10:28 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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With my brain scattered over the tracks, you can get going as well.
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#296984 - 01/28/08 10:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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I wouldn't get going no matter where your scattered brain lies.
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#296985 - 01/28/08 10:35 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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No off-screen dick for me then.
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#296986 - 01/28/08 10:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Don't worry there are always the interstate rest stops for you.
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#296987 - 01/28/08 10:41 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Moblem likes to fuck with the dead, me, only the brain dead.
thats some funny stuff man!
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#296988 - 01/28/08 10:43 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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They say hitchhiking as a girl can be dangerous.
Do you know where daddy left the sugar? For protection, you see?
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#296989 - 01/28/08 10:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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They only say that for attractive girls, you'll have no problems.
Sugar? As in pure cain? Protection? Are you going to throw it into someones eyes?
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#296990 - 01/28/08 10:57 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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Life planning is tough.
What´s a girl gonna do?
You are only young once, but, after my career, I want to enjoy my time away from the brutes in the industry.
"Directors", "talent" - right.
Cameramen and fuckmeat, people.
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#296994 - 01/29/08 10:28 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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Not as tough as STD planning, eh?
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So go fuck yourself. 
Damnedest thing. I went to get in line, to do just that, but your mom was there first.
WIT
synonyms wit humor irony sarcasm satire repartee mean a mode of expression intended to arouse amusement. WIT suggests the power to evoke laughter by remarks showing verbal felicity or ingenuity and swift perception especially of the incongruous <a playful wit>. HUMOUR implies an ability to perceive the ludicrous, the comical, and the absurd in human life and to express these usually without bitterness <a sense of humor>. IRONY applies to a manner of expression in which the intended meaning is the opposite of what is seemingly expressed <the irony of the title>. SARCASM applies to expression frequently in the form of irony that is intended to cut or wound <given to heartless sarcasm>. SATIRE applies to writing that exposes or ridicules conduct, doctrines, or institutions either by direct criticism or more often through irony, parody, or caricature <a satire on the Congress>. REPARTEE implies the power of answering quickly, pointedly, or wittily <a dinner guest noted for repartee>.
Now you know how it's supposed to work, you can actually play along! 
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#296995 - 01/29/08 02:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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steveb? Question about your avatar:
What is being pulled out of the crack in your avatar?
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#296997 - 01/29/08 05:23 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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I would have swapped out "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes" for "Cum Fart Cocktails."
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#296998 - 01/29/08 05:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Would love to know the title to THIS stupid idea.
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#297000 - 01/29/08 07:12 PM
Re: The 15 Most Sexually Unappealing Porn Titles
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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Cum Eating Cuckolds
The ultimate in humiliation! Your wife says you don't satisfy her in bed. She needs big, black cock. And she wants you to watch! While her black stud is pounding her pussy, she adds to your humiliation by ordering you to lick her dirty asshole. You do it because you don't have a choice. You're a wimp. You were born to be a cuckold, to serve your hot wife and her black lovers. The coup de grace comes when she lets the black savage ejaculate inside her, then positions her pussy over your face and says: "Lick up every drop, Sweetie."
Funniest box cover and plot synopsis ever.
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