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#292494 - 12/29/07 03:55 PM How about you don't ask to come on my face...
pinupmutant Offline
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on the first date?

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#292495 - 12/29/07 10:58 PM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
laudanum Offline
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Registered: 11/07/07
Posts: 65
Is it okay to cum inside her face?

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#292496 - 12/29/07 11:13 PM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
pinupmutant Offline
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In her mouth, or after peeling her face off with a scalpel, kind of like Hannibal Lecter did in his prison break scene in Silence of the Lambs?

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#292497 - 12/29/07 11:17 PM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
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In her mouth, or after peeling her face off with a scalpel, kind of like Hannibal Lecter did in his prison break scene in Silence of the Lambs?




The incongruous homocidal hostility here is deeply intriguing. Someone examine it.

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#292498 - 12/30/07 12:46 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
John Floofin Offline
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So how do you take your cream, Pinupmutant? I ask this in a most sincere manner, for I picture you as being an intelligent, worldly, and most likely a strikingly attractive former sex worker. You've had the luxury of taking your pick of any of the gentlemen who've come along through your life, but your motivations are yet unknown to us. How does a facial factor in to your sexual experience?

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#292499 - 12/30/07 03:04 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Porn didn't do this to men. We've always been perverts, all porn has done is give men a new impression of what is attainable from the opposite sex. It's difficult to hold out on things now, when a guy can point to other girls that do it all like it's no big deal and call you a prude.

Now women have to compete with porn, and it's breaking the power of their sexual bargaining chips. No wonder they are bitching about it.
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#292500 - 12/30/07 05:15 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
laudanum Offline
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Registered: 11/07/07
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In her mouth, or after peeling her face off with a scalpel, kind of like Hannibal Lecter did in his prison break scene in Silence of the Lambs?




That's a bit strong for a Sunday morning... I was talking about the conventional spuff in mouth or "oral creampie", in the parlance of our times. Incidentally, I think this finishing manoeuvre is tragically under-represented in porno, especially with the girl voluntarily sucking 'til the bitter end.

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#292501 - 12/30/07 06:04 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Ivor Biggun Offline
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That's a bit strong for a Sunday morning... I was talking about the conventional spuff in mouth or "oral creampie", in the parlance of our times. Incidentally, I think this finishing manoeuvre is tragically under-represented in porno, especially with the girl voluntarily sucking 'til the bitter end.




Indeed, wasn't the "facial" just a lame porno invention to legitimise cum-dodging anyway? The proper finish to a blow job is right where it started.

My approach to a first-date head is to wait until the point where I'm about to cum, then make my imminent eruption known. If she pulls off or spits, then I don't call her.
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#292502 - 12/30/07 06:59 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
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There is another issue at hand here. A woman who fucks on the first date is a slut, for good or bad. A woman who fucks on first date and dodges cum may raise suspicion in a guy's mind. If she fucks on first date and swallows it becomes a question of dating this newfound slut or never calling the dirty pig again. Any future considerations to the possibility of anal are usually the deciding factors in such a situation.
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#292503 - 12/30/07 10:15 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
laudanum Offline
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Registered: 11/07/07
Posts: 65
As a member of this forum and someone who routinely displays the morals and sexual sophistication of a toilet seat, I do not feel adequately qualified to pass judgement on virtue.

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#292504 - 12/30/07 10:35 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
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So how do you take your cream, Pinupmutant? I ask this in a most sincere manner, for I picture you as being an intelligent, worldly, and most likely a strikingly attractive former sex worker. You've had the luxury of taking your pick of any of the gentlemen who've come along through your life, but your motivations are yet unknown to us. How does a facial factor in to your sexual experience?




Eh, I went through my facial phase at around 25-26. Doesn't do it for me anymore. Most of the time I swallow.

And Igor - since you don't have sex with men (presumably), how would you know whether or not porn is conditioning them to be awful in bed?

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#292505 - 12/30/07 10:57 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Ivor Biggun Offline
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And Igor - since you don't have sex with men (presumably), how would you know whether or not porn is conditioning them to be awful in bed?




It's Ivor...

Wasn't the premise of the article that men are expecting/demanding more of women in bed? This is a theme you've covered before, and I'm not disputing it, but since you're not a man, how do you know where this originates?

My point is simply that from a male perspective, we're all perverts under the skin. This is something men know from the conversations they have among themselves when there are no women around. Porn hasn't made us this way, it's just increased some men's expectations of getting these desires fulfilled.
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#292506 - 12/30/07 11:39 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Jizz-Tastic Offline
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Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 357
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It's Ivor...
Wasn't the premise of the article that men are expecting/demanding more of women in bed? This is a theme you've covered before, and I'm not disputing it, but since you're not a man, how do you know where this originates?

My point is simply that from a male perspective, we're all perverts under the skin. This is something men know from the conversations they have among themselves when there are no women around. Porn hasn't made us this way, it's just increased some men's expectations of getting these desires fulfilled.




Damn straight!
But i wont cum on her face-im much more respectfull.
I usually just want doggy then go into a donkey punch
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#292507 - 12/30/07 12:46 PM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
safado Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
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Wasn't the premise of the article that men are expecting/demanding more of women in bed? This is a theme you've covered before, and I'm not disputing it, but since you're not a man, how do you know where this originates?

My point is simply that from a male perspective, we're all perverts under the skin. This is something men know from the conversations they have among themselves when there are no women around. Porn hasn't made us this way, it's just increased some men's expectations of getting these desires fulfilled.




Ivor is correct on this one, porn doesn't make us perverts, we're born that way. What Porn does is give us more ideas/encouragement on how act our our perversions.

I see things every day in Porn that I would never have thought of without it.

That being said, men need to realize that Porn is pure fantasy and while there's plenty of women who like to get a bit wild, you can't expect them (for the most part) to perform like a Porn whore.

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#292508 - 12/30/07 07:11 PM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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This is a theme you've covered before, and I'm not disputing it, but since you're not a man, how do you know where this originates?




When a man asks to come on my face (or worse, just does it), tries to contort me into ridiculous positions, pounds away like a piston, and utters such verbiage as "Oh yeah, you fucking whore, you know you want daddy's cock up your ass", I'm guessing he didn't learn that in Sunday School. I was just talking to a working girl friend, and she'd had a customer forcibly shove his fingers down her throat to make her choke/puke. Now where have I seen that before?

I do wonder why it is that men's sexual fantasies have so little to do with what pleases the majority of women, or increasingly would get you smacked in the mouth by a woman, and not in a good way? Isn't that just setting oneself up for disappointment?

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#292509 - 12/30/07 11:34 PM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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When a man asks to come on my face (or worse, just does it), tries to contort me into ridiculous positions, pounds away like a piston, and utters such verbiage as "Oh yeah, you fucking whore, you know you want daddy's cock up your ass", I'm guessing he didn't learn that in Sunday School. I was just talking to a working girl friend, and she'd had a customer forcibly shove his fingers down her throat to make her choke/puke. Now where have I seen that before?




You're moving the goalposts here. You started off talking about "facials". Not my thing personally, but I can see cumming over a girl's face as a pretty widespread male fantasy. Fucking her in the ass is another. OTOH, Shoving fingers down her throat is not. I'd agree that's just some moron copying anything they saw in porn.

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I do wonder why it is that men's sexual fantasies have so little to do with what pleases the majority of women, or increasingly would get you smacked in the mouth by a woman, and not in a good way? Isn't that just setting oneself up for disappointment?




I wonder why Gay men like to fuck other men when it's so socially unacceptable? I wonder why pedophiles like to fuck kids when it's illegal, immoral and cruel? You suppose that these things are under the individual's control?

Sexual desires are an animal instinct thing, they're not ruled by any logic or reason, and they're frequently selfish in nature. When I find a woman attractive, I want to possess her, control her, make her my fucktoy and fuck her every-which-way. We could waste time debating how such things may not be her cup of tea, but that ain't gonna change my desires.
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#292510 - 12/31/07 06:17 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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That was a great read-and I mean the responses. It comes down to individual tastes and collegecallgirl said it best; kinky is anything I won't do.
As for where to finish a blow job. Got to agree with several of the above and say I want my load sucked out like she's winning a fucking prize. And what she does after pulling every last drop from the deepest coils of my balls, I don't care! Spitting, swallowing, gargling, whatever. It's always hot when a chick just gulps it down without a hitch, although I assume it's usually to keep from choking since she should not vary the depth, sucking power or pace until I've emptied every last swimmer on her tonsils. After I spew, it's all hers to deal with and really caring what happens to it is like wondering where my load goes after I dump in her pussy-I don't care at all.
As for porn being an influence on all this;
Sure, men with no imagination can now watch a freckle-faced, A-cup, 103lb whore drink the loads of 60 men for rent money while being DP-ed with fists and at the end thanking her daddy for her fine decision making skills. This kind of porn only provides a short cut to the less imaginative. I've been a twisted freak since I first knew what fucking was and it certainly was not the result of stealing my step-fathers early 1970's Playboys!

Porn does at some level raise the stakes for frequent viewers of what works to get them off. But it's the same with driving (55mph seemed scary at 15 y.o.), 4 beers was a good buzz when I was 13, earning $3.85 an hour seemed pretty good in high school and getting a nut from dry humping on the couch was pretty hot when I was 15. Same goes for porn, but I think it's more cyclic. I was fascinated by anal, then fisting, then really extreme fisting, then I fucked every girl I ever dated dated in the shitter and fisted two of them. And while anal is fun, it's really more fun as an idea since a well-tuned cunt can be a snugger fit. And, yeah, fisting is hot. Especially when the chick begs to be ass fucked while being fisted and I was able hold my cock through her vaginal wall and jack off. But in the end, a really hot girl who really loves (or in porn is able to communicate the idea that she really loves) whatever is happening at the time is what works. (although I guess sometimes watching a chick hate what she's doing in porn can be fun also-see the cum dodging antics of the Asian whore Kitty for a great example). But I mentioned the cyclic nature of this and I find that after jacking off to Ashley Blue hyper-ventilating and uncontrollably crying during a blow bang, seeing two super hot blond chicks get four hands to the wrist in some blown out 50 year old housewife, watching Hilary Scott shit four loads (including some of her own "caramel swirl") into Kat's braces filled mouth, I get burned out for a while and just want to turn it off and fuck a regular chick until I reset my kink meter and can again get off on something as simple as Padova, TMFR or some other random whole knelt down in Marks bathtub drinking hot piss from whatever crowd happens to be over dropping off rent checks to the valley's favorite landlord. (Where the fuck is Khan, anyways?)

Enough out of me. It's 6am, I couldn't sleep and I have to go out and try to enjoy New Years eve on 3 hours of lousy sleep.

Happy Fucking New Years, you cunts!
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#292511 - 12/31/07 07:50 PM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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When I find a woman attractive, I want to possess her, control her, make her my fucktoy and fuck her every-which-way.






What do you look like?

You should relax your "no swallow, no second date rule". It's only fair to let a girl to do a test run to determine that you don't have funkyspunk and that you don't expel Peter North-sized quantities of jizzz.

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#292512 - 12/31/07 08:00 PM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Kingfish Offline
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Apparently Annette Haven had a "no facials" rule. In her Gloria Steinem, fem-empowered mindset it was degrading to the jizz catcher and so she wouldn't do them.
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#292513 - 01/04/08 07:43 PM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Ever just stop and think how utterly stupid plopping a load on a woman's face really is???

Here you are, getting a rip roaring blowjob from a attractive, enthusiastic woman... or you are visually entertaining both you and your female partner by sliding your schlong between her breasts while she pretends that it is causing her to orgasm too...and you feel yourself ready to pop. The blitzkrieg of visiual imagery starts overloading your sexual porcessing center in your brain, as you see her beautiful face, the apparent joy/amusmenet/pleasure in her eyes as she is getting off on YOU getting off, and you realize that, in this moment of orgasmic bliss, you MUST deposit your reproductive fluids on her cheeks. You proceed to do so, and 10 seconds after the last drop oozes out of your pisshole onto her chin, you feel that letdown, and look at the mess you caused, and say...."WHat the fuck?"

Pinupmutant has the right idea....eat it and move on.
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#292514 - 01/05/08 03:37 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
What is worse? Asking to come on her face on the first date, or coming on her face on the first date without asking first?

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#292515 - 01/05/08 06:08 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
[flashbacktomysingle days]

If a chick isn't gonna swallow my load then she's gonna wear it on her face.

[/flashbacktomysingledays]
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#292516 - 01/06/08 07:58 AM Re: How about you don't ask to come on my face...
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
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Porn didn't do this to men. We've always been perverts, all porn has done is give men a new impression of what is attainable from the opposite sex. It's difficult to hold out on things now, when a guy can point to other girls that do it all like it's no big deal and call you a prude.

Now women have to compete with porn, and it's breaking the power of their sexual bargaining chips. No wonder they are bitching about it.





I agree to the extent that it's certainly true that men have always been "perverts" ( if that's how you choose to categorize perfectly normal sexual behavior ). But I wouldn't say that porn doesn't play some role in introducing the viewer to novel ideas. Having come of age before the internet revolution, there were many sexual practices I hadn't even conceived of until seeing them in porn. I do think pornography helps to define and elucidate our sexual fantasies, and therefore can in fact promote rather than hinder a healthier sex life.


re: Handful
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There is another issue at hand here. A woman who fucks on the first date is a slut, for good or bad. A woman who fucks on first date and dodges cum may raise suspicion in a guy's mind. If she fucks on first date and swallows it becomes a question of dating this newfound slut or never calling the dirty pig again. Any future considerations to the possibility of anal are usually the deciding factors in such a situation.




By that standard one could either choose to characterise men as "sluts", or simply define a slut as a woman who chooses to have sex indiscriminately for pleasure... or more to the point, who chooses to have sex like a man.
Whether or not she makes that choice comes down to her own judgement of social costs vs benefits. However, "dirty pig" or not... it doesn't stop men from fucking her. So what does that say about us? Discuss.

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