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#288875 - 11/29/07 03:37 AM Porn killed Haley Paige ?
moblem Offline
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Haley Paige was innocent, so shy, so sensitive good girl.
she hated porn and cocks.

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#288876 - 11/29/07 03:38 AM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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and she wasn't like others ...

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#288877 - 11/29/07 10:37 AM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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Bad kimchi killed poor Haley.

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#288878 - 11/29/07 11:03 AM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Haley Paige was innocent, so shy, so sensitive good girl.
she hated porn and cocks.




Johnny Chinaman actually killed her.
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#288879 - 11/29/07 04:19 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Haley Paige was innocent, so shy, so sensitive good girl.
she hated porn and cocks.




Did you cry when Bambi's mother was shot?
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#288880 - 11/29/07 04:40 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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He jerked off to a picture of her while eating venison.
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#288881 - 11/29/07 05:24 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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Haley Paige was innocent, so shy, so sensitive good girl.
she hated porn and cocks.




Did you cry when Bambi's mother was shot?




That's not funny. My grandaunt was her voice in the movie (seriously).
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#288882 - 11/29/07 05:28 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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Haley Paige was innocent, so shy, so sensitive good girl.
she hated porn and cocks.




Did you cry when Bambi's mother was shot?




That's not funny. My grandaunt was her voice in the movie (seriously).


wasn't wankus the voice for one of the ninja turtles? or was it one of the transformers? [/hijack] cool about your grand aunt, too.
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#288883 - 11/29/07 05:35 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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damaged, are you an afro-american? Because they're the only people with grandaunts.
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#288884 - 11/29/07 05:44 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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Haley Paige was innocent, so shy, so sensitive good girl.
she hated porn and cocks.




Did you cry when Bambi's mother was shot?




That's not funny. My grandaunt was her voice in the movie (seriously).




http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0935514/
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#288885 - 11/29/07 06:49 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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damaged, are you an afro-american? Because they're the only people with grandaunts.




My grandmother's sister is my grandaunt. even if I'm white, which I am.
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#288886 - 11/29/07 07:13 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
Jigaloo Offline
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No your grandmother's sister is your grandmother's sister. Non black/brown/purple people don't have grandaunts. I sense a banjo being played a lot when you were a child.
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#288887 - 11/29/07 09:30 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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damaged, are you an afro-american? Because they're the only people with grandaunts.




My grandmother's sister is my grandaunt. even if I'm white, which I am.




I've always heard the grandmother's sister referred to as great-aunt.
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#288888 - 11/29/07 10:18 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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damaged, are you an afro-american? Because they're the only people with grandaunts.




My grandmother's sister is my grandaunt. even if I'm white, which I am.




I've always heard the grandmother's sister referred to as great-aunt.




Dean, you're right on this one. Either way, my family association/name dropping has obviously failed to impress anyone...I'm out.
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#288889 - 11/30/07 09:29 AM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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I've also noticed that the negros tend to over-enunciate the the "u" in aunt prounoucing it like "want" as opposed to like "pant".

It appears to be cultural, rather than geographical at that.

Comments? Tritone - what do you say?
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#288890 - 11/30/07 11:28 AM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
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Loc: NYC
I, for one, am duly impressed by Damaged's great aunt's credentials.

"Grand Aunt" is definitely something you tend to hear below the Mason Dixon Line.

I agree about the "aunt" pronunciation thing. It's uniquely African-American, at least on the East Coast. I remember thinking my black friend in first or second grade was from Mars, when he was actually from the Deep South, because he pronounced "crayons" sort of as "crawns" and did the "awnt" thing too. Meanwhile, my pop was at home saying "boids" for "birds".

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#288891 - 11/30/07 12:15 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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my chinese-american roommate from long island (which she pronounced "lon- GY- land") also pronounced it "awnt"... the black kids i grew up with all said "awnt-ee". they also all said shit like "li-bary" instead of "library", and my personal favorite, "skin-did" for "skinned", as in "light skin-did" or "dark skin-did."
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#288892 - 11/30/07 12:21 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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Registered: 07/28/07
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Do not forget the colored classics: axe for ask and bidness for business. And also the improper use of plurals: I gots to axe my moms about that bidness.
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#288893 - 11/30/07 12:51 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Do not forget the colored classics: axe for ask and bidness for business. And also the improper use of plurals: I gots to axe my moms about that bidness.




And yet, Taylor Rain still won't fuck them.
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#288894 - 11/30/07 03:31 PM Re: Porn killed Haley Paige ?
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Since I'm being assailed as an Afro-American, I guess I'll contribute.
Dumbest thing I've ever seen a nigger do; While standing in line behind a group of three or four of our darker brothers I observed this exchange. Toad #1 starts slapping his head, going from side to side and says "man, my shit be itchin'". Nigger #2 replies "How much you be washin' yo shit?" #1 replies "Nigger, I ain't washed my shit in like two, tree weeks". #2 "Shit nigger, you be washin' yo shit too much. Man, I's ain't washed my shit in 3 months. Yo shit be gettin' all ashy and shit you be washin' yo shit dat much". #1 "fuck nigger, i gots to wash my shit man. it be smellin and shit i don'ts wash it" (all this time nigger #1 keeps smacking his head like he's crushing roaches in his moms kitchen). The three guys I was with all looked at each other and the same thought crossed our minds...how do these fucks ever wonder why most white people see them as idiots? Act like a filthy, stupid, dirty animal and the world will treat you like one.
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