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#283607 - 10/25/07 02:53 PM our favorite homo strikes again!
veronica fucking jett Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/07
Posts: 121
from lukeisback.com



Kurt Lockwood’s pregnant girlfriend writes from Spain:

Hello Luke,

Allow me to introduce myself.

I don’t have anything to do with porn,the only connection I have is my friend Avy lee Roth that I met in L.A through my old roomate and Kurt Lockwood.

I met him last november at her birthday party, and since then we became boyfriend/girlfriend and I moved out to his apartment. I’m not famous, and I don’t look for any kind of fame. i have always been in silence and in privacy. There are no pictures of us together in any website, as for my projects would have probably blown away if porn interferred with them.

There is only one picture of me, of this last avn.

Anyways, I was warned by my friends Avy, Kat, etc about Kurt Lockwood. Never listened.

I believe that people may different for every relationship, and I thought that Kurt could make me happy, as I was single and looking for a boyfriend. It was a mistake to be with him since the very first day, but people make mistakes, and I’m just 22 years old and was by myself in L.A.

He seemed to be somebody tied to a relationship besides his job, and willing to make changes and give it up for me.

LIES.

I really don’t wanna take much of your time, as I understand that porn people are constantly busy.

I learnt with him about all this websites and sometimes I really hated them, cause they were making both him and I miserable. he checkes them everyday, many times.

Now I understand why people write all those kinds of things about him and give him that publicity. Is the one that he deserves.

Currently I’m in Spain, as we plan to be here for the birth of our baby, and for his exit of porn.

Well, this person, to call him something. Has ruined my life. He has turned his back on both his baby and fiancee. ( not giving child support, etc.) But more than that. He has done and said terrible things to me.

I know all about his life, his secrets, everything he has done, what happen with the police and Gram and what he said, I repeat myself,I know everything. Things that many people always gossipped about him and would like to know the truth about. Cause, nothing that he writes is true.

I would like to make directors, producers, etc, know that they are putting money on somebody’s pocket, that is turning his back on his own, time ago wished, baby.

I have all this information with me, and I’m willing to share it with you, cause I want to make it public and warn the rest of the people so they know what kind of monster he is.

I don’t want to be vulgar or nothing, since I’m a very educated european girl who know the darkness of the bussiness without being on it. Please, contact me back.

Thank you for your time.



fuck yes yeah! i wanna know what hes been putting this poor girl through! it was only a matter of time before kurt realized that he really is gay; i guess hes taking it out on his girl and their unborn child...
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#283608 - 10/25/07 03:22 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
safado Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
After reading this, my only question is when did Kurt Lockwood get El Glorioso pregnant?

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#283609 - 10/25/07 03:34 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Veronica, I noticed from IAFD you have worked with Kurt Lackwood one time only. Was that by choice or hadn't the male talent wheel spun around and landed on Lackwood again?

It appears the "director" of that video is another XPT fav: Eon McKai, the fake mick who doesn't understand the concept of age (or perhaps he is on some form of age metric system that involves 1000 day years).
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#283610 - 10/25/07 04:01 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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Registered: 08/15/07
Posts: 121
unfortunately, i have worked with kurt more than once and ONE TIME was enough for me to hate him and conclude that hes a fag.

kingfish: i had requested mr pete for that scene, but he was under contract at the time and so that left kurt. what a shame!
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#283611 - 10/25/07 04:16 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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Registered: 10/19/06
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heh..
Willie you bought that fucken site didn't ya?

Nice.
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#283612 - 10/25/07 04:22 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Quote:

unfortunately, i have worked with kurt more than once and ONE TIME was enough for me to hate him and conclude that hes a fag.

kingfish: i had requested mr pete for that scene, but he was under contract at the time and so that left kurt. what a shame!




You earned your money those times. That must have been a real disappointment, showing up to a set and realizing what you had in store for yourself that day. I hoped you washed your mouth, pussy and rectum out with a strong bleach or acid to throughly cleanse yourself after working with that primate.

In my business, I make it a point to never work with people I don't like. I have positioned myself with enough Fuck You money to only work with people I enjoy.

I don't think you were around on XPT when hurricane Kurt blew through here for about two weeks a couple of months ago. With the hundreds of long ranting missives he generated, you would have thought he did nothing in life but take pot-shots at the XPT regulars.

Veronica, you are a wonderful addition to this web board; you post great photos of yourself being fucked and you dish it out like the XPT lifers. Keep it up! :slavishfanboibanana:
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#283613 - 10/25/07 04:23 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

unfortunately, i have worked with kurt more than once and ONE TIME was enough for me to hate him and conclude that hes a fag.




I can't describe the happiness I found in that sentence.

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#283614 - 10/25/07 04:36 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

After reading this, my only question is when did Kurt Lockwood get El Glorioso pregnant?




why me? i am not spanish

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#283615 - 10/25/07 04:36 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

from lukeisback.com



Kurt Lockwood’s pregnant girlfriend writes from Spain:

Hello Luke,

Allow me to introduce myself.

I don’t have anything to do with porn,the only connection I have is my friend Avy lee Roth that I met in L.A through my old roomate and Kurt Lockwood.

I met him last november at her birthday party, and since then we became boyfriend/girlfriend and I moved out to his apartment. I’m not famous, and I don’t look for any kind of fame. i have always been in silence and in privacy. There are no pictures of us together in any website, as for my projects would have probably blown away if porn interferred with them.

There is only one picture of me, of this last avn.

Anyways, I was warned by my friends Avy, Kat, etc about Kurt Lockwood. Never listened.

I believe that people may different for every relationship, and I thought that Kurt could make me happy, as I was single and looking for a boyfriend. It was a mistake to be with him since the very first day, but people make mistakes, and I’m just 22 years old and was by myself in L.A.

He seemed to be somebody tied to a relationship besides his job, and willing to make changes and give it up for me.

LIES.

I really don’t wanna take much of your time, as I understand that porn people are constantly busy.

I learnt with him about all this websites and sometimes I really hated them, cause they were making both him and I miserable. he checkes them everyday, many times.

Now I understand why people write all those kinds of things about him and give him that publicity. Is the one that he deserves.

Currently I’m in Spain, as we plan to be here for the birth of our baby, and for his exit of porn.

Well, this person, to call him something. Has ruined my life. He has turned his back on both his baby and fiancee. ( not giving child support, etc.) But more than that. He has done and said terrible things to me.

I know all about his life, his secrets, everything he has done, what happen with the police and Gram and what he said, I repeat myself,I know everything. Things that many people always gossipped about him and would like to know the truth about. Cause, nothing that he writes is true.

I would like to make directors, producers, etc, know that they are putting money on somebody’s pocket, that is turning his back on his own, time ago wished, baby.

I have all this information with me, and I’m willing to share it with you, cause I want to make it public and warn the rest of the people so they know what kind of monster he is.

I don’t want to be vulgar or nothing, since I’m a very educated european girl who know the darkness of the bussiness without being on it. Please, contact me back.

Thank you for your time.



fuck yes yeah! i wanna know what hes been putting this poor girl through! it was only a matter of time before kurt realized that he really is gay; i guess hes taking it out on his girl and their unborn child...





did you have kurt's stories for share?


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#283616 - 10/25/07 04:42 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
veronica fucking jett Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/07
Posts: 121
why thank you kingfish! i was here when kurt showed his asshole to everyone on xxxpt. i decided to stay out of it; he does a good job of showing everyone his man pussy on his own!

el glorioso: wtf are you talking about? kurt stories for share?
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#283617 - 10/25/07 04:44 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

why thank you kingfish! i was here when kurt showed his asshole to everyone on xxxpt. i decided to stay out of it; he does a good job of showing everyone his man pussy on his own!

el glorioso: wtf are you talking about? kurt stories for share?




why you hated to work with kurt?

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#283618 - 10/25/07 04:53 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Quote:

why thank you kingfish!






Quote:

el glorioso: wtf are you talking about? kurt stories for share?




Veronica, I think el glorioso in his broken English is saying that he wants you to share some juicy Kurt Lackwood stories. Since this board thrives on schadenfreude like that sparkley entity thrived on aggression and violence in an episode on the original Star Trek, please share anything salacious; whether it is true or not.
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#283619 - 10/25/07 04:53 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
veronica fucking jett Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/07
Posts: 121
Quote:

Quote:

why thank you kingfish! i was here when kurt showed his asshole to everyone on xxxpt. i decided to stay out of it; he does a good job of showing everyone his man pussy on his own!

el glorioso: wtf are you talking about? kurt stories for share?




what you hated work with him




because hes a lying faggot who cant keep his dick up because he does too much coke! must i remind all of you what kurts coke face looks like? for the saftey of my own eyes, id rather not!

he also got mad that i called him a homo here months ago and he called lighthouse, who repped us both at the time, told them that i called him a homo and then i got suspended from the agency site for a week. PUSSY!!!

what else...he tried to pull a nacho vidal and step on my head during the eon mckai scene and he popped my jaw outta place. hes such a prick he couldnt even apologize to a whore...

im sure i have more stories...
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#283620 - 10/25/07 06:45 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

because hes a lying faggot who cant keep his dick up because he does too much coke!




Oh, the joy in my heart to read this!

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#283621 - 10/25/07 07:13 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

he popped my jaw outta place.




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#283622 - 10/25/07 07:29 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Saevus Maximus Offline
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Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Quote:

[

what else...he tried to pull a nacho vidal and step on my head during the eon mckai scene and he popped my jaw outta place.




It sounds like he was just trying to land a contract over at Evil Angel.
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#283623 - 10/26/07 11:15 AM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
safado Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
Quote:

Quote:

After reading this, my only question is when did Kurt Lockwood get El Glorioso pregnant?




why me? i am not spanish




It was a joke, her writing style is similar to yours.

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#283624 - 10/26/07 11:22 AM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Anonymous
Unregistered


But, Wait! There's more:

Quote:


Kurt Lockwood: Model Parent


Kurt Lockwood’s soon-to-be baby momma adds:


I appreciate you posting it, and keeping my privacy. Although I’m devastated I didn’t do it on revange. I just thought that it was very unfair for me to have always believed him and in the last minute to be abandoned like this. This is the most unhuman act I have seen in my life. Which father, man or person could ever do this? And then act like nothing ever happen. He is back to porn, something that many of his "fans" will appreciate. And looking again for another girlfriend (victim) to be with and forget about it. Well his son will be born anytime soon, and one day he will know that there are very mean people out there, and it was for the best to not have his dad around.


Life puts everybody where they belong.






I think I'd rather grow up having to admit that Sirhan Sirhan or James Earl Ray was my father than to face the other kids when they found out Kurt Lockwood was my dad.

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#283625 - 10/26/07 01:51 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
This makes no sense! It's just so out of character for Kurt!



And since we know he checks back here, hey Kurt, ¿cómo va?
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#283626 - 10/26/07 02:11 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
I know for a fact he is back in L.A. looking for porn work.

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#283627 - 10/26/07 02:23 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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Registered: 08/15/07
Posts: 121
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#283628 - 10/26/07 04:56 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
. just . i officially don't need anything for christmas this year.
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#283629 - 10/26/07 05:40 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Need, SMEED ...

You still deserve a "little something" ...


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#283630 - 10/26/07 05:54 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
It's just a matter of time until the cocksucker goes on another week-long XPT binge.
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#283631 - 10/26/07 06:10 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Anonymous
Unregistered


I could be wrong about this, but from what I just quickly googled, it seems that the US has a reciprocal agreement with the European Union that would allow her to collect child support from any monies earned in the states, including access to the courts here to compel payment.

Well, we know from Baby G he pays his taxes...

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#283632 - 10/26/07 06:21 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Straight, Gay, Bi ... Kurt should be castrated. TODAY. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

NO MAN abandons the pregnant woman carrying his child!





Someone should find the fuck, hold him down, cut it off and shove it down his fucking throat until he sufficates on his own diseased testicles!




Sad to say, but Kurt the brittle, cum-chewing, pansy-coward wouldn't dare show his strap-on, A2M-loving ass on this board. BUT, he'll lurk and read FOR SURE!!

He'll hide in the shadows, behind the walls, in the dark, dank crevices like the cockroach shit he is ... but, he knows he's destined for the bottom of the nearest XPT sneaker if he shows his six-legged vermin hide.



Hey, "Skirt"!!
Look what number fan I am!!

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#283633 - 10/26/07 06:26 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Cunt Kicker Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 08/17/07
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FUCK YOU ALL FOR JUDGING ME! I'M TOO FUCKING AWESOME TO BE HELD DOWN BY ANYTHING, SO FUCK THAT SLUT. I'M BACK IN L.A. TO FUCKING ROCK!

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF THE GAME, I'M LIKE THAT ONE GUY IN THE GODFATHER WHO SAID THEY KEEP PULLING ME IN. BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER, PART 3 ANYWAY I NEVER SAW THE FIRST 2.

FUCK SPANE, I GOTTA LIVE CAUSE I WRITE BETTER THAN ELTON JOHN, I SING BETTER THAN FREDDY MERCURY, AND ROCK HARDER THAN ROB HALFORD. I'M LIKE THE ROCK GOD COMBINATION OF ALL THREE. I GOT ANOTHER THING IN COMMON WITH THEM, I ROCK THE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS LIKE THERES NO TOMMORROW, BITCHES. FUCK ALL YOU HATERS, I'M BACK!

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#283634 - 10/26/07 06:48 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Try Bishop! I heard they were exchanging man juice.

Click to PM!!


EDIT:

This was made in response to a mock request for Knox's ph #, which was editted out and replaced with the Godfather nonsense, though no edit was indicated by the fake Skirt.


Edited by Fatman - Act III (10/26/07 07:35 PM)
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#283635 - 10/26/07 07:00 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

FUCK YOU ALL FOR JUDGING ME! I'M TOO FUCKING AWESOME TO BE HELD DOWN BY ANYTHING, SO FUCK THAT SLUT. I'M BACK IN L.A. TO FUCKING ROCK!

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF THE GAME, I'M LIKE THAT ONE GUY IN THE GODFATHER WHO SAID THEY KEEP PULLING ME IN. BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER, PART 3 ANYWAY I NEVER SAW THE FIRST 2.

FUCK SPANE, I GOTTA LIVE CAUSE I WRITE BETTER THAN ELTON JOHN, I SING BETTER THAN FREDDY MERCURY, AND ROCK HARDER THAN ROB HALFORD. I'M LIKE THE ROCK GOD COMBINATION OF ALL THREE. I GOT ANOTHER THING IN COMMON WITH THEM, I ROCK THE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS LIKE THERES NO TOMMORROW, BITCHES. FUCK ALL YOU HATERS, I'M BACK!




fuck dude!!! that meth is good!






but i smell alt-id here

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#283636 - 10/26/07 07:03 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

FUCK YOU ALL FOR JUDGING ME! I'M TOO FUCKING AWESOME TO BE HELD DOWN BY ANYTHING, SO FUCK THAT SLUT. I'M BACK IN L.A. TO FUCKING ROCK!

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF THE GAME, I'M LIKE THAT ONE GUY IN THE GODFATHER WHO SAID THEY KEEP PULLING ME IN. BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER, PART 3 ANYWAY I NEVER SAW THE FIRST 2.

FUCK SPANE, I GOTTA LIVE CAUSE I WRITE BETTER THAN ELTON JOHN, I SING BETTER THAN FREDDY MERCURY, AND ROCK HARDER THAN ROB HALFORD. I'M LIKE THE ROCK GOD COMBINATION OF ALL THREE. I GOT ANOTHER THING IN COMMON WITH THEM, I ROCK THE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS LIKE THERES NO TOMMORROW, BITCHES. FUCK ALL YOU HATERS, I'M BACK!


How embarassing for you that you would say the Godfather 3 is the best one, it should of NEVER been made. If you havent seen 1 and 2 dont talk shit you know nothing about, cause that is the REAL Godfather movies.

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#283637 - 10/26/07 07:16 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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Elton John, Freddy Mercury, and Rob Halford? You had to pick the three gayest musical icons ever. You couldn't get any gayer if you rode to the AVN awards on a pink unicorn exiting from a giant sparkly pink Faberge egg.

Quote:

SPANE




Jondra
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#283638 - 10/26/07 07:24 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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Registered: 08/15/07
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Quote:

Elton John, Freddy Mercury, and Rob Halford? You had to pick the three gayest musical icons ever. You couldn't get any gayer if you rode to the AVN awards on a pink unicorn exiting from a giant sparkly pink Faberge egg.






not only are the all gay musical icons, they are also BALDING!!!
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#283639 - 10/26/07 07:31 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
Quote:

Quote:

FUCK YOU ALL FOR JUDGING ME! I'M TOO FUCKING AWESOME TO BE HELD DOWN BY ANYTHING, SO FUCK THAT SLUT. I'M BACK IN L.A. TO FUCKING ROCK!

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF THE GAME, I'M LIKE THAT ONE GUY IN THE GODFATHER WHO SAID THEY KEEP PULLING ME IN. BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER, PART 3 ANYWAY I NEVER SAW THE FIRST 2.

FUCK SPANE, I GOTTA LIVE CAUSE I WRITE BETTER THAN ELTON JOHN, I SING BETTER THAN FREDDY MERCURY, AND ROCK HARDER THAN ROB HALFORD. I'M LIKE THE ROCK GOD COMBINATION OF ALL THREE. I GOT ANOTHER THING IN COMMON WITH THEM, I ROCK THE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS LIKE THERES NO TOMMORROW, BITCHES. FUCK ALL YOU HATERS, I'M BACK!




fuck dude!!! that meth is good!






but i smell alt-id here




That seems to be the case, as "Kurt´s" post changed. A part asking Ryan Knox´ phone number vanished, adding the last two paragraphs. It does not show any edits either.
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#283640 - 10/26/07 07:33 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Why are you all beating on an alt-ID with only 2 post?

KURT WON"T POST HERE!





Just give him your hate!
CALL HIM EVERYTHING YOU WANT!!


He reads it. HE READS IT ALL! And, it causes him such bad constipation not even a series of enemas and strap-on assfucking can clear those twisted bowels!

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#283641 - 10/26/07 07:43 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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Quote:

FUCK YOU ALL FOR JUDGING ME! I'M TOO FUCKING AWESOME TO BE HELD DOWN BY ANYTHING, SO FUCK THAT SLUT. I'M BACK IN L.A. TO FUCKING ROCK!

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF THE GAME, I'M LIKE THAT ONE GUY IN THE GODFATHER WHO SAID THEY KEEP PULLING ME IN. BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER, PART 3 ANYWAY I NEVER SAW THE FIRST 2.

FUCK SPANE, I GOTTA LIVE CAUSE I WRITE BETTER THAN ELTON JOHN, I SING BETTER THAN FREDDY MERCURY, AND ROCK HARDER THAN ROB HALFORD. I'M LIKE THE ROCK GOD COMBINATION OF ALL THREE. I GOT ANOTHER THING IN COMMON WITH THEM, I ROCK THE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS LIKE THERES NO TOMMORROW, BITCHES. FUCK ALL YOU HATERS, I'M BACK!




absolutely magnificent post. funny as hell.
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#283642 - 10/26/07 07:47 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Elton John, Freddy Mercury, and Rob Halford? You had to pick the three gayest musical icons ever. You couldn't get any gayer if you rode to the AVN awards on a pink unicorn exiting from a giant sparkly pink Faberge egg.

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SPANE




Jondra


Whether they are gay or not, they are all TALENTED and he is not, not even in a way of a fucking groupie, his band sucks the worst, I heard one song to give him the benefit and he should be shot.
Unless the drugs got a hold and he forgot his password, which you should be able to require by just emailing the site, it may be him, may be not, whatever its insane that the things he thinks hes good at and that alone makes me think it is him.
His MUSIC SUCKS FUCKING MONKEY ASS!

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#283643 - 10/27/07 05:04 AM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
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It's not him. If it was there'd be about a hundred follow up posts by now. The real Lackwood is most likely keeping tabs on this, so it's time to remind him he's a fag.

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#283644 - 10/27/07 06:59 AM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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It needs three sentences reminding everyone what he does for a living, eight uses of the word hater in either singular or plural tense and at least another 250 additional words before it resembles anything close to a legitimate Lockwood post.
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#283645 - 10/27/07 09:42 AM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Kurt: It's your #1 Hater!




You suck.
You are a gay person in denial.
Your only talent is being a whore.
You have no value as a human.
You have proven not to be a MAN by abandoning your unborn child.

Are you going to chase me down like Gram?
Are you going to try to hit me with your fag paws?
Are you fantasizing about being butt-fucked while this is being read to you?

You are a dried up hopeless nugget of turd.


Help Earth out and flush yourself away.


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#283646 - 10/27/07 09:52 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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Alex Trebek: "The Answer is: Kurt Lockwood"

Me -- "What is a Sociopath?"

Alex: "Correct!"



Dont they cut your dick and balls off in Spain for not supporting your kid(s)? Or do they let a bull ram its horns up your ass until the snot coming out of your nose is 83% feces??? Anyone know European Union Paternity Laws? European Goat Lawyer? Anyone?? Anyone?? Beuller?
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#283647 - 10/28/07 10:30 AM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
safado Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
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Or do they let a bull ram its horns up your ass until the snot coming out of your nose is 83% feces???




If that were the case, he would have knocked up the whore, movd to Spain, abandon her and turn himself in long ago!

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#283648 - 10/28/07 03:28 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
XPT RIP Offline
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Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
porno ape knocks up retarded 22 year old skank. big deal.

were they supposed to live happily ever after or something? she's fucking demented to think he'd ever be a decent "boyfriend", much less a father. here's hoping the stupid slut gets her tubes tied before she farts out another mongrel bastard.

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#283649 - 10/30/07 02:07 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Someone has to have spotted him by now.

You know the first place he went was to a celphone store. The second probably to his dealers corner. He's bound to surface soon.

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#283650 - 10/30/07 02:20 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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You know the first place he went was to a celphone store. The second probably to his dealers corner. He's bound to surface soon.




I'd wager that his next stop would be to his favorite sex shop for a dildo. I doubt he'd want to take that through customs.

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#283651 - 11/01/07 09:53 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
Gunker Offline
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I know for a fact he is back in L.A. looking for porn work.




This alarms me.

He went to Spain for a reason (obviously, not to marry his child's mother).

He's brought back something smuggled in his ass.

Given his rectal capacity, it poses a substantial threat.

Los Angeles CTU is feverishly pecking away at their computers...
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#283652 - 11/02/07 03:40 PM Re: our favorite homo strikes again!
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Given his rectal capacity, it poses a substantial threat.





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