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#277449 - 09/25/07 08:23 PM The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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I don't know if such a thought has been conceived, but I have a new idea for reality porn.

Get some unhibited whore, with the ability to gape, to take a Louisville Slugger up her cunt. Ram it in there, good & tight. Have two dozen or more random ex-cons waiting at bay jerking their lil' stiffies to excitation. Remove the ballbat from said whore's snatch, and let the cons dump their DNA into the gaping girlie-hole like the sperm-filled toilet that she is. 9 months later, the whore gives birth, and a paternity test is taken to determine who the father is. The whore & winner (her baby daddy) get $1-million and run off into the sunset happily ever after.

The only thing stopping this is an abortion prior to airing the results. Com'on, let's get 'er done!


Edited by jack_schitt (09/25/07 08:36 PM)
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#277450 - 09/25/07 08:27 PM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
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Quote:

I don't know if such a thought has been conceived...




Punny. Very punny.

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#277451 - 09/25/07 08:36 PM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
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Quote:

Quote:

I don't know if such a thought has been conceived...




Punny. Very punny.




I'm glad you reminded me to italicize that now.
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#277452 - 09/25/07 08:56 PM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
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this idea is reprehensible and you should be ashamed of yourself

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#277453 - 09/26/07 02:11 AM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
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Quote:


Get some unhibited whore, with the ability to gape, to take a Louisville Slugger up her cunt. Ram it in there, good & tight. Have two dozen or more random ex-cons waiting at bay jerking their lil' stiffies to excitation. Remove the ballbat from said whore's snatch, and let the cons dump their DNA into the gaping girlie-hole like the sperm-filled toilet that she is. 9 months later, the whore gives birth, and a paternity test is taken to determine who the father is. The whore & winner (her baby daddy) get $1-million and run off into the sunset happily ever after.




You really want to make this work? Get Maury Povich to host it.

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#277454 - 09/26/07 04:06 AM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
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Registered: 01/30/07
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jack_schitt, why do you hate women so much? Did one of them break your heart when you were younger? You really should seek help for all that misplaced anger.

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#277455 - 09/26/07 09:44 AM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Quote:

I don't know if such a thought has been conceived, but I have a new idea for reality porn.

Get some unhibited whore, with the ability to gape, to take a Louisville Slugger up her cunt. Ram it in there, good & tight. Have two dozen or more random ex-cons waiting at bay jerking their lil' stiffies to excitation. Remove the ballbat from said whore's snatch, and let the cons dump their DNA into the gaping girlie-hole like the sperm-filled toilet that she is. 9 months later, the whore gives birth, and a paternity test is taken to determine who the father is. The whore & winner (her baby daddy) get $1-million and run off into the sunset happily ever after.

The only thing stopping this is an abortion prior to airing the results. Com'on, let's get 'er done!




This idea gets my approval
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#277456 - 09/26/07 09:53 AM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
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Quote:


This idea gets my approval




There's a shocker.

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#277457 - 09/26/07 09:58 AM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Quote:

Quote:


This idea gets my approval




There's a shocker.




If they hold hands at the end and all say they love each other will that meet to your approval?
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#277458 - 09/26/07 04:28 PM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
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Registered: 01/30/07
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If they hold hands at the end and all say they love each other will that meet to your approval?




Maybe but I'd have to believe they really meant it.

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#277459 - 09/26/07 05:16 PM Re: The "who my baby daddy" reality porn lottery
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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jack_schitt, why do you hate women so much? Did one of them break your heart when you were younger? You really should seek help for all that misplaced anger.




Cry it out, overly sensative fanboi!

I think you need to be facefucked by a hermaphrodite who just got done sodomizing a shitty asshole.
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