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#189956 - 09/03/06 04:21 PM Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Congratulations on 28 years of uninhibited and wanton moral decay!! XOXO




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#189957 - 09/03/06 04:41 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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I always wanted to see baby pics of xpt'ers. Holly is still adorable. Happy birthday, babe.



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#189958 - 09/03/06 04:45 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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I don't know you personally or anything, but Happy Birthday and keep shooting all those great and wonderful photos
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#189959 - 09/03/06 04:56 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Happy Birthday Holly ...You Rule!!1!



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#189960 - 09/03/06 07:02 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Happy Birthday Holly.
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#189961 - 09/03/06 10:48 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Thanks everyone! I'm sure it will suck! Haha, just kidding. I hope.
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#189962 - 09/03/06 11:15 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Happy Birthday, Holly! Keep all electronic devices away from your bathtub.



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#189963 - 09/03/06 11:24 PM Happy Birthday Holly!!
Lord Asmus Offline
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Registered: 07/12/04
Posts: 334
Loc: Germany
All the best! Stay as you are!


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#189964 - 09/04/06 03:32 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Paul Reubens Offline
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Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
How many more years until she's in front of the camera?

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#189965 - 09/04/06 04:02 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Happy birthday Holly. I've really grown to like you. I'm sorry your date with the black man didn't happen, but maybe we could go out. Not all black men are bad.

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#189966 - 09/04/06 06:14 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Holly Randall Offline
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Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Happy birthday Holly. I've really grown to like you. I'm sorry your date with the black man didn't happen, but maybe we could go out. Not all black men are bad.




Well thank you. I didn't cancel it, I just rescheduled because I was sick. Of course Luke isn't going to include that part.
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#189967 - 09/04/06 06:22 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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I just read your sig-line and spit water all over the monitor.
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#189968 - 09/04/06 06:49 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Happy Birthday Holly

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#189969 - 09/04/06 07:12 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Posts: 4450
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yes have a happy b-day holly randall.
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#189970 - 09/04/06 07:58 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Holly, you're a good sport for us XPT degenerates.

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#189971 - 09/04/06 08:40 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
I wish we could all line up and give you the birthday spanking gauntlett of love. Or at least that I could.
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#189972 - 09/04/06 09:14 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
birdshit1 Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
Well I would love to say happy birthsay to Holly! Happy birthday!

Well I would like to offer the same thing that Chuck Spears said and that is a wonderful date with Holly! Holly would you go on a date with me? I mean I know that we don't know each other very well however we can go to the movies and see where it leads us! Well I am taking a couple of days of vacation for ela again however I think that I can trade with one of my fellow coworkers. Well I would also take you to dinner and buy you abox of candy. I am a lot of fun so you don't hqve to worry and I love to talk just like you!

Furthermore I am very nice so you don't have to worry about that and I could also have you back home in time. Well I feel bad that your date did not work out however I am kind of glad also so that we can go out zometime! Thanks and good luck!

Well if you can make it please tell me what days and I will see if I can trade! I have one more question would you consider coming to where I live and so that maybe we can go out after work? Plus I know where the theatre is and also the good restaraunts. Thanks again and good luck!



ps I used my old emoticon signature because I was a little embarrassed to ask Holly out on a date. However I am so excited especially if she says yes!




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#189973 - 09/05/06 09:38 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
birdshit1 Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
Well I would like to apologize to Holly. I believe that I had too much to drink when I wrote my birthday wish Holly will you forrgive me? I mean I did not wish to sound to forward. Well I will still go on a date with you if you still want to however if you do not then I understand and won't either. Happy birthday!




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#189974 - 09/06/06 08:57 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Congratulations on 28 years of uninhibited and wanton moral decay!! XOXO









Sportswami sent me a PM informing me that he jerked off to this photo.That dude should be locked up.

By the way Happy Birthday Holly.
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#189975 - 09/06/06 09:44 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Holly, when you cancelled the date with Tee Reel maybe you were just sick with butterflies in your stomach. Check out my photoshop job below and pick up one of those dandy self help books and maybe you can move up with negro-dating ladder and date some hip hop brothers like Lil Jon!



Lil Jon loves to clown around and make bubble beards!


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#189976 - 09/06/06 10:12 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
Stay away from Tee Reel. That is Sierra Sinn's man.

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#189977 - 09/06/06 06:40 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
LOL... he works in a garden center, OK? Hardly connected to this sordid world of ours. I'm just using him to help me with my vegetable garden.
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#189978 - 09/06/06 07:01 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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LOL... he works in a garden center, OK? Hardly connected to this sordid world of ours. I'm just using him to help me with my vegetable garden.




Did you just say "garden center?" I think we all know which darker-skinned non-porn gardner you're talking about...you were even going to buy one of his t-shirts!


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#189979 - 09/06/06 09:33 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Seeing his castrated and chromed balls hanging around his neck explains a lot.
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#189980 - 09/06/06 09:38 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Quote:

LOL... he works in a garden center, OK? Hardly connected to this sordid world of ours. I'm just using him to help me with my vegetable garden.




Did you just say "garden center?" I think we all know which darker-skinned non-porn gardner you're talking about...you were even going to buy one of his t-shirts!





Ack! I didn't even think of that connection! LOL, I never should have brought it up...
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#189981 - 09/07/06 08:24 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Posts: 167
Well I don't want to interupt however Holly you did not answer my questions lol! Well I wanted to know that if we could go on a date in your spare time? Well I would like to if you want to however if you do not then well I guess I do not but it would be wonderful if you could! Thanks!




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#189982 - 09/07/06 09:43 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Well I don't want to interupt however Holly you did not answer my questions lol! Well I wanted to know that if we could go on a date in your spare time? Well I would like to if you want to however if you do not then well I guess I do not but it would be wonderful if you could! Thanks!








No offense, but I didn't respond to your other post because I actually thought you were kidding! I don't go out on dates with guys I've never met nor know at all! LOL especially some stranger from XPT! I appreciate you asking but no thank you!
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#189983 - 09/07/06 11:18 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

I don't go out on dates with guys I've never met nor know at all! LOL especially some stranger from XPT! I appreciate you asking but no thank you!



Birdshit gets shotdown.
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#189984 - 09/07/06 11:48 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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Quote:

I don't go out on dates with guys I've never met nor know at all! LOL especially some stranger from XPT! I appreciate you asking but no thank you!




Bullshit. You just need to try HARDER Birdshit! And if she doesn't say yes, I'll show you this little trick I use to persuade them using simple duct tape and a lit cigarette.
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#189985 - 09/08/06 06:10 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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Quote:


I don't go out on dates with guys I've never met nor know at all! LOL especially some stranger from XPT! I appreciate you asking but no thank you!



Birdshit, you need to stalk her until she gives in and marries you. It works everytime.
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#189986 - 09/08/06 08:54 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
birdshit1 Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
Well of course I even said that if Holly did not wish to go on a date and then well I did not want to. Well I do not want to pressure Holly however if she changes her mind then I will. Furthermore I do not want to be well nevermind nobody will understand.



And also ps I think that Holly is beautiful and not beause I asked her out.





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#189987 - 08/31/07 10:13 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Sep 5th, degenerates. Show some love.

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#189988 - 09/01/07 10:10 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Oye... I just got back from Costa Rica late last night, and I totally forgot it was my birthday until I checked my myspace account and I had all these "Happy Birthday" comments from people I don't even know. This is the first year I'm working on my birthday, since they don't matter to me as much anymore, and since I actually wish they would stop happening, as I near 30.

The best birthday present I gave myself this year was overcoming my fear of heights and doing the zipline canopy tour in the rainforest. It scared the shit out of me, but it was the most fun I've had in a long time!

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#189989 - 09/01/07 03:08 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Incredible, everyone that goes to Costa Rica has to ride that thing. Believe it comes with the airline ticket. This business must be owed by the Prime Minister or one of his relatives. Funny shit.
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#189990 - 09/01/07 05:17 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Are you saying there is only one zipline in all of Costa Rica? To the Burgmobile! Burg, let's do this. Strapping vacationing foreigners to a rope and sending them careening through the forest all the while being located in a third world country where "liability" has no place in their lexicon. Untapped market potential.
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#189991 - 09/02/07 02:23 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Happy Birthday sweetness, much love.

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#189992 - 09/02/07 03:07 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Birthdays are always happy, Holly. So have an AMAZiNG birthday! Btw, hot pic. You look wow...just wow!
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#189993 - 09/02/07 04:00 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Kingfish Online
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
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Agreed! Happy Birthday to a lovely lass with a dynamite smile!
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#189994 - 09/02/07 08:57 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Glad you like the pic Gia, thanks! Here are some more from my trip, though I have a lot more to download (my camera died in the middle of the transfer):






(I'm never complaining about potholes in LA ever again)









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#189995 - 09/02/07 09:22 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Was this the "Carmen Miranda Salad?"



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#189996 - 09/03/07 01:41 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

Glad you like the pic Gia, thanks! Here are some more from my trip, though I have a lot more to download (my camera died in the middle of the transfer):








More bikini pictures, please.
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#189997 - 09/03/07 11:14 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
The irony is: Holly could be the next "big discovery" of Johnny Crosslin or Rob Sims, or she could be the next Johnny Crosslin or Rob Sims.

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#189998 - 09/03/07 02:07 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

The irony is: Holly could be the next "big discovery" of Johnny Crosslin or Rob Sims, or she could be the next Johnny Crosslin or Rob Sims.




I had no idea who either of these guys were, so I looked them up. I can see Rob does fitness photography, and Johnny's work seems to lean that way as well. I find it hilarious that you equate me with fitness models, I am most certainly NOT in the best shape. I'm actually considering starting up with my trainer again, and getting into yoga more.

Funny side note: I saw Johnny's rates, and he actually charges less than me.
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#189999 - 09/03/07 02:27 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Quote:

Quote:

I don't go out on dates with guys I've never met nor know at all! LOL especially some stranger from XPT! I appreciate you asking but no thank you!



Birdshit gets shotdown.




I wish Birdshit would return. Holly, would you consider changing your mind and going out with him?
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#190000 - 09/04/07 10:05 PM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
I'm surprised by the lack of positive feedback regarding Holly's new pics.

Holly, your stomach looks especially great. Whatever you're doing, keep it up.

And I think you should change your avatar to this pic:

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#190001 - 09/05/07 06:11 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I'm surprised by the lack of positive feedback regarding Holly's new pics.

Holly, your stomach looks especially great. Whatever you're doing, keep it up.




I agree with you. However, burg has personally threatened every other poster who compliments Holly.

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#190002 - 09/05/07 06:31 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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agreed. burg threatened to break my legs.
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#190003 - 09/05/07 09:59 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

agreed. burg threatened to break my legs.




He's just jealous your's work.


Edited by Soopergrizz (09/05/07 10:22 AM)
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#190004 - 09/05/07 10:09 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
It seems all that beer didn't do any harm to the figure

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#190005 - 09/05/07 11:31 AM Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

It seems all that beer didn't do any harm to the figure





It wasn't beer, it was vodka-- beer makes you fat and vodka acts quicker.

I still don't feel like it's my birthday-- funny how anti-climatic they are once you get older. I'm at work, trying to catch up on my emails just like any other day...
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