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#260217 - 07/18/07 03:13 PM
Re: new Harry Potter book
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Uh, Ben? What does this have to do with Porn?
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#260218 - 07/18/07 03:14 PM
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Spoiler: Hermonie organizes a gangbang at Gryffindorf for the redhead kid and makes the class sodomize him with their cocks and various magic wands. Harry loses his virginity to a horse.
The end.
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#260219 - 07/18/07 03:37 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
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Spoiler: Hermonie organizes a gangbang at Gryffindorf for the redhead kid and makes the class sodomize him with their cocks and various magic wands. Harry loses his virginity to a horse.
The end.
Damn, I had gone all this time without reading a single spoiler. 
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#260221 - 07/19/07 08:25 AM
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Ben, up to now I've found you to be a midly amusing, herpes-riddled Ceara fanboi. But now I know you read childrens' books. I didn't think you could get much lower in my estimation, but you jumped the shark. Adults reading childrens' books is 
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#260222 - 07/19/07 08:29 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
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Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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Hey man its safer having ben reading children books were he can fantasize about all the fucked up things he would like to do to them, rather then having him driving around to elementary schools and acting out his fucked up fantasies on them....
...either way ben your a fucked up individual...but unlike vanessa at least your human....
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#260223 - 07/19/07 08:43 AM
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Registered: 10/30/06
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I just can't get into the Harry Potter craze...maybe if I was a kid I might enjoy it, but it just doesn't hold my interest.
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#260230 - 07/20/07 05:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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Uh, Ben? What does this have to do with Porn?
Ginny takes Harry's virginity. Seriously.
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#260232 - 07/20/07 10:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Raskolnikov engages in a good/evil battle with Quentin Compson wherein the residual "Curse of the Confederacy" goes head-to-head with 19th-Century Russian pre-revolutionism (aka loss of faith) in a steel cage match to the allegorical death!
Poit!!
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#260234 - 07/21/07 01:26 AM
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Ben, up to now I've found you to be a midly amusing, herpes-riddled Ceara fanboi.
But now I know you read childrens' books. I didn't think you could get much lower in my estimation, but you jumped the shark.
Adults reading childrens' books is
As opposed to the Brandon Birthday Thread? Or asking Smartt to post more pictures of his cock? The guy makes Paul Lynde look like Patton. 
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#260235 - 07/21/07 01:42 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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This thread bears no resemblance to heterosexuality, therefore;
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#260236 - 07/21/07 07:24 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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This thread bears no resemblance to heterosexuality, therefore;
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To quote Cartman from South Park's LOTR parody episode:
1)'Ha! Fags!'
2)'Harry Pussy Potter'
Tim and Tobias pisses all over Harry Potter, and predates it by about 30 years too. 
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#260238 - 07/21/07 08:50 AM
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