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#258717 - 07/11/07 12:51 PM
Starting a new Cult "Church of the Yellow Couch"
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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I'm bored, high and I hate Christians.... I've also seen that we are loosing some of our "sisters" to these voodoo heathens in time of their weakness.
So I thought HEY why not make a cult...I mean cross bullies hate the Scientologist and we all know that "porn and religion" would make a killer combination.
So I was thinking' what's the closest thing we have to a porn symbol???
I am now accepting applications for the new:
"Church of the Yellow Couch"
Our purpose in life will be to degrade teen whores and drink lots of beer and just be the best man whores we can be!
I think if I can work it correctly, we may even get tax exemption!
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#258718 - 07/11/07 02:14 PM
Re: Starting a new Cult "Church ot the Yellow Couc
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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This is a nice idea until you "Faktor" in Holy Communion. No offense, but I have no interest in ingesting the body of Max or the blood of Max. I've seen what happens to whores who do that. 
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#258719 - 07/11/07 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You can actually ordain yourself a minister of anything these days. Even Tori Spelling just became one so her friends, a gay couple, could have a committment ceremony.
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#258720 - 07/11/07 02:33 PM
Re: Starting a new Cult "Church ot the Yellow Couc
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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This is a nice idea until you "Faktor" in Holy Communion.
No offense, but I have no interest in ingesting the body of Max or the blood of Max. I've seen what happens to whores who do that.
Na, we don't need no stinking communion! A pop shot across the face of the whores in baptism would be nice. Max can learn to be like that dude from "Temple of Doom" and rip peoples hearts out with his fingers!
We should set him *high* I mean, after all it IS his couch!
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#258721 - 07/11/07 02:43 PM
Re: Starting a new Cult "Church ot the Yellow Couc
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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You can actually ordain yourself a minister of anything these days. Even Tori Spelling just became one so her friends, a gay couple, could have a committment ceremony.
I've already ordained myself "High Priest" due to my sheer magnitude of addiction to porn, and my ability to transcend space and time when I'm wasted.
I'm also taking applications for a "Whore Priestess" you seem very qualified Gia, I can just about forgive you for not allowing Max time with your goodies.
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#258722 - 07/11/07 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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can someone cue up the aerial/satellite photo of the yellow couch on Max's deck. that picture has a level of stalkerishness that I really enjoy. thanks.
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#258723 - 07/11/07 03:08 PM
Re: Starting a new Cult "Church ot the Yellow Couc
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Internet Tough Guy
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Loc: Hollywood, CA
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#258724 - 07/11/07 03:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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delivered!
thanks.
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#258726 - 07/11/07 03:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I'd be down, but I want a cool title like Grand Wizard, High Priest or Magus Supreme.
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#258727 - 07/11/07 03:45 PM
Re: Starting a new Cult "Church ot the Yellow Couc
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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I'm also taking applications for a "Whore Priestess" you seem very qualified Gia, I can just about forgive you for not allowing Max time with your goodies.
Heh. I'm afraid Max Hardcore is too hardcore for me, so no yellow couch cult for me.
Gia I have some homework for you... Tonight I want you to finger your pussy and think about the yellow couch, think about all the guys wanting to see you on the yellow couch, think about all the whores given to the yellow couch as a sacrifice...
Think about where the yellow couch can bring you...
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#258728 - 07/11/07 04:03 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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I'd be down, but I want a cool title like Grand Wizard, High Priest or Magus Supreme.
Your history here shows you must be just as sick and twisted as I am, I offer you the title of High Priest/Archdeacon and defender of the Yellow Crown!
By this right sir, you are a "Knight of the Yellow Couch!"
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#258729 - 07/11/07 04:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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No way. And I ain't about to drink the yellow kool-aid either.
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#258730 - 07/11/07 04:23 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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No way. And I ain't about to drink the yellow kool-aid either.
I have already planted the seed in your mind, tonight as you finger your sweet little clit, you will be lost in a wave of "yellow sensual delight" the urge will be too great Gia, give into it!!
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#258736 - 07/12/07 10:05 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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What you need to do is tell tranny's that they are gods chosen people in your church and offer them a nice play to stay until you congregate them all together...then We will pass out Kool-Aid Jim Jones Style and I will rock some sweet hardcore guitar licks to the tune Suicide is painless (the theme from M.A.S.H, We shall call it the great trans gender cleansing.
*wickity wah wah*
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#258737 - 07/12/07 10:10 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
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Loc: Hollywood, CA
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This is a nice idea until you "Faktor" in Holy Communion.
No offense, but I have no interest in ingesting the body of Max or the blood of Max. I've seen what happens to whores who do that.
How about a "Holly" communion instead. She can offer you these green bean wafers.
When I saw the recent pictures of Holly in the red polkadot dress, I saw the perfect "PR Representative" for the Yellow Couch, on the outside she is America's darling, sweet, demur, on the inside, you know their is a demon of perversion just waiting to get out and rampage.
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#258738 - 07/12/07 11:39 AM
Re: Starting a new Cult "Church ot the Yellow Couc
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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The yellow couch: As a cult symbol it does definitely remind me of an altar where some sort of human sacrifice is performed. But instead of the freakish Christian version where they drink wine (wine=alcohol=drug use) which is supposed to be blood and eat bread which is supposed to be flesh (=cannibalism) the yellow couch sacrifice is much more meaningful. Semen (=the seed of life) is given as a gift in the spirit of an affirmative celebration of life, together with a golden stream (gold = wealth and happiness) from the generous donor. The "virgins" (= youth, beauty and fertility) go through a trance-like experience from which they eventually rise with cleansed bodies and souls.
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#258739 - 07/12/07 12:06 PM
Re: Starting a new Cult "Church ot the Yellow Couc
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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The yellow couch: As a cult symbol it does definitely remind me of an altar where some sort of human sacrifice is performed. But instead of the freakish Christian version where they drink wine (wine=alcohol=drug use) which is supposed to be blood and eat bread which is supposed to be flesh (=cannibalism) the yellow couch sacrifice is much more meaningful. Semen (=the seed of life) is given as a gift in the spirit of an affirmative celebration of life, together with a golden stream (gold = wealth and happiness) from the generous donor. The "virgins" (= youth, beauty and fertility) go through a trance-like experience from which they eventually rise with cleansed bodies and souls.
Preach it Brother!! we also mustn't forget the "Cleansing of the Whore" where the slut is puked fucked until all her foul and petty desires are unloaded and she becomes an empty vessel; to then be filled with the spirit of the couch!
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#258741 - 07/12/07 12:46 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 146
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The yellow couch: As a cult symbol it does definitely remind me of an altar where some sort of human sacrifice is performed. But instead of the freakish Christian version where they drink wine (wine=alcohol=drug use) which is supposed to be blood and eat bread which is supposed to be flesh (=cannibalism) the yellow couch sacrifice is much more meaningful. Semen (=the seed of life) is given as a gift in the spirit of an affirmative celebration of life, together with a golden stream (gold = wealth and happiness) from the generous donor. The "virgins" (= youth, beauty and fertility) go through a trance-like experience from which they eventually rise with cleansed bodies and souls.
Preach it Brother!! we also mustn't forget the "Cleansing of the Whore" where the slut is puked fucked until all her foul and petty desires are unloaded and she becomes an empty vessel; to then be filled with the spirit of the couch!
that was fucking beautiful, i'm a little teary eyed right now
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#258742 - 07/12/07 12:46 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Preach it Brother!! we also mustn't forget the "Cleansing of the Whore" where the slut is puked fucked until all her foul and petty desires are unloaded and she becomes an empty vessel; to then be filled with the spirit of the couch!
uh hum... Preach it sister...
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#258743 - 07/12/07 01:08 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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When your little Church gets hit with an obscenity prosecution will Max ignore giving you any help for stepping up for him like he has with Movies by Mail? 
The next time you are beating off to a chick getting double sodomized, are you gonna thank Max for fighting to allow you this pleasure?
Or, let me guess you haven't figured out the correlation between your rights to do that, and Max's right to?
Edit- The more I think of this, who the hell are we to decide where, when and how Max chooses to defend his way of life?
I don't know if he did help them, I don't know if he didn't, the simple point is - Max is fighting for his life and livelihood as well as for many followers of that sexual proclivity! I can tell you one thing, I have much more faith in Max wanting to do the right thing, then the government wanting to!
Edited by MaxHardcoreFan (07/12/07 01:36 PM)
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#258744 - 07/12/07 01:11 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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Preach it Brother!! we also mustn't forget the "Cleansing of the Whore" where the slut is puked fucked until all her foul and petty desires are unloaded and she becomes an empty vessel; to then be filled with the spirit of the couch!
uh hum... Preach it sister...
LOL sorry Vanessa, the nicks were all anon didn't know who was who 
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#258746 - 07/12/07 02:17 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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I've been involved in enough *real* Free Speech fights to understand enough correlations, thank you. Why don't you come back when Max and Jeffrey Douglas have a real legal victory rather than just hung juries they consider some victorious mandate? I might give you and Max some actual "props" then. 
There is more to despise and celebrate then just simply the outcome of this case....hung jury or not, just stepping up for the fight - isn't that worth a simple bow?
I'm gonna make a judgment call on your decision, from recollection of your previous posts you suffer from "Lukeford syndrome" you're too busy sitting on the fence articulating your feelings, then deciding which side you want to get off on.
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#258748 - 07/14/07 12:49 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 146
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The next time you are beating off to a chick getting double sodomized, are you gonna thank Max for fighting to allow you this pleasure?
No, I already thank John Lawrence and the legal team in the decision of Lawrence v. Texas for that. Or Harold Freeman. Or a hundred other plaintiffs and defendants.
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Or, let me guess you haven't figured out the correlation between your rights to do that, and Max's right to?
I've been involved in enough *real* Free Speech fights to understand enough correlations, thank you. Why don't you come back when Max and Jeffrey Douglas have a real legal victory rather than just hung juries they consider some victorious mandate? I might give you and Max some actual "props" then.
oooooooh well i didn't see an emoticon of an actual jackass after you typed but im pretty sure that you've never been at the business end of the federal governments metaphorical "gun" so im pretty sure u actually r a jackass for implying u have, there is a difference between watching the news and being the news.... you are an asshat, that fat whore you fucked in your shitty version of a porno needs the max hardcore diet plan.enjoy u r a retard 
by the way
your membership is up bitchboy
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