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#258849 - 07/11/07 11:51 PM Ok, I think I must have missed something....
El Kabong Offline
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
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WTF is up with the repetitive use of "anon" in name changes? Conky, King, whoever?
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#258850 - 07/11/07 11:59 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
So, you didn't hear about the xpt mod suicide pact?
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#258851 - 07/12/07 12:52 AM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
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"unknown"
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#258852 - 07/12/07 01:18 AM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Time to call pest control. Too many rodents make me nervous. Somebody give them some meth please, or rat poison.

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#258853 - 07/12/07 01:30 AM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I'm not playing along. I'm already unknown anon would make me the redundant pervert. If one mod got a choo choo tat would all the other ones get one too?
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#258854 - 07/12/07 01:32 AM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
weeeee Offline
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Time to call pest control. Too many rodents make me nervous. Somebody give them some meth please, or rat poison.




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#258855 - 07/12/07 04:44 AM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
Vizzle Offline
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I don't get it either.



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#258856 - 07/12/07 07:48 AM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
Anonymous
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Quote:

I don't get it either.




Meh. If it makes them happy...

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#258857 - 07/12/07 07:54 AM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
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#258858 - 07/12/07 03:24 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
Bornyo Offline
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What's the big deal? No puppies were killed during the anon outbreak of aught seven.

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#258859 - 07/12/07 04:43 PM CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Anonymous
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This is fucking assinine. You've got a fucking certified NAZI running around the board spewing hate and trying to round up the Jews. You've got Tritone, who came here for the sole purpose of stalking Gia and who's mission appears to kill Whitey and Rape his woman. Then you've got bush league fuckers like Ryan Knox, Cali33 and Branon Lee Dumbfuck, who should be banned on general principals. And I'm sure there's others I've overlooked...

And yet these fuckers are free to shit all over the place and Willie gets Banned and De-Modded for a stupid joke???

Are you people smoking the Whore's Meth??? Or have you turned into Steph and Drew???

This is Bullshit. Get Real.


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#258860 - 07/12/07 04:57 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Ah yes, the ebb and flow of the board. Just like the tide coming in. Some things don't make sense, some things just aren't right; a shark bites your leg 15 feet from shore. Good Joss, bad Joss. Who's drinking tonight? Let's lift one for Willie D........
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#258861 - 07/12/07 05:18 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Anonymous
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Quote:

Let's lift one for Willie D........




I started as soon as this Bullshit was announced.

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#258862 - 07/12/07 05:40 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
zenman Offline

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This is fucking assinine. You've got a fucking certified NAZI running around the board spewing hate and trying to round up the Jews. You've got Tritone, who came here for the sole purpose of stalking Gia and who's mission appears to kill Whitey and Rape his woman. Then you've got bush league fuckers like Ryan Knox, Cali33 and Branon Lee Dumbfuck, who should be banned on general principals. And I'm sure there's others I've overlooked...





Jim, XPT mods are held to higher ethical standards. Our antics have brought disgrace on ourselves and the board. Jeff wanted us to commit hara-kiri to atone.
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#258863 - 07/12/07 05:41 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Maybe the Arizona heat got to him and he got a little squirrely. Or maybe he got his hands on some of Bornyo's shrooms, who knows. I figured it was all part of some inside joke.
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#258864 - 07/12/07 06:08 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

This is fucking assinine. You've got a fucking certified NAZI running around the board spewing hate and trying to round up the Jews. You've got Tritone, who came here for the sole purpose of stalking Gia and who's mission appears to kill Whitey and Rape his woman. Then you've got bush league fuckers like Ryan Knox, Cali33 and Branon Lee Dumbfuck, who should be banned on general principals. And I'm sure there's others I've overlooked...

And yet these fuckers are free to shit all over the place and Willie gets Banned and De-Modded for a stupid joke???

Are you people smoking the Whore's Meth??? Or have you turned into Steph and Drew???

This is Bullshit. Get Real.





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#258865 - 07/12/07 06:24 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Walrus Offline
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Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:



Jim, XPT mods are held to higher ethical standards. Our antics have brought disgrace on ourselves and the board. Jeff wanted us to commit hara-kiri to atone.




There are ethical standards on this board?

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#258866 - 07/12/07 06:26 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Jim, XPT mods are held to higher ethical standards.




Zen, I get that, and if Jeff's displeased with a handful of "Anons" then I'd expect him to make some sort of disparaging remark, publicly, and humilliate those involved. I'd bet it would be fucking hysterical, too.

But is a dumb joke really a far more heinous offense than an Unemployed truck driver from Charlotte trying to turn AWOP into the Fourth Reich? Is it worse than stalking and race baiting? Or spamming up the place with piss poor iporn links, drug-induced nonsense or flat out purile drivel?

I say it's not. I say this is fucking bullshit. And it reeks of ADT-ism.

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#258867 - 07/12/07 06:38 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Dick Head Offline
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I think he's resting Willie for the double-header tomorrow.
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#258868 - 07/12/07 07:02 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:


And yet these fuckers are free to shit all over the place and Willie gets Banned and De-Modded for a stupid joke???




What joke did Willie make?

I have a proposition: It would be nice if there was a link on the site (maybe by clicking on the penalty box) where we could check who is currently banned, and maybe find out about the offense committed and the duration of the penalty. You know, for the rest of us who can't follow the developments on xpt minute by minute... one could also imagine a section where one could leave comments to either insult or support the offenders... (like spit in the cage or hand a piece of bread through the bars).

At this point, I'm sort of puzzled that I haven't gotten banned yet, normally I always find the wrong thing to say...

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#258869 - 07/12/07 07:05 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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LOVE THE AVATAR BABY




I'm happy you like it. Yours is quite darling too; Mona Lisa with an exposed breast nipple.


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#258870 - 07/12/07 07:08 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Anonymous
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Quote:

What joke did Willie make?




He came up with "The 'Anon' Idea," which was a pretty dumb joke, but certainly nothing to get put in the box over. Certainly not when there's people like Nazi Joe and Tritone running about. Somebody's been hanging out with Wankus, methinks.


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#258871 - 07/12/07 07:13 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Quote:

What joke did Willie make?




He came up with "The 'Anon' Idea," which was a pretty dumb joke, but certainly nothing to get put in the box over. Certainly not when there's people like Nazi Joe and Tritone running about. Somebody's been hanging out with Wankus, methinks.






Oh, I see. I thought it was just a folly that had developed spontaneously, where everybody was supposed to join in, sort of like an online Halloween party... well, I'm glad it's over... the internet is anonymous enough as is.

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#258872 - 07/12/07 07:16 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Willie in a box! Approved

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#258873 - 07/12/07 07:20 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

What's the big deal? No puppies were killed during the anon outbreak of aught seven.




Nope, no puppies, but It would have been funny is some trannies were.

dead trannies = hilarity

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#258874 - 07/12/07 07:42 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
El Kabong Offline
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
Well all this makes perfectly good sense in an XPT sort of way. I guess I am off to the bar where I will drink Budweiser, watch Sportscenter and bitch about the miserable situation the Cardinals are in.
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#258875 - 07/12/07 07:48 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
Love him or hate him, or like me, totally indifferent to him. He hasn't been banned permanently and will never be banned permanently (very few actually are).

banning mr. d is funny, I can almost see the d trying to hit the enter button, on a post, and the level of growing frustration on his face as he realizes he can't. I am all for the abuse of mod powers so long as it is funny.
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#258876 - 07/12/07 07:54 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Love him or hate him, or like me, totally indifferent to him. He hasn't been banned permanently and will never be banned permanently (very few actually are).

banning mr. d is funny, I can almost see the d trying to hit the enter button, on a post, and the level of growing frustration on his face as he realizes he can't. I am all for the abuse of mod powers so long as it is funny.



You just copied a Willie post regarding Darth, only replacing the names.
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#258877 - 07/12/07 07:57 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Wow sergio, nothing gets past you.

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#258878 - 07/12/07 07:59 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Anonymous
Unregistered


I find it funny that an unjustly held prisoner is to be released on Bastille Day. I wonder if Steph and Drew realized that.

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#258879 - 07/12/07 08:29 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
nice historical recall jimmy b. we all need to to the fantastic run they had and to acknowledge the fact that they were CARRYING this place over the past few days.

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#258880 - 07/12/07 08:32 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Jim, you did fine work in this thread.
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#258881 - 07/12/07 08:49 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
Quote:

Quote:

Love him or hate him, or like me, totally indifferent to him. He hasn't been banned permanently and will never be banned permanently (very few actually are).

banning mr. d is funny, I can almost see the d trying to hit the enter button, on a post, and the level of growing frustration on his face as he realizes he can't. I am all for the abuse of mod powers so long as it is funny.



You just copied a Willie post regarding Darth, only replacing the names.




dog, i have no idea what you're talking bout.

I feel happy that little willie d had to sit down and write that little meltdown and send it to willie d, especially because he thought he was in the penalty box, when willie d and I (willie d) were just making it up. Even better, Princess willie d valiantly came in and "freed" willie d, and didn't even bother to check the list.

willie d -->

BTW, some of my other favorite XPT bans that were purely personal:

willie d snips willie d for a day or two.
willie d bans willie d after losingt a fight over willie d rankings.
willie d continually tries to ban willie d, except only willie d can do that.
The various willie d tantrums were always a favorite of mine.

Oh, willie d, you big baby, you're in the box again...or are you?
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#258882 - 07/12/07 08:58 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Wow sergio, nothing gets past you.



Enough about me. Post the picture your using as your avatar.
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#258883 - 07/12/07 09:01 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
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#258884 - 07/12/07 09:06 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Love him or hate him, or like me, totally indifferent to him. He hasn't been banned permanently and will never be banned permanently (very few actually are).

banning mr. d is funny, I can almost see the d trying to hit the enter button, on a post, and the level of growing frustration on his face as he realizes he can't. I am all for the abuse of mod powers so long as it is funny.



You just copied a Willie post regarding Darth, only replacing the names.




dog, i have no idea what you're talking bout.

I feel happy that little willie d had to sit down and write that little meltdown and send it to willie d, especially because he thought he was in the penalty box, when willie d and I (willie d) were just making it up. Even better, Princess willie d valiantly came in and "freed" willie d, and didn't even bother to check the list.

willie d -->

BTW, some of my other favorite XPT bans that were purely personal:

willie d snips willie d for a day or two.
willie d bans willie d after losingt a fight over willie d rankings.
willie d continually tries to ban willie d, except only willie d can do that.
The various willie d tantrums were always a favorite of mine.

Oh, willie d, you big baby, you're in the box again...or are you?




I thought you said you were gonna stop posting like simp.
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#258885 - 07/12/07 09:15 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

I thought you said you were gonna stop posting like simp.






but you've been posting like jamesn...
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#258886 - 07/12/07 09:18 PM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Anonymous
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Quote:

Jim, you did fine work in this thread.




Thanks, King, but that's just the booze talking, really.

In the morning, I'm filing for a Writ of Habeus Corpus. They can't keep Willie locked up while Nazis and Stalkers roam free.

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#258887 - 07/12/07 09:26 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

I thought you said you were gonna stop posting like simp.






but you've been posting like jamesn...




Really? How's that?
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#258888 - 07/12/07 09:33 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

Really? How's that?




crazed twisted questions and randomness...good stuff. Did Bornyo send you some of his caps?
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#258889 - 07/12/07 09:41 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
Quote:

I thought you said you were gonna stop posting like simp.




whatev. shouldn't it be a hyde accusation, anyway?

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#258890 - 07/12/07 10:03 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

Really? How's that?




crazed twisted questions and randomness...good stuff. Did Bornyo send you some of his caps?




Naw. No shrooms or any drugs for that matter since college. Wasn't copying James, just fucking around since the board was slow, trying to spice things up. I feel bad that Willie was collateral damage for some reason that escapes me. I had planned on livening things up with some youtube links, but that never worked in the past plus that niche is already taken.<small zing>
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#258891 - 07/12/07 10:04 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

I thought you said you were gonna stop posting like simp.




whatev. shouldn't it be a hyde accusation, anyway?






nice try brandon
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#258892 - 07/12/07 10:05 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

I had planned on livening things up with some youtube links, but that never worked in the past plus that niche is already taken.<small zing>





yeah well that never stopped Gunker
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#258893 - 07/12/07 10:15 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I thought you said you were gonna stop posting like simp.




whatev. shouldn't it be a hyde accusation, anyway?






nice try brandon




right back at ya, willie.
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#258894 - 07/12/07 10:21 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I thought you said you were gonna stop posting like simp.




whatev. shouldn't it be a hyde accusation, anyway?






nice try brandon




right back at ya, willie.




no prob, raoul
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#258895 - 07/13/07 12:53 AM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
thats ridiculous! long live Willie D! viva la Willie D!
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#258896 - 07/13/07 01:34 AM Re: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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This is fucking assinine. You've got a fucking certified NAZI running around the board spewing hate and trying to round up the Jews. You've got Tritone, who came here for the sole purpose of stalking Gia and who's mission appears to kill Whitey and Rape his woman. Then you've got bush league fuckers like Ryan Knox, Cali33 and Branon Lee Dumbfuck, who should be banned on general principals. And I'm sure there's others I've overlooked...




Doing just fine, thanks.
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#258897 - 07/13/07 09:45 PM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

I had planned on livening things up with some youtube links, but that never worked in the past plus that niche is already taken.<small zing>





yeah well that never stopped Gunker




That's right!

I'm unstoppable!

(searching YouTube for predictable "I'm Juggernaut, bitch!" video)

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#258898 - 07/14/07 12:39 AM Re: Ok, I think I must have missed something....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Sorry, Gen. G. I was too mesmerized by your avatar.
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