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#257946 - 07/09/07 08:36 PM ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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You can choose three:

One for a wife/life long companion.

One for a mistress Fri. & Sat. nights only when the wife lets you out.

One as a live in house maid that you can't have any type of sexual contact with whatsoever.

Brief explanations for your answers are encouraged.

Personally, BGI, wife - B cute and personal grooming is important to me, mistress G - nice cans good body for a few nights a month and maid - I no sex but I'd make her wear a uniform that showed off her nice rack.



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#257947 - 07/09/07 08:44 PM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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the pic it is fucking with me...they all look like midgets or something...

wife- D, she seems cute and looks like she has a nice sunny personality.

mistress- G, she has weird knees and that would be a quality that would keep me from leaving D

Maid - L, Least squinty eyes...better to see dust and mildew and such.
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#257948 - 07/09/07 08:48 PM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Shit, C, D, F, H and N look like chicks I know.
I'd definitely have J as the maid, but she'd have to be nude all the time. I don't like the idea of a wife/life partner but it's a toss between C, D F and N.
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#257949 - 07/09/07 08:48 PM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Registered: 09/23/04
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F is the only one I'd consider for anything because:
A) she shows some knowledge of genital hygiene
B) her legs are 75% as long proportionally as a Caucasians.

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#257950 - 07/09/07 08:56 PM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Registered: 07/30/06
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I'll pass.

Having three chicks around that can all speak a language that I can't would make me think that they would all get together be sitting in my living room talking about me and possibly plotting my demise right under my nose. I'm nervous and paranoid like that, though.
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#257951 - 07/09/07 09:03 PM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Quote:

I'll pass.

Having three chicks around that can all speak a language that I can't would make me think that they would all get together be sitting in my living room talking about me and possibly plotting my demise right under my nose. I'm nervous and paranoid like that, though.




MB, I appreciate your participation, but that wasn't one of the options specified.
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#257952 - 07/09/07 09:09 PM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Meh. Most far-eastern girls are woefully unattractive.





Quote:

wife/life long companion.

only when the wife lets you out.




Why choose a wife if you're in need of a mistress?

Why choose a lifelong companion if you have to get permission to go out?




[not that I go out anyway]

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#257953 - 07/09/07 11:29 PM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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D - Wifey material. She's cute.
B - Mistress. She looks like she can fuck.
A - Maid. She looks like she would enjoy cleaning in a French maid outfit with no panties on.
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#257954 - 07/10/07 01:23 AM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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It can't just be me that's thinking HEY! These girls look like they were in the fucking "Box Containing The Universe" that BENDER sat on..!! LMAO.


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#257955 - 07/10/07 02:16 AM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
ABK

A looks like wife material
B looks kind of saucy
K looks like the kind of women I wouldn't mind not having any sort of sexual contact with.

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#257956 - 07/10/07 05:25 AM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Registered: 05/01/06
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I can't choose until you bend them all over a bar and have them spread their ass cheeks.
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#257957 - 07/10/07 05:49 AM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Registered: 05/28/07
Posts: 94
Ha ha...it's a trick question because they are different pictures of the same girl.

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#257958 - 07/10/07 09:00 AM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Ha ha...it's a trick question because they are different pictures of the same girl.




Yeah, I can barely even tell them apart, except for the titties.
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#257959 - 07/10/07 09:11 AM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Tough choice. Realistically, I'd have to go in this order:

Wife: K
Let's face it once you're married the sex is going to dry up, so you just want someone you can really resent properly. I think it's her.

Mistress: B
The cutest IMO.

Maid: M
The fact that she looks like a slightly retarded dwarf would provide me with hours of amusement.
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#257960 - 07/10/07 09:34 AM Re: ABCDEFGHIJKLM or N
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
heh Asians are weird...I would have to take a pass myself I don't really care for the Sheshwann taste myself and they don't care for me either...

No boom boom Soul Brotha, too bukoo
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