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#253896 - 06/24/07 01:31 AM
The L.A.M.E awards
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Favorite Female Starlet – Tera Patrick Wtf?!! Favorite Male Star – Randy Spears Ok... because does anyone really give a shit? Favorite Oral Starlet – Jenna Haze Criminally overrated. Favorite Anal Starlet – Courtney Cummz See above. Favorite Breasts – Stormy Daniels Congrats M*. Sorry Gianna. Favorite Ass – Teagan Presley Wouldn't have qualified if it wasn't for the FMLA. Sorry Naomi. Hottest Body – Jesse Jane Gonzo whores need not apply apparently. Favorite Female Rookie – Amy Ried ...if you can afford her. Favorite Feature Movie – Island Fever 4 (Digital Playground) Boring. Favorite Gonzo Movie – Jenna Haze Dark Side (Jules Jordan Video) Didn't this flick come out 3 years ago? Favorite Director – Jules Jordan Conspiracy (*see Jenna Haze ) Dirtiest Girl in Porn – Belladonna Kelly Wells has been ignored for too long. Favorite Studio – Vivid Entertainment Group Yeah, yeah. Favorite Performer of All Time – Jenna Jameson Big surprise.  What a huge goddamn steaming crock of shit.
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#253898 - 06/24/07 09:42 AM
Re: The L.A.M.E awards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
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Favorite Ass should go to Alexis Texas.
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#253899 - 06/24/07 01:05 PM
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What year was this from? Who is this new starlet, this Tera Patrick of whom they speak?
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#253901 - 06/24/07 03:50 PM
Re: The L.A.M.E awards
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Besides two or three names this could have been the awards list from 2002.
I think a greater point besides how ridiculous all these awards shows are is how stagnant the industry seems to be when it comes to "star power" over the last five years.
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#253902 - 06/24/07 05:07 PM
Re: The L.A.M.E awards
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Besides two or three names this could have been the awards list from 2002.
I think a greater point besides how ridiculous all these awards shows are is how stagnant the industry seems to be when it comes to "star power" over the last five years.
IMO, the last great class of whores started in 2003. The rest since then have been a bunch of Keri Sables and Jamie Huxleys. Who? Exactly.
I noticed Sierra Sinn didn't win anything... 
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#253903 - 06/24/07 05:24 PM
Re: The L.A.M.E awards
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Class of 2003 REPRESENT!!!
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#253904 - 06/24/07 07:34 PM
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Gee, I sure I hope Pirates wins everything again.....god I just LOVE that movie!!!
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#253905 - 06/25/07 02:51 AM
Re: The L.A.M.E awards
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Favorite Female Starlet – Tera Patrick
Wtf?!!
With Jenna all but retired, Tera is now the biggest 'name' the industry has, which ain't saying much. I've long been vocal about the need for someone to put some real effort into grooming and marketing the 'New Jenna', but it seems everyone is far too content to just sit on their laurels.
FWIW, I voted for Stormy in this category.
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Favorite Male Star – Randy Spears
Ok... because does anyone really give a shit?
You know what Randy Spears has got going for him, other than being a solid performer? He doesn't post prima donna ALL CAPS rants on MySpace, he doesn't run his mouth through the entire scene or yell out 'Droppin' fuckin' loads!' when he climaxes, and he doesn't have a bunch of fucking lame tattoos. Basically, he's not a 'dealbreaker' like some I could mention where their involvement makes it a guaranteed 'Do Not Watch/Buy/Rent'. :bananakurtlockwood:
Randy got my vote, just edging out Tommy Gunn.
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Favorite Oral Starlet – Jenna Haze
Criminally overrated.
I've warmed to Jenna Haze a little more in recent months, but I've never been struck by her oral technique.
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Favorite Anal Starlet – Courtney Cummz
See above.
Score one M*...isn't it weird that neither of the ADT darlings Sasha Grey and Hillary Scott won this?
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Favorite Breasts – Stormy Daniels
Congrats M*. Sorry Gianna.
M* strikes again! I think Amy Ried was the only nominee (or like one of 2-3) with natural breasts, so I voted for her...Fight The Power! 
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Favorite Ass – Teagan Presley
Wouldn't have qualified if it wasn't for the FMLA. Sorry Naomi.
I got this one right too. I'm not an 'ass man' per se, but Teagan's looked best in the Nominee pics, so I picked her. Note the winner has a normal sized rump, not one of these 'Phat' cottage cheese-ridden asses. Score one for common sense! 
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Hottest Body – Jesse Jane
Gonzo whores need not apply apparently.
Can I get a WTF? 
I think I voted Amy Ried...maybe Kirsten Price. Either one of which would have been a more worthy winner.
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Favorite Female Rookie – Amy Ried
...if you can afford her.
Can't remember who I voted for here, but I think it was for someone other than Amy Ried. Can't argue with her winning though, she is popular.
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Favorite Feature Movie – Island Fever 4 (Digital Playground)
Boring.
I voted 'The Visitors'...I guess 'Pirates' wasn't eligible?
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Favorite Gonzo Movie – Jenna Haze Dark Side (Jules Jordan Video)
Didn't this flick come out 3 years ago?
I was shocked to see this on the nominations as well...what was the eligibility window on nominations?
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Favorite Director – Jules Jordan
Conspiracy (*see Jenna Haze )
I voted Brad Armstrong, but you can't argue with Jules winning.
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Dirtiest Girl in Porn – Belladonna
Kelly Wells has been ignored for too long.
Pfhhh... 
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Favorite Studio – Vivid Entertainment Group
Yeah, yeah.
I thought everyone hating Vivid was one of the immutable laws of existence? I voted Wicked Pictures.
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Favorite Performer of All Time – Jenna Jameson
Big surprise.
I voted Jenna here...she is the biggest star of all time, after all. 
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What a huge goddamn steaming crock of shit.
Maybe, maybe not...theoretically, this is a true reflection of who/what the fans want to see. But you look at some of the winners and think: 'Is this the best we can come up with?'.
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#253908 - 06/25/07 01:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/25/07
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Do we have photos? 
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#253909 - 06/25/07 01:42 PM
Re: The L.A.M.E awards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
Loc: Malibu
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Conky- pic of her on stage She looks good from the front, it was the back of her legs that caught me off guard. Sure, she's hotter than me, but I can be picky because 1)she's younger than me and therefore SHOULD be in better shape and 2) she's actually still in front of the camera.
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#253911 - 06/25/07 02:49 PM
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Registered: 03/28/04
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I did wonder about the eligibility period for Jenna Haze Darkside. It was released in March 2006 after all.
from the F.A.M.E website:
Films must have been released from March 1, 2006 to March 31, 2007.
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M* - love ya baby... but that skirt did Courtney NO favors when she was walking up the stairs. You might want to do a clothing check next convention.
after a stressful last few month, courtney is going to refocus her attention on her body. she's hired a personal trainer and will turn her amazingly sexy body into a bangin' bod of intergalactic proportions.
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Maybe, maybe not...theoretically, this is a true reflection of who/what the fans want to see.
...and that's about it. for better or worse, it was a FAN voted awards. and @ the end of the day, they are going to vote for the names they recognize.
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I think a greater point besides how ridiculous all these awards shows are is how stagnant the industry seems to be when it comes to "star power" over the last five years.
I think Eva and Courtney are coming into their own rather nicely and will be around. the benz is on the cusp of really blowing up IMHO. jenaveve is a real contender...
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What year was this from? Who is this new starlet, this Tera Patrick of whom they speak?
She didn't win "new" (or rookie) but Favorite Female Starlet...the overall one for the chix.
Thank you all that gave me a shout, but it really is the girls that are the winners.
NOW: MONSTAR's Choice:
2007 F.A.M.E. Award Winners
Favorite Female Starlet – Tera Patrick
Monstar Choice: Stormy Daniels
Favorite Male Star – Randy Spears
Monstar Choice: Randy
Favorite Oral Starlet – Jenna Haze
Monstar Choice: Eva Angelina
Favorite Anal Starlet – Courtney Cummz
Monstar Choice: C*
Favorite Breasts – Stormy Daniels
Monstar Choice: Eva Angelina or nikki benz
Favorite Ass – Teagan Presley
Monstar Choice: Jenaveve or Brooke
Hottest Body – Jesse Jane
Monstar Choice: Nikki Benz. any day of the week and twice on Tuesday.
Favorite Female Rookie – Amy Ried
Monstar Choice: Amy has a great body, i dig her but i choose miss grey.
Favorite Director – Jules Jordan
Monstar Choice: Stormy Daniels
Dirtiest Girl in Porn – Belladonna
Monstar Choice: bella or delilah.
Favorite Studio – Vivid Entertainment Group
Monstar Choice: ANABOLIC
Favorite Performer of All Time – Jenna Jameson
Monstar Choice: janine or traci
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#253912 - 06/25/07 05:06 PM
Re: The L.A.M.E awards
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Registered: 06/02/06
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Sorry guys- Jenna Haze gives an amazing blowjob and deserved the award.And yes, Jules needs to shoot her again instead of those ugly bitches. Jenna kicked Jules up a notch.
Teagan? Well I disagree on that one.Never really looked at her ass. Cute face though.
Jenna Jameson? She is trying desperately to distance herself from adult but she has to keep showing up cause of her Playboy contract.
Amy Reid- well yeah she has a great body but who hit her in the face with a frying pan? They should have used some son-stick spray first.
Jesse is great, but a little too thin ( see Jenna Jameson) for my tastes. I do not want to fuck a boy with tits.
Edited by whatwereuthinkin (06/25/07 05:08 PM)
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