Click here, WTF??? It's like watching a Devo video without Devo. How can you get off on this crap? It's way to funny to be taken seriously.

here is a list..if you do any of these things you are more than likely to get off on this
1. shop at hot topic
2. smoke cloves
3. go to goth/industrial clubs
4. are a suicide girl
5. go to art school
6. own a top hat
7. speak with a fake british accent
8. know who the cruxshadows are
9. like riley mason
10. sit in a room in the dark cut yourself and write poetry

11. Watch ALT Porn

12. cut yourself.

haha, that reminds me of a t-shirt or something that said, "my lawn is so emo it cuts itself."

How very pretentious. I think this sort of porn is aimed at people who are too cool to masturbate.

The blood flow would be in danger of giving them a healthy glow.

Hahaha only on XPT do posters assume anything posted on the internet was made to jack off to.

XPT posters can jack off to just about anything online.

Have you ever looked at Macys online catalog?

My friend thought touching herself to the lunch thread was just like eating.

Did she gush? That would be bulimia.