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#237417 - 04/17/07 10:33 PM
Porn Dinner Date: Which Restaurant ?
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
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Where to take a porn celebrity (actress) for
a dinner date ?
1. Westfield Mall: some nice looking restaurants
on 2nd floor. (mall is located Beverly Hills near Rodeo Drive area).
2. Spados in Burbank.
3. McDonald's: treat her to the Dollar Menu (99 c. burgers!). Poor people food is good for a dieting actress.
4. NY Style Pizza place: Used to be 50 cents in New Yawk
City during the 70s. Now it is $ 4 bucks, just one
slice. When you start eating, you keep eating, but pizza
can get stuck in the stomach, be warned. Cheese can make
the stomach dry.
5. Mexican Juice place: Very good. There is the Juices
Fountain (re-opening this week on Hollywood Blvd,
near cross street Ivar). This juice place offering
fresh made milk shakes is really very very good to me.
6. White Castle Burgers: mini-mini-burgers, this place
is on the east coast only. It is the bread, very tasty
burgers!
7. ?
Edited by juanhermes (04/17/07 10:43 PM)
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#237418 - 04/17/07 10:38 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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If you want to be a passable alt-id, try not rating your threads one star seconds after posting them. Put a little thought and effort into the con, will ya? Give us that much.
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#237419 - 04/18/07 05:35 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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where ever you can find some meth.
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#237420 - 04/18/07 06:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Depends on the chick. Good contract girls, probably anywhere until management ask you not to bring call girls into the establishment.
If it's one of the current new rash of gonzo chicks, I'd say anywhere that doesn't use cutlery or complicated things like table manners and etiquette.
You might want to issue them with a dress code before you set off.
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#237421 - 04/18/07 07:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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What difference does it make? The odds are whatever she eats she is just going to throw up in the bathroom anyway.
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#237422 - 04/18/07 08:15 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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6. White Castle Burgers: mini-mini-burgers, this place
is on the east coast only. It is the bread, very tasty
burgers!
White Castle is all over the Midwest as well. It's pancreatitis-producing fare is too good for most porn whores.
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#237424 - 04/19/07 12:54 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
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A good Fish & Chips/ Chicken place that is deep in
a black neighborhood. Like Collins Fish & Chips
on Adams Blvd, near La Brea.
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#237425 - 04/19/07 01:02 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/31/05
Posts: 126
Loc: Chicago, IL
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go to Tito Tacos best burritos I've ever had and I'm Mexican so that's saying something. http://www.titostacos.com
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#237426 - 04/19/07 01:27 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 86
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No whore deserves better than El Pollo Loco
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#237428 - 04/19/07 02:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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You don't want to take a chick to a taco place if you're looking to score unless you've got a pookkake event planned. Let's face it, we've all had sudden, bad reactions to spicy food at one time or another. The spasming 'dagger of wind' that heralds a panicked dash to the mens' room (or, worse case scenario, her dashing to the ladies' room) means the death of most sex acts.
Particularly anal.
If she's a real porn whore, she's only going to stare at a salad all fucking night anyway, so it's academic unless you can find somewhere that serves anti-biotics or penicillin.
So basically, Walgreens.
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#237432 - 04/19/07 04:31 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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go to Tito Tacos
best burritos I've ever had and I'm Mexican so that's saying something.
http://www.titostacos.com
That place is like a block and a half from my house, and I've still never eaten there. There's always a line, and I'm not a patient person.
Just a block and half away, eh?
/raises eyebrow
//places tip of pinky to corner of mouth
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#237434 - 04/19/07 05:12 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
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INDIA SPICES & RESTAURANT, a big warehouse type building,
on Los Feliz, cross street GlenFeliz,
as you go on Los Feliz from Hollywood towards
San Fernando Rd. (Glendale). The restaurant will be
on your right. Good parking next to it.
FRESH VEGETARIAN BUFFET plates, with two types
of curry , rice, bread, and yogurt. Cost 4 to 5 bucks.
Very good deal and healthy for digestion.
In the same building ( the warehouse is divided between
restaurant and imported stuff from Asia ), there
is herbal medicines, oils and cooking oil, ghee
(a tasteful vegetarian shortening), music Cds and
film cds.
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#237435 - 04/19/07 06:02 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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From a woman's perspective, there is a fine line between humor and misogyny. This site swerves all over that line like a drunk trying to take a sobriety test. When in doubt I assume it's well meant guy humor, so some posts actually crack me up. It's amazing to me to see how many talented comedy writers are hiding out here.
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#237436 - 04/19/07 06:34 PM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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That place is like a block and a half from my house, and I've still never eaten there. There's always a line, and I'm not a patient person.
Also in that hood: El Rincon Creolo, the original place that spawned Versailles.(the cuban places)
Johnnie's Pastrami, fries with hot mustard and bottled beer open late night.
S&W cafe in downtown Culver City, great diner food.
Honey's Kettle, best chicken n biscuits around.
Uncle Darrow's, New Orleans po-boys and gumbo etc.
Alejo's, cheap and great Italian in a 7-11 mini-mall.
Spin, best rotisserie chix on da westside.
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#237437 - 04/19/07 07:11 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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From a woman's perspective, there is a fine line between humor and misogyny. This site swerves all over that line like a drunk trying to take a sobriety test. When in doubt I assume it's well meant guy humor, so some posts actually crack me up. It's amazing to me to see how many talented comedy writers are hiding out here.
some people on xpt really do hate women and use it to vent their bitterness, but not everyone here is a misogynist. that being said, if you really are a woman and you post semi-regularly you will most likely be hounded repeatedly for a tit picture (just ask GG), which i'm sure can't be an enjoyable experience.
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#237439 - 04/19/07 07:42 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Quote:
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From a woman's perspective, there is a fine line between humor and misogyny. This site swerves all over that line like a drunk trying to take a sobriety test. When in doubt I assume it's well meant guy humor, so some posts actually crack me up. It's amazing to me to see how many talented comedy writers are hiding out here.
some people on xpt really do hate women and use it to vent their bitterness, but not everyone here is a misogynist. that being said, if you really are a woman and you post semi-regularly you will most likely be hounded repeatedly for a tit picture (just ask GG), which i'm sure can't be an enjoyable experience.
oh, i'm just a dirty attention whore, so you all know i love it  
tit pictures please
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#237440 - 04/19/07 07:44 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#237441 - 04/19/07 07:50 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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I like Page Morgan's views on dating.
Quote:
Take me to a bar, get me a 40, buy me a pack of smokes, and we're good.
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#237442 - 04/19/07 10:52 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Quote:
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From a woman's perspective, there is a fine line between humor and misogyny. This site swerves all over that line like a drunk trying to take a sobriety test. When in doubt I assume it's well meant guy humor, so some posts actually crack me up. It's amazing to me to see how many talented comedy writers are hiding out here.
some people on xpt really do hate women and use it to vent their bitterness, but not everyone here is a misogynist. that being said, if you really are a woman and you post semi-regularly you will most likely be hounded repeatedly for a tit picture (just ask GG), which i'm sure can't be an enjoyable experience.
I don't want to be impolite and change the subject of this thread by talking about me, which I will gladly do at another occasion, such as at one of the wonderful dinner propositions listed above. I was only expressing my gratitude because this thread provided me with all the comic relief I needed for today. So, I will be back for more. As far as the tit picture goes, maybe one day, who knows, if Holly agrees to be the photographer...
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#237444 - 04/20/07 08:04 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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INDIA SPICES & RESTAURANT, a big warehouse type building,
on Los Feliz, cross street GlenFeliz,
as you go on Los Feliz from Hollywood towards
San Fernando Rd. (Glendale). The restaurant will be
on your right. Good parking next to it.
FRESH VEGETARIAN BUFFET plates, with two types
of curry , rice, bread, and yogurt. Cost 4 to 5 bucks.
Very good deal and healthy for digestion.
In the same building ( the warehouse is divided between
restaurant and imported stuff from Asia ), there
is herbal medicines, oils and cooking oil, ghee
(a tasteful vegetarian shortening), music Cds and
film cds.
Assuming for the moment you are a real person (which I highly doubt), given the purpose in taking a porn girl to dinner is not to give her healthy food, but as a form of foreplay before anal sex, why on earth would you take her to an Indian food buffet? Think about it. 
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#237446 - 04/20/07 12:13 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/26/06
Posts: 50
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Where to take a porn celebrity (actress) for
a dinner date ?
Jack(off) In The Box
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#237447 - 04/20/07 12:23 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#237448 - 04/20/07 01:01 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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a pox on you, soopergrizz. you're regrounded.
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#237449 - 04/20/07 02:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Meh, I never got to see the ass shot I was promised. I still feel cheated.
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#237453 - 04/20/07 05:08 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#237454 - 04/20/07 05:12 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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unacceptable. more tit pictures please-i'm very attractive and eddie=young russell crowe but smarter. it should be an honor to show us your tits, which are very spectacular.Quote:
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oh, i'm just a dirty attention whore, so you all know i love it
tit pictures please
i've flashed my last booby picture here, but thank you for still asking
well, we tried. somehow gg is able to withstand our collective charm.
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#237457 - 04/20/07 05:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#237458 - 04/20/07 10:44 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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That place is like a block and a half from my house, and I've still never eaten there. There's always a line, and I'm not a patient person.
Also in that hood: El Rincon Creolo, the original place that spawned Versailles.(the cuban places)
Johnnie's Pastrami, fries with hot mustard and bottled beer open late night.
S&W cafe in downtown Culver City, great diner food.
Honey's Kettle, best chicken n biscuits around.
Uncle Darrow's, New Orleans po-boys and gumbo etc.
Alejo's, cheap and great Italian in a 7-11 mini-mall.
Spin, best rotisserie chix on da westside.
Howard's Burgers, which is also very good. And my favorite Mexican restaurant-- Baja Buds on Sepulveda and National. I met the owner once and I was actually a bit starstruck. I was also drunk, so I think I was a bit overenthusiatic with my praise. 
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