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#201773 - 11/15/06 04:15 PM A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	In the thread "Congrats Gia Jordan" Holly Randall posted this: Quote: LOL you couldn't break me in with Sasha Grey-- she'd break me ! Yikes! I'm working on getting in shape again-- I'm back on my stupid boring diet and I'm excercising every day-- spinning, boot camp, yoga, you name it. I'm hoping to lose 15 lbs by the AVN show. If I do, I'll model again... but I'm not doing full nudity. Sorry! Holly I think you should get Gia or one of the other girls who feature dance to hook you up with a dancing gig to debut your newly sculpted body. It's clear you have a natural performer inside you, and with the "no-camera" policy in most clubs you wouldn't have to worry about having your gyrations caught on film forever more. Come on Holly, you know you wanna... Us---> \| <---Stripper Holly Randall
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#201774 - 11/15/06 04:46 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Hell yeah I want to see Holly strip! My eyes are still in pain from Kirstie Ally in a bikini on Oprah. Holly, we're neighbors. Take yogabootyballet with me on Tuesday and pole dancing on Saturday. We'll launch your feature dance gig in my living room with free drinks for the entire xpt crew. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#201775 - 11/15/06 06:18 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Hell yeah I want to see Holly strip! My eyes are still in pain from Kirstie Ally in a bikini on Oprah. Holly, we're neighbors. Take yogabootybalet with me on Tuesday and pole dancing on Saturday. We'll launch your feature dance gig in my living room with free drinks for the entire xpt crew. Is there a V.I.P room at your place? _________________________
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#201776 - 11/15/06 07:01 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Everyone's a VIP at my crib. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#201777 - 11/15/06 07:07 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Hell yeah I want to see Holly strip! My eyes are still in pain from Kirstie Ally in a bikini on Oprah. Holly, we're neighbors. Take yogabootybalet with me on Tuesday and pole dancing on Saturday. We'll launch your feature dance gig in my living room with free drinks for the entire xpt crew. I've always wanted to take pole dancing classes! You really go? You realize if you take me it will be absolutely hilarious for you and really embarassing for me. I'm a total klutz and I have the weakest arms ever. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#201778 - 11/15/06 07:11 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Holly wrote: I've always wanted to take pole dancing classes! You really go? You realize if you take me it will be absolutely hilarious for you and really embarassing for me. I'm a total klutz and I have the weakest arms ever. I knew there was a glimmer of hope. Hell yeah dancing with the stars!
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#201779 - 11/15/06 07:57 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: I've always wanted to take pole dancing classes! You can dance on my pole baby. Are you hot for me now? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#201780 - 11/15/06 10:46 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I would seriously give up strip clubs forever if I could see Holly dance for 15 minutes, pole or no pole, so long as she was topless... (voice inside da burglar's head) "Dude, take that fuckin' stupid ass statement down...what the fuck is the matter with you and this chick? It's like a goddamn virus with you, every 6 weeks you get the "Holly Randall Flu" and act like a fucking retard..." Shit, I am out of Theraflu.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#201781 - 11/16/06 06:27 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: (voice inside da burglar's head) "Dude, take that fuckin' stupid ass statement down...what the fuck is the matter with you and this chick? It's like a goddamn virus with you, every 6 weeks you get the "Holly Randall Flu" and act like a fucking retard..." As an effort to defuse any creepy vibes, this fails. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#201782 - 11/18/06 02:21 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: (voice inside da burglar's head) "Dude, take that fuckin' stupid ass statement down...what the fuck is the matter with you and this chick? It's like a goddamn virus with you, every 6 weeks you get the "Holly Randall Flu" and act like a fucking retard..." As an effort to defuse any creepy vibes, this fails. Jeezus that's really disappointing, Why dont you get your self a hobby like ordance disposal,,,they pay cicilians very well in Iraq. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#201783 - 11/18/06 02:24 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	dammit, i thought you were going to ask her to eat her irish babies, jonathan swift-style. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#201784 - 11/18/06 02:29 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	you should probably stop taking the drugs you're on and send them to me after that sentence Quote: Jeezus that's really disappointing, Why dont you get your self a hobby like ordance disposal,,,they pay cicilians very well in Iraq. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#201785 - 11/18/06 10:14 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
birdshit1 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/27/06 Posts: 167	Holly good luck with losing weight! I know how difficult it must be because food addiction is probably like alcoholism. Well sometimes I go to AA so maybe you should consult with an expert with food and try to run five miles each day. I know you can do it and then you will be more beautiful! Well if you need someone to talk to you can count on me! Well I am not asking for adate this time unless you want to however maybe we can help each other out! Well if you set a goal of tenty pounds I can certainly not have a drink for a week! Good luck!
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#201786 - 11/18/06 10:19 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
birdshit1 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/27/06 Posts: 167	ps Holly maybe you should not lose more than thirty pounds because I don't know if I can not drink for two weeks in a row. Well unless you get someone else to help you besides me. But I will try if you do! Thanks!
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#201787 - 11/18/06 11:48 PM Re: A Modest Proposal for Holly Randall
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Whoever this is, please give it up. It's just downright annoying and not in a good way. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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