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#181122 - 07/29/06 09:46 AM
For the girls... what's your favorite 'sex act'?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Sorry I know "sex act" is a lame term, but I couldn't think of any other way to describe it. Just curious as to what really gets the girls in the biz off-- is it pussy eating, doggie-style, etc? Personally I LOVE giving bjs. I think it's a control issue, but there is nothing better than having control over a guy's pleasure and watching him enjoy your handiwork. Neck and back-of-the-shoulder kissing is my "button"-- no matter who you are if you get kiss me on the back of the shoulder or on my neck I get wet instantly. But bjs... oh boy I love it! Sorry it's been a long time, I think I'm getting sexually frustrated... Somebody shut me up!
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#181123 - 07/29/06 09:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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holly, when christie lee smothers my wife to death now that she fellates loggers at rest-stops, i'm marrying you much to my family's horror.
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#181125 - 07/29/06 10:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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game on, sistah.
back in the day when gw was still a fuckup and hbs classmate of mommy, he used to drop glassware full of wine all over my parent's condo. they still have some scandanavian/b-haus table with his efforts ingrained upon it.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#181128 - 07/29/06 10:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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hey, hbs class of 75 dawg. plus w69 with hillary.
the most salacious shit i can dish here is he used to go to class in a white t-shirt and dip and spit it in a bottle when everyone else wore ties. his explanation? "my dad runs the cia"
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#181129 - 07/29/06 10:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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hey, hbs class of 75 dawg. plus w69 with hillary.
the most salacious shit i can dish here is he used to go to class in a white t-shirt and dip and spit it in a bottle when everyone else wore ties. his explanation? "my dad runs the cia"
I see his logic- nothing wrong with that.
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#181130 - 07/29/06 11:11 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
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Another gb coffee table story.
I friend did blow off the coffee table in the suite at the Watergate w/shrub in '84 when ghwb won the reelection.
And my friend was on the w.house staff at the time.
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#181132 - 07/29/06 02:01 PM
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Human Garbage
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holly, when christie lee smothers my wife to death now that she fellates loggers at rest-stops, i'm marrying you much to my family's horror.
My reading comprehension must suck today. Are you saying Christie Lee or your wife fellates loggers? If you mean your wife, I suggest an honor killing. If you mean Christie, I suggest getting a red flannel shirt and an axe, then waiting your turn.
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#181133 - 07/29/06 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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holly, when christie lee smothers my wife to death now that she fellates loggers at rest-stops, i'm marrying you much to my family's horror.
My reading comprehension must suck today. Are you saying Christie Lee or your wife fellates loggers? If you mean your wife, I suggest an honor killing. If you mean Christie, I suggest getting a red flannel shirt and an axe, then waiting your turn.
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#181134 - 07/29/06 02:46 PM
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Registered: 07/28/06
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famous politicians? ehhh. they lose their mystique once you live in their homes so their daughters can use you for sex.
And it sounds like PornActorForHire has administered this woman's favorite sex act: http://www.PornActorForHire.com/reality.mp3
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#181135 - 07/29/06 03:31 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
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Holly The combination of the "green bean" photo with your newly disclosed taste for sucking dick has left both my mind and my member in a state of flaccid exhaustion. Thank you. 
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#181136 - 07/29/06 03:59 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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I'm all about the cunnilingus 
Oh my god!! I'm two posts away from being a suit case pimp
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#181138 - 07/29/06 04:02 PM
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#181139 - 07/29/06 06:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#181140 - 07/29/06 07:29 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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#181141 - 07/29/06 07:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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after middlemarch, what's left dawg? some russians?
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#181143 - 07/30/06 11:30 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Why are you posing horribly lit photos and why should I be impressed? Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke, but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge. I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster. I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.
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#181144 - 07/30/06 11:38 PM
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Registered: 07/28/06
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Why are you posing horribly lit photos
Because you didn't reply to my question to you about softboxes.
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and why should I be impressed?
Because you're desperate (see your first post).
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Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke
obviously
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but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge.
It was a pro shoot (that's a famous L.A. porn actress -- duh), but the photographer fucked up. You know how photographers are.
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I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated,
I'm that, but I demand that my mates not be gold-diggers so I shy away from women who demand college guys.
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well-mannered
oh well then.
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I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.
get er done Monkey
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#181145 - 07/30/06 11:41 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
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Don't worry about this guy Holly, he's a repeat offending troll/kiddie-toucher who's no doubt soon to be banned.
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#181148 - 07/31/06 05:42 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis.
I believe I'm your man, Holly. I am polite, well-mannered, I have TWO degrees and TWO peni.... well, let's just say I'm fully functional.
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#181149 - 07/31/06 07:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#181150 - 07/31/06 08:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Why are you posing horribly lit photos and why should I be impressed? Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke, but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge. I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster. I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.
Oh god, you had sex with luke????. His desperation/obsession wore you down? WOW, I wouldn't be putting that info out there otherwise you could find yourself having two 300 pound problems in ac cream and swami if they sniff that angle works with you, theres none better at desperate obsession then ac cream and swami, da burgs a close 3rd and lukes a distant 4th since he actually managed to make it work unlike the other 3. God, please tell me Luke cries with guilt and shame during sex.
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#181151 - 07/31/06 09:38 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Loc: Outer Space
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Why are you posing horribly lit photos and why should I be impressed? Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke, but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge. I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster. I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.
Oh god, you had sex with luke????. His desperation/obsession wore you down? WOW, I wouldn't be putting that info out there otherwise you could find yourself having two 300 pound problems in ac cream and swami if they sniff that angle works with you, theres none better at desperate obsession then ac cream and swami, da burgs a close 3rd and lukes a distant 4th since he actually managed to make it work unlike the other 3. God, please tell me Luke cries with guilt and shame during sex.
Luke is a pervert just like the rest of us and I did my best to bring it out in him. I got him to do things he'd never done before-- I hope he's not ashamed of it, I'm actually proud of myself for getting him to let loose sexually. Luke's a strange guy but I do like him and I think we will always be friends. You should see him as of late-- he's lost about 30 lbs and he's in love with a very sweet girl and it shows-- he glows now. It's actually quite cute.
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