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#166736 - 05/12/06 05:19 PM
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIA JORDAN!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Congrats on turning 24.  Have a great birthday Gia.
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#166740 - 05/12/06 05:55 PM
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIA JORDAN!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
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Happy Birthday...jam out with your clam out.
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#166746 - 05/12/06 08:41 PM
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIA JORDAN!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
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Congrats on turning 24. Have a great birthday Gia.
Hmm... I just started stalking her tail. Already it is decaying? I am not even following the trend. Whew! I am way way behind everybody not to mention JMP. I wouldn't even try to catch up. I will just enjoy gia who was 18 years old. How did you look like when you are 18? I know i am a pervert. But I think I am a moderate when compared to most others here. Hey gia, I still love that pic. (you know what i mean?)
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#166750 - 05/12/06 09:29 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
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Happy B-day babe!  xo christie lee
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#166752 - 05/12/06 11:11 PM
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIA JORDAN!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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OMG, Phogiston! That's fucking hot and thank you so much! The Grand Theft Auto font's a nice touch. How'd you know I used to play that? My XPT family, all your happy birthday wishes are presents just as valuable as any store bought gift. Rub one out on my birthday in honor of all my 26, um, I mean...you know...years. Baby Gia loves birthdays. 
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#166753 - 05/12/06 11:12 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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#166759 - 05/13/06 01:52 AM
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIA JORDAN!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I just got back from hanging out with my friends tonight and gearing up for my birthday bash tomorrow night. It got me remembering back to last year when I was at Direct Models and Derek gave me a huge birthday card signed all the porn girls at the agency. That was so sweet. No particular reason why I was reminded of this, but I was driving down Doheny randomly thought about it.
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#166761 - 05/13/06 03:04 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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#166763 - 05/13/06 09:26 AM
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIA JORDAN!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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happy one day closer to death gia!!!!!
gettin old sucks!!!
call me if you want to smoke a bowl!!!!
Malice: I made the pic smaller.
Edited by TonyMalice (05/13/06 01:03 PM)
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#166764 - 05/13/06 09:28 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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I didn't win the lottery so I can't buy you anything for your birthday, I spent all my money on my Mom for mothers day.
Have a happy birthday and many more. Wish I could spank that ass of yours.
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#166765 - 05/13/06 03:28 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Malice put it more eloquently than me on how to say Happy Birthday (notice my thread of If I could assfuck any porn chick, it would be.... ) I was thinking of you so I will add to this thread with I hope you have a very happy and horny Birthday Gia! May 13th should be a National Holiday!
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#166768 - 05/14/06 03:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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happy birthday dudette!
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#166769 - 05/14/06 03:49 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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Happy birthday to the owner of the most beautiful bum in the biz!!!
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