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Some stars are even on hand to promote various business ventures: Valley has a software company for Sexual Trivial Pursuit. Her exclusive representative, Pamela Peaks, is here tonight, too. Peaks will also let you check her triple G’s for softness, if you absolutely must, but she’s more interested in talking about In the Kitchen with Pamela Peaks, which airs every Saturday at 11:30 p.m. on Channel 25, or you can check her website at PamelaPeaks.com.

“I have the craziest cooking show on TV. It’s Emeril gone porn,” says Peaks, who bears a striking resemblance to Pamela Anderson. “I actually cook a five-star meal … and I have porn stars on every show. We get hammered and we fuck while we’re cooking and eating in a beautiful kitchen in a beautiful mansion.”

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BURBANK, CA -- Sardo’s is just your basic Burbank sports bar in a mini mall: kinda dark with a couple of booths, Formica tables and metal chairs, blinking white lights, and the requisite karaoke setup to drum up business on off nights. Tonight, a few locals gather at the bar, and heavy metal music throbs around an otherwise empty room.

But it’s Tuesday, also known to the adult industry and its fans as Porn Star Karaoke night. Within an hour, the Burbank local is overflowing with adult stars of every size and type. As a young woman takes the karaoke stage, porn legend Ron Jeremy (the regular Joe) settles into a booth with his entourage, which includes Showtime adult star Flower Tucci.

They even spill out into the parking lot, also steamy with adult celebs, schmoozing and smoking, leaning against parked cars. Lusty blonds with triple-F and triple-G chests sit together, boobs spilling over the tables, laughing and stroking long platinum blonde hair. There’s easily $120,000 worth of breast implants at one table alone. Some of the stars are nice enough to provide their fans with a few minutes of unbridled ecstasy on the dance floor. Others are just there to be seen.

It’s Boogie Nights before the bad stuff happened. In fact, if Porn Star Karaoke didn’t exist, some scholar of Los Angeles pop culture would be thinking it up right now. Fortunately, it’s been out there for two and a half years (where have you been?) as the brainchild of KSEX Radio host Wankus (real name Wayne C. Lewis) who, after all this time, still sounds a bit bemused that his one night out singing karaoke has turned into one of Porn Valley’s biggest hits.

“I had an adult star on my radio show, Aria, and she sang karaoke. And she said we ought to go out and sing in a karaoke bar,” Wankus recalls. “So we went out and it was me, her, and Connie, who is director from the movie company DVSX. We sang all night for eight people and had a great time.”

Wankus then went on his radio show and talked about it. Word quickly spread around the adult community. The following week the crowd had doubled. Within three weeks the place was mobbed with mostly adult stars. “It was like 80 to 90 percent adult stars and we’re talking big stars like Ginger Lynn, Tera Patrick … they were all there having a great time.”

Soon the locals began lining up around the block. “People were waiting outside for two hours to mingle for five minutes with a porn star. It became the place to be.”

Outside in the parking lot, Jeremy leans against a car, making out with a gorgeous babe who says she isn’t in the business. “It used to be this huge, huge porn turnout. But I’m noticing a lot more regular folks having fun watching porn stars sing karaoke,” Jeremy says. “It is the only thing that is actually steady, where on every given Tuesday night you can find bunch of adult stars, distributors, directors, magazine editors – the website guys are here, too.”

Jeremy doesn’t sing. “I suck,” he declares. “Although I did have a rap song that was on Billboard for 27 weeks. It’s called ‘Freak of the Week.’ I did another rap song called ‘Going Down at the Bunny Ranch’ that was on VH-1. So, I had some success with music, but I was rappin’. I wasn’t that good at that, either. As a rapper, I’m mediocre. As a singer, I seriously suck.”

Of course, where porn goes, other celebrities follow. Richard Dreyfuss and Public Enemy’s Flava Flav have been here with Jeremy, as has Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee. Taxi star Jeff Conaway met and began dating Ginger Lynn after one PSK Tuesday. Jeremy believes a big lure about the gathering is that you get to see porn stars as regular people. “If you put a few drinks in them, they definitely act a little provocative, but in general they’re real. You get to see the real person.”

With their real clothes on, too. Municipal law mandates that no one can get naked in a Burbank bar, which a lot of folks feel is really the only fly in the soup. “I would at least take my top off and I think I did it my first night,” laughs adult star Echo Valley. “I had one of those tops that tied and someone untied it. I was dancing and all of sudden my shirt was on the floor. I’m like, oh well, it’s industry people and they’ve all seen me naked.”

A huge star in hardcore porn, Valley famously boasts of the biggest boobs in the business – bra size 65 Double-Ns. Everything from the waist up is custom-made. So far, Valley has spent more than $65,000 on 11 surgeries and it was worth every penny. (I squeezed them; they’re soft.)

Some stars are even on hand to promote various business ventures: Valley has a software company for Sexual Trivial Pursuit. Her exclusive representative, Pamela Peaks, is here tonight, too. Peaks will also let you check her triple G’s for softness, if you absolutely must, but she’s more interested in talking about In the Kitchen with Pamela Peaks, which airs every Saturday at 11:30 p.m. on Channel 25, or you can check her website at PamelaPeaks.com.

“I have the craziest cooking show on TV. It’s Emeril gone porn,” says Peaks, who bears a striking resemblance to Pamela Anderson. “I actually cook a five-star meal … and I have porn stars on every show. We get hammered and we fuck while we’re cooking and eating in a beautiful kitchen in a beautiful mansion.”

It’s midnight, and the lines are forming. Off on the sidelines, Sardo’s manager Seymour Satin chats up the crowd. The most successful man in San Fernando Valley karaoke history (if not the happiest), Satin had only seen maybe three porn films in his whole life when Wankus approached him about PSK. “I still don’t watch porn,” he confesses, “as they all know, because I have gotten to know each person; I am a fan of theirs. I support the industry and we’ve become one big family.”

Satin admits that he had his hands full in the beginning. “It’s been a party every week. This is going on weekly for two-and-a-half years and I think it’s just a phenomenon that no other industry has.”

It’s also a refreshing perspective on Porn Valley.

“The biggest misconception about us is that the porn business is some guys in some big old dirty raincoats, combing the streets and schools, trying to find girls who want to get into the business,” explains Jeremy. “But the fact is the ads are in the paper, the girls go to the agents. They come to us.

“I mean, look at what showed up here tonight.”

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