I just drove over to pay my landlord, who is a nice old man in his lete 70's/early 80's who cannot see very well and had part of his intestines surgically removed not too long ago. Whenever I speak to him on the phone he ends all conversations with "the good Lord bless" and seems to value me as a good, dependable tenant. But lately I've been obsessing on suddenly explaining to him, out of the clear blue, what a "65 man cream pie" is and what it entails. I don't know if this is OCD or tourettes or whatever, but I can't NOT think about it when I speak with him now. I try and imagine what his reaction would be and how many times I'd have to repeat it before it finally sunk in. What would he think? Is he even remotely aware such things exist in the world? Would his faith be shaken? Would he begin to obsess on it? Would he tell his wife?....And on and on. I doubt if I'll ever do it, but the urge is there and it's strong.
Sorry if I wasted your time, but there is really no other people than you folks whom I can relate this to.

Thanks,
simp

statistically, you've got better than a 1/3000 chance that arianna's had unprotected group-sex with him. why not give it a shot?

Don't listen to that voice in your head.

I’m sorry Mr. Johnson, he’s a bit on edge. He hasn’t slept since 1945.

Scarface- right on dude