Last night at this bar I saw a chick who looked just like Birtney Madison, except she didn't have a cock in her mouth. I shoulda said to her that she looks like this porn star I wanna fuck... wonder how that would have turned out...

If I had been drunk and not working I mighta considered actually saying that.

Maybe I need to go to LA & Vegas and search out some porn stars... not enough of them come to Houston. Have the time the "stars" they have at a strip club I've never heard of.