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#35704 - 07/06/04 03:29 AM Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 03/07/04
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It looks like we're losing another cutie pie Ukrainian girl. Alexa May (Alexandra, Eva) has decided to pack it in. Apparently she wants to spend more time with finishing school. Good for her. Bad for us!

Good luck Alexa!!


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#35705 - 07/06/04 03:32 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Pity. I've done some serious beating off to her. Where did you hear this terrible news?
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#35706 - 07/06/04 03:51 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 04/21/04
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#35707 - 07/06/04 06:33 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Too bad she's hot, but there will be a 100 more whores to take her place.

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#35708 - 07/07/04 06:49 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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True that.
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#35709 - 07/07/04 07:06 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 01/07/04
Posts: 208
Loc: Lost Wages, Nev
Doulbe up on that true that from Jeff and the good thinkg is 90 of the 100 that take her place won't have fucked up accents i hate accents on the foreign girls man turns me off big time, I know i am weird and you guys all think its hot, but I want a girls who speaks english! NO MORE FOREIGN pornstars!! lol

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#35710 - 07/07/04 07:17 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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... i hate accents on the foreign girls man turns me off big time...




You need to watch more gag factor then. Accents don't matter gagging and coughing and spitting up sound the same in any language.

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#35711 - 07/07/04 07:18 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I usually keep the volume down anyway.
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#35712 - 07/07/04 07:22 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 01/07/04
Posts: 208
Loc: Lost Wages, Nev
makes me think zenman doesn't want to get caught watching porn by his parents!??? just fucking with ya man, left yourself open for that!

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#35713 - 07/07/04 07:23 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 04/14/03
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You need to watch more gag factor then. Accents don't matter gagging and coughing and spitting up sound the same in any language.




Sometimes it sounds like its own language.
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#35714 - 07/07/04 07:28 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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makes me think zenman doesn't want to get caught watching porn by his parents!??? just fucking with ya man, left yourself open for that!




Truth is I got into the habit when I had roommates and just never gave it up when I got my own place. That plus the fake yelping doesn't really add anything for me.
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#35715 - 07/07/04 07:48 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Sometimes it sounds like its own language.




So

"GahGahGahGah! *cough* GahGahGahGahGah! *cough* *cough* GahGahGahGahGahGahGahGah! *cough* GahGahGahGah!"

will translate to:

OH GOD I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE! AND MY EYES ARE BURNING FROM THE STOMACH ACID! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE DOWN THIS SHAME!


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#35716 - 07/07/04 08:27 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/04
Posts: 208
Loc: Lost Wages, Nev
I can do without the yelping , but i love when the whores talk dirty, long live GUTTERMOUTHS!!! you just cant turn that down

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#35717 - 07/07/04 10:01 AM Re: Alexa May - Cutie Ukrainian Girl - Retires
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Truth is I got into the habit when I had roommates and just never gave it up when I got my own place. That plus the fake yelping doesn't really add anything for me.



I almost always mute the porn. My imagination as good most of the whore speak, but the problem is that I CAN'T STAND to listen to the guys.

Male Talent has only two purposes on a porn set: (1) to provide a stiff, functional cock and to squirt as directed (and squirt the substance the director wants) and (2) to provide a visual clue that this isn't a lezzy flick. Male Talent is not there to add value through "sound effects", intellectually amusing dialog of anything of that sort.

(if it existed I'd buy a visual auto-blank device that blanked the screen whenever there was a guy but no whore in view)

If I know the whore in question has a really filthy mouth I'll make a point of un-muting (the British girls are great). Even then the guys are often so obnoxious it's often better to mute.

(some guys are so bad I'll stop the tape when they appear and look for the TV remote to mute before proceeding; Ron Jeremy was the worst)
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