Last night I masterbated while watching the last half of Entertainment Tonight and most of Celebrity Justice with three extremely long orgasms.

On Celebrity Justice they were talking about a 10million dollar home that a lot of celebrities have lived in which reminded me how Simon Cowell from Amer. Idol makes a million dollars each show and always goes places with at least a girl or two linked to his arm.

Now if I had a million dollars at the moment I'd stuff it in my pussy and cry how good it feels and then go spend it like there's no tomorrow enjoying the fact all these people are technically touching my wet crotch.

Good stuff. More to come later...

Gen, for now maybe you can masterbate with a $20 bill....

I'll masterbate with my 80 dollar toy and instead of a 20 dollar bill I'll just lay my purse next to me that holds my life savings, be it, cash, bank accounts, credit cards oh shit, i gotta go dig up my savings bonds!!!

That'll be a good start.

I once masterbated at the age of 17 with a carrot stick, never had an orgasm but it felt damn good in hopes one day I'll get a fun little toy to fuck with.

Shortly after I graduated to a candle stick, didn't have an orgasm either but it felt damn good in hopes one day i'll get a fun little toy to fuck with.

Then the candle stick broke trying to fuck myself too hard in hopes of getting a toy to play with and well... my wish came true almost two and a half years later. I got 50 god damn toys.

Be careful what you wish for.

I bet you can´t do THAT!

Boy I'm glad I can't LOL

How about some pics of you masturbating Gen?

Masturbating pics coming right up...

another one...

and another

and again... weird

gyno check!

Alright so last night I masturbated to a show called The Real Ghosthunters. They had paranormal experts using new devices that detect extremely low sound waves that the human ear can not hear. It was reallly interested, I had four orgasms, the best was the second one when they were talking about this lady in grey haunting so kindly an old library in which many customers would notice and report to the librarian and a young girl in the kids section talking up a storm. It was interesting as all hell, it obviously was exciting enough to get me going... I'm tellin ya, it can be something you like but doesn't necessarily have to be of sexual nature to get a person excited.

The fourth time I had an orgasm I was watching FOrensic Files where officials were solving a case with only one piece of evidence which was a plastic garbage bag with one palm print smeared.

All I could possibly think getting off on that was how I could just find the murderer of the case and wack him with my vibrator beating him to death.

Sick fuck I am. I know.

You are my kind of girl Gen. Sick and twisted and horny. Still got a B/F?
Thanks for the pics. Now I have something to masturbate to!

Hi Gen. You're georgous. Just checked out some of your pics online. You look very hot with a big cock up your cunt. I mean that in the nicest way possible. Any chance you could get a cam so we can watch you masturbate live? Somehow I think you might start a chain reaction; enough energy to run a hydro dam.

I hate web cams, sorry. They're boring and I rather do other things that sit in front of a computer masturbating on a web cam. You can hate me for that.

Gen, anything good on tonight? worth masturbating to?

About a month ago I had ordered this Live Britney Spears concert cuz I was totally in the mood to see her frolic around on stage like a good lil whore. So I watch the entire thing without whiping out the bad boy toy although after it was over, I had to play it again and fast forward through the hottest parts as I had that fucker rolling full blast.

This whore was rolling around in a huge martini glass, I had a orgasm.

That damn fuckin whore was rolling around on this bed with one of her male dancers rubbing on each other like crazy, i had another orgasm.

Then the host of the entire show was this fat drag queen lookin fucker who was cheesy as all hell and all I wanted to do was pick himup and throw him in the dumpster or kick him int he balls to give him a good reason why to talk like a woman... that thought got me alittle frisky, i had another orgasm.

The video was over, I arise out of my vibrator session and realize that wasn't good enough so I went up stairs with a carrot stick masturbating witht hat with the vibrator onmy clitty area. The only damn thing that would run thorugh my head is how my damn rabbit would love to eat this fricken thing. I allowed myself to have one more orgasm imagining my rabbit eating the carrot... OKAY YOU FUCKERS!!! THATS SICK!!!

After that I fell asleep, woke up in the morning and thought for ten minutes wondering how I went to bed last night. Yet again some good shit.

...but what happened to the carrot?

Remind me to eat plenty of carrots if ever visting Gens house.

Gen, I'd love to eat your magic carrot

The carrot broke and I fed it to the rabbit! LMAO!!!!! if you only really knew.

I can only guess what the rabbit was thinking......"Yumm Yumm eat em up....Yumm Yumm eat em up