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#9027 - 11/04/03 09:24 AM Funniest moments in porno history
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Registered: 04/26/03
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I remember when Tom Byron played a naive, young college kid in Greg Dark's 'New Wave Hookers'. Ginger Lynn came into the dorm room and Tom says in his best little boy voice "Ooh, I wanna jack off all over you!" Funny shit!
Another funny moment was in one of those Rex Borsky mini gang bangs. Lana Sands was the girl and TT Boy was one of the guys. As she sucked his weiner he said "YEAH, BABY! I WANT SUCTION!" Then he grabbed her roughly by the hair and forced her head up and down on his dick saying "YEAH! YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT!!" Funny, funny stuff.
Another humorous moment was when one of those whores in 'Gag Factor 7' says "I can't breathe!" and Jim Powers replies off camera "That's alright." Hilarious!

Oh, and on an unrelated note: I wanna fuck my mother up her butt and cum all over her face. Two problems, 1) She's buried, and 2) Even if I went to the trouble of digging her up, she's cremated.


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#9028 - 11/04/03 09:55 AM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
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Registered: 07/22/03
Posts: 536
I think it's on one of the Vivid extras (or could be VCA), but I laughed my socks off when Byron is fucking a chick while standing up in the bath. He slips and cracks his head but gets up quicker than you could say cum. Soooooo funny!
LB.

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#9029 - 11/04/03 02:14 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Funniest moments in porno history.... BEHIND THE SCENES OF ME in TOSS MY SALAD 1. Weird ass shit! I kid you not, even ask Malice!

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#9030 - 11/04/03 02:18 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
I'm afraid to ask, what happened?
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#9031 - 11/04/03 02:23 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I honestly couldn't describe... or even explain. Let's just say I was acting like a retard, shaking my ass obsessively and shaking a cat toy stuck in my crack but it goes way too far with retardedness... it's classic. It's me, hyper!

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#9032 - 11/04/03 02:27 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
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Registered: 05/31/03
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A cat toy was stuck in your crack... interesting.

I got a good laugh of that video on lukeford.com recently of oh, whats her name a cute blonde in a pink bikini... dancing really silly and talking gibberish. I know some of that was editing but it sure was funny.
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#9033 - 11/04/03 02:29 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
you're thinking of SOPHIA... that was hilarious. I wanna see the actual footage though, to see the difference.

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#9034 - 11/04/03 02:30 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Me too, but i'm sure she was being silly. Gawd, I'd fuck the hell out of her too.

Hmmm... me, Sophia & Gen. yea...
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#9035 - 11/04/03 02:33 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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oh yea, that qualifies a ROCK ON baby, oh yea!

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#9036 - 11/04/03 02:35 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Have you worked or played with Sophia before?
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#9037 - 11/04/03 05:29 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
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Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
Ron Jeremy performing 'comedy' is always a hoot.

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#9038 - 11/04/03 06:21 PM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Rodney Moore & Wolf Savage can be hilarious.

Several years ago they did a skit in “Cumm Brothers 6: The Boys Lure 'm in, Hook, Line & Sphincter” where they were trying to find a way to get the girls. They end up getting out their rod & reel fishing gear, putting dildos on the hooks as bait, and dropping the lines off an overpass in the middle of a city. Paisley Hunter and another girl walk by on the sidewalk below, get attracted by the dildos and hooked, and Rodney & Wolf get the girls.
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#9039 - 11/05/03 06:11 AM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Nope never have worked with Sophia.I've only met her when she first started in the business. She's an interesting gal.

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#9040 - 11/05/03 08:06 AM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Well maybe we can get some director to hook yall up.
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#9041 - 11/05/03 08:30 AM Re: Funniest moments in porno history
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Registered: 11/01/03
Posts: 53
Get hold of Bizzare's SPANKENSTEIN. It's a non-sex slap-a-thon but fucking hell, is it funny! LOL.
TS.

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