So tonight I - Doris Doall - got hit up by a slimy goomba from New Jersey. He even wore a shitty toupee (or is it toupe? Just a plain old man wig). Anyway, check his pic, with my highlights, what a poor old fool.
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boby: u looking?
doris: always
boby: u like to suck>
doris: wait a minute buster....show some respect.
doris: like, your name, age, location?
doris: treat me like a lady
doris: then we will see
boby: ok
doris: now, let's start over
doris: yes, I'm looking, who is this?
boby: bob
boby: u like to date
doris: yes and even more
doris: tell me about you
boby: 57 to young for you
doris: oh?
doris: I love younger men
boby: 6'3" 260
boby: salt and pepper hair
doris: I'm salty on top, but sweet on the bottom
boby: cool
doris: location?
boby: nj
doris: nj?
doris: oh, lovely
doris: are you married?
boby: no
boby: moving to *******
doris: I have a partner, but it's very open....like my legs
boby: so u can get out
doris: always
boby: cool
boby: maybe we can hook up
doris: do you tongue kiss men by the way?
boby: mwn?
boby: men?
doris: ?
boby: why
doris: yes, my husband would like to know
doris: just curious
boby: no
doris: ok
doris: yes, just you and I could hook-up
boby: cool
doris: what do you like to do?
boby: i'm very oral
doris: you talk a lot?
doris: are you an attorney or a salesman?
boby: no
doris: what do you mean?
boby: lick a lot
doris: ohhh
doris: just say you like to eat old snatch
doris: I'm not too 'with it' as they say
boby: yessss
doris: have you ever been with an older woman?
boby: yes
boby: do u like to cum a lot
doris: yes
doris: my old swing group would even collect cum from our parties and orgies.
boby: cool
boby: u swallow
doris: we'd make baked treats and christmas ornaments using the collect cum.
doris: yes, unless it's during the holidays.
boby: cool
doris: I saw your pic
boby: why?
doris: like I said, during the holidays we save sperm and use it for baked treats and christmas ornaments
boby: ah
doris: our swing group
doris: it's pretty big here in town
doris: very kinky
doris: I like your pic
boby: what pic?
doris: the picture in your profile
doris: hello?
doris: hello?
doris: nice toupee by the way
doris: you look like a 3rd rate Soprano
boby: don't be mean please
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