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#639698 - 08/01/16 10:18 PM Greatest Efukt Post of All Time
Jerkules Offline
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http://efukt.com/21577_Making_Fun_of_Cutters_LOL_TRIGGERS.html

Compilation of cutters. The tears, the spit, the tales of childhood sexual abuse and low self esteem....it is a virtual fap fest for sociopaths, so I figured many here would enjoy it.
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#639699 - 08/01/16 11:01 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
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Pornographer: What do the voices in your head say?

Girl: They call me names.

Pornographer: Are you sure that's not just the men around you? Like: Cunt. Did you hear that as a voice in your head? Because that just actually happened."

drunky
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#639701 - 08/02/16 07:18 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
Crazy Preacher Offline
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Registered: 11/27/15
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Did you ever post the efukt where lisa sparxxx dropped cable after s lovely individual dp'ed her.

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#639707 - 08/02/16 02:19 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
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That guy's a toolbag and I hope he dies in a fire while screaming.
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#639713 - 08/02/16 06:40 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: faceblaster]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
That guy's a toolbag and I hope he dies in a fire while screaming.


Who, Jimmy Hooligan from FA?
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#639715 - 08/02/16 09:40 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
This men are awful. Irredeemably awful. They make Brandon Iron seem refined and artful in his manner of sexual assault.
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#639722 - 08/03/16 09:02 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Is that Khan Tusion doing the interview?
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#639726 - 08/03/16 10:44 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: backdoorman]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Is that Khan Tusion doing the interview?


No, Jimmy Hooligan. https://twitter.com/jimmyhooligan?lang=en
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#639737 - 08/03/16 05:20 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
cchriswake31 Offline
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Registered: 06/08/11
Posts: 20
efukt.com

where whores are highlighted to their fullest

http://efukt.com/21370_Trolling_Wannabe_Pornstars_2K16!.html

Parts 1-7!

But let's not forget the greatest efukt post ever

http://efukt.com/20767_Exhibitionist_Fail.html

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#639738 - 08/03/16 06:54 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: cchriswake31]
J.B. Offline
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Originally Posted By: cchriswake31
efukt.com

where whores are highlighted to their fullest



Meh. Son, let me introduce you to a catalogue of whores being degraded DAILY





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#639739 - 08/03/16 11:25 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: J.B.]
cchriswake31 Offline
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: cchriswake31
efukt.com

where whores are highlighted to their fullest



Meh. Son, let me introduce you to a catalogue of whores being degraded DAILY







I miss the glory year of 2005 when Donkey Punch was released. Now you guys are just too nice with these girls.


Edited by cchriswake31 (08/03/16 11:25 PM)

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#639741 - 08/04/16 02:00 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: cchriswake31]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Originally Posted By: cchriswake31
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: cchriswake31
efukt.com

where whores are highlighted to their fullest



Meh. Son, let me introduce you to a catalogue of whores being degraded DAILY







I miss the glory year of 2005 when Donkey Punch was released. Now you guys are just too nice with these girls.


Girls yer supposed to be nice to. Whores are a different story.
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#639749 - 08/04/16 07:35 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
backdoorman Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Is that Khan Tusion doing the interview?


No, Jimmy Hooligan. https://twitter.com/jimmyhooligan?lang=en


Doesn't take much more than a basic understanding of psychology to pull that kind of humiliation off. Nothing to be proud of at all. Certainly not erotic in any way.
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#639752 - 08/04/16 11:03 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: backdoorman]
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman


Doesn't take much more than a basic understanding of psychology to pull that kind of humiliation off. Nothing to be proud of at all. Certainly not erotic in any way.


Yes, the schtick and the Don Rickles affect in the voice is disproportionate to the sort of dumb and hateful cruelty. Whatever humor there may be is cancelled out tenfold. Greg Dark in some of his old videos did these sorts of preinterviews much more effectively. In a calm, well spoken tone he'd throw questions at the ladies like "Do you think men like your mouth because of the things you say or because you suck dicks well with it?" ::
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#639761 - 08/04/16 09:19 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: backdoorman]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Is that Khan Tusion doing the interview?


No, Jimmy Hooligan. https://twitter.com/jimmyhooligan?lang=en


Doesn't take much more than a basic understanding of psychology to pull that kind of humiliation off. Nothing to be proud of at all. Certainly not erotic in any way.


I watch the interviews for entertainment, not fapping. If I wanna fap, I pause it and stare at the cutter scars.
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#639762 - 08/04/16 09:30 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
bloopie Offline
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Registered: 05/21/12
Posts: 1
Jerkules, you really are a piece of shit. Not in a funny way either. Just a piece of shit.

You suck at dawg's place and you suck here.

You are not clever, you are not edgy or whatever it is you think you are. You are just a fucking asshole.

Fuck you.

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#639764 - 08/04/16 09:35 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: bloopie]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
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Originally Posted By: bloopie
Jerkules, you really are a piece of shit. Not in a funny way either. Just a piece of shit.

You suck at dawg's place and you suck here.

You are not clever, you are not edgy or whatever it is you think you are. You are just a fucking asshole.

Fuck you.


Do we have a cutter in the house?
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#639766 - 08/04/16 10:06 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: bloopie
Jerkules, you really are a piece of shit. Not in a funny way either. Just a piece of shit.

You suck at dawg's place and you suck here.

You are not clever, you are not edgy or whatever it is you think you are. You are just a fucking asshole.

Fuck you.


Do we have a cutter in the house?


I get the feeling more a relative of a cutter or one struggling with mental illness or perhaps committed suicide. drunky
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#639768 - 08/04/16 10:24 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: windsock]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Originally Posted By: windsock
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: bloopie
Jerkules, you really are a piece of shit. Not in a funny way either. Just a piece of shit.

You suck at dawg's place and you suck here.

You are not clever, you are not edgy or whatever it is you think you are. You are just a fucking asshole.

Fuck you.


Do we have a cutter in the house?


I get the feeling more a relative of a cutter or one struggling with mental illness or perhaps committed suicide. drunky


Do you think that was a good first post outta a 4yr old acct?

P.S. I far from "suck at dawg's place". I was voted 2015 Poster of the Year over there, in a landslide, and my posts there have been LIKED over 60k times.
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#639769 - 08/04/16 10:39 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
Originally Posted By: Jerkules


Do you think that was a good first post outta a 4yr old acct?



No I don't. The well established horribleness and inhumanity of this board makes their "letting you have it" over this particular issue seem very misplaced and as you suggested perhaps revealing. drunky
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#639771 - 08/05/16 12:00 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Go find more gin, alkie. Then come back and post about you revel in whores being throatfucked within an inch of their respiratory systems.

Your erratic, contradictory posting sucks.

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#639772 - 08/05/16 02:54 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
faceblaster Offline
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ok, what is dawg's place?
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#639773 - 08/05/16 03:32 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: faceblaster]
cchriswake31 Offline
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Posts: 20
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
ok, what is dawg's place?


First search propped up a forum where a bunch of manlets gathered around examining each other's bodies.

So pretty much bodybuilding.com forums without trying to hide the faggotry.

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#639774 - 08/05/16 04:34 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
A bodybuilding forum where they vote for the 'best' poster? Okay...

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#639780 - 08/05/16 07:40 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: faceblaster]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
ok, what is dawg's place?


It is where most people from SternFanNetwork now post.
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#639795 - 08/05/16 08:49 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Errrrrr.....dawgs place? I'm almost afeared to ask.
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#639803 - 08/05/16 10:31 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: backdoorman]
Crazy Preacher Offline
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Registered: 11/27/15
Posts: 34
It's actually pretty fun. Just ignore the neckbeards and fat chicks regurgitating network news.

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#639848 - 08/09/16 10:38 AM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
Jake112 Offline
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Registered: 02/23/12
Posts: 19
Loc: California
Thanks for posting, I love seeing the true side of porn. Need to take a shower now.

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#639854 - 08/09/16 07:45 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: Jerkules]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
^ Lol trust me it doesn't help.
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#639862 - 08/10/16 01:10 PM Re: Greatest Efukt Post of All Time [Re: backdoorman]
Jake112 Offline
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Loc: California
I try, but you are correct! It never comes off.

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