If he had had access to pornography like it then maybe he wouldn't have killed those ladies.

Didn't he blame his porn use for his crimes?

Yes but I believe that was an 11th hour appeal to the moral majority for clemency, for he had seen the light. But I imagine that young Ted was only infuriated by the Coppertone ads and Paul Thomas loops available to him then. Had he had any of your work available to him it may not only have satiated his misogynistic savagery but may have scared him straight in disgust.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty in the world is to be cherished, not throatfucked.

You just called Cherry Poppins ugly.