I hate it when I click on a porn link that says pale, redhead (or the like) and then the woman's snatch is waxed or shaved. For Christ's sake, if you're a natural redhead or blonde then at least a landing strip! What's your porn problem? What do you like that they don't often get right?

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A huge pet peeve for me is these streaming sites that list a scene as having anal and then there isn't any. Adult DVD Empire is terrible for that but even Fyre TV and Videobox get it wrong at times. ADE is too expensive for that shit as well as not having a decent interface on Roku to begin with. I dropped them for that very reason.

Another is these fucking directors that apparently don't know one single solitary thing about filming a sex scene. I swear they have to be mostly queer.

And another Goddamned thing..... why the fuck can't a girl give a sensual blow job anymore. All that gagging and drool and spit is terrible. I like to watch a girl that knows how to treat a dick like its a piece of the best candy she ever ate. Most of them go into the professional whore blow job and act as if each stroke is another dollar in the bank.

I been hearing more and more complaints about spitting in porn.

Jebuz, wasn't spitting on the "Cambria List" back when? ALong with throat holding/choking and other various shit?

You mean on the tubes? Those titles are always worthless. Even the tags are often wrong.

This. I swear half the numbnuts that upload things on the internet think that just because someone is getting fucked doggy style it is automatically an anal scene.

Well, I was thinking of the Hun but I mean in general. I'm not a hairy chick lover but I think if you've got natural blonde or red hair then it's a waste to wax or shave it all off.

My biggest pet peeve is spitting... right in the other person's mouth. I am not talking about two girls swapping a load. I am talking about when a guy will spit directly in her mouth. Makes me want to gag every time!

Talking during scenes. Not the dirty talk from the whore's piehole, the incessant talking from the director or a 3rd party. Dave Cummings ruined a whole series doing this. And in every "college porn party" scene, there is some douchebag bystander in his askew baseball hat yelling at the top of his lungs, 'cause he ain't allowed to touch the whores. STFU.

Pass goes to Powers because his scenes are hilarious rather than strokeworthy, and the banter just adds to the fun.

I agree on the spitting. It's all well and good when it's me with some sub chick with low self esteem. But I don't want to watch that shit.

I've mentioned this before but it merits repeating. I do not want to see a chick licking some guy's asshole. Sure, it's great when it's my asshole, but when I look at a chick licking a guy's asshole, I'm forced to look at some guy's hairy asshole. Why the fuck would I want to do that? Thank god for the fast forward feature.

Not tubes FB. Pay sites for streaming.

I'll second that. Nothing worse than having to see some poor chicks buffing M Adriano's taint before he applies the anal treatment to them.

you guys are crazy. nothing says the girl is a submissive like when she is licking a man's butthole. the power exchange there is pretty great.

most of the straight male performers in porn love getting rimmed by the girls. lol

That may be true, but most perverts except Alex Tranzer don't want to have to watch it.

No shit they love getting rimmed. I love getting rimmed. The point is that it isn't my asshole getting rimmed in the videos. It's some other guy's asshole and I don't want to have to look at it.

I look past the man hole and focus on the whore shame.

This is what I like about you Jerky, you are always a 'glass half full' kind of guy.

He beat me to it and rather eloquently too!

Thanks fellas.

yeah I have to agree with Jerkules as well

I feel the same about old guy, young woman porn. Being 50+ and needing to lose 30 pounds I can identify with the slob fucking the sexy thing but I don't want to watch it.

BangBros is the worst.

Dittos. David Perry adding his spit after he's just come on a girl's face. Yuck.

I'm tired of the merkin look. Giant hairy bush on top, shaved labia. Looks stupid.

I miss the halcyon days. The days when every pussy looked like a freshly waxed wood floor.

Scenes featuring models with glasses on where they take them off during the shoot. This is especially annoying when they make a point of selling the scene as a bespectacled one.

Guys jacking themselves off for the pop-shot. Does every woman in the porn valley have carpal tunnel so bad she can't jack a guy off? Are all the male performers so completely gay that they are incapable of ejaculating if a woman is doing the jerking?

It amazes how rare a properly done facial is: the woman sucks and jerks the guy to ejaculation and then keeps vigorously sucking and jacking for a couple of minutes after with semen all over her face and guy ready to go through the roof because his dick is sensitive post orgasm. The guy never once touches his dick.

Is it really that fucking hard? Come on you highly paid professionals and poorly paid amateurs -- do your job!

Even on for creampies you see the guy stop fucking and then jack themselves off in the vagina or ass. WTF?

Sounds like you would be a fan of Manojob/TheDickSuckers/MrPOV. Those Billy Watson sites forbid the jerk-to-pop by the dude. Same for the old Jules Jordan series: To Completion.

a couple of things Bon Vivant. Here are a few reasons why you see jerking to pop instead of fucking to pop.

1. the girl is brand new the director/talent don't think she can get in the right position to receive the pop on camera.

2. its the uncomfortable position for the male talent and he can't pop in that position.

3. the girl is on her period and either has a sponge or a Nuva Ring in - those hurt the big dicks - no way to fuck to pop.

I am sure there are more, but that's all i got for now lol

You are totally missing my point - I am not asking for fucking to pop/completion. I am asking that when the jerk to pop happens, the girl is the one doing the jerking, not the guy jerking himself. Positions, dick size and sponges are all irrelevant here. Typically we are talking about one or more guys standing the woman kneeling facing them. She doing the jerking shouldn't mess up the camera angle -- it isn't rocket science - the penis just has to point towards her face, and the camera is next to the guy pointing mostly towards the woman. so long as neither one of them moves left/right which shouldn't be hard, there is no way to mess up the shot.

Your objections just apply to vaginal creampies - none of them should apply to an anal creampie (if the position is too uncomfortable for the guy to come, change it to one which is comfortable). I shouldn't have even mentioned them as they make up a tiny percentage of scenes.


Thanks for the tip, but really what I am talking about is regular sex video, not POV, where there is boy-girl vaginal or anal sex, the guy pulls out and then the girl should jerk him off. I've even seen a bunch of scenes, where the woman does do the jerking, the guy starts coming, and then right in the middle of it starts jerking himself. Can't even complain that she was doing it wrong and it was taking too long or whatever. Crazy.

Also I appreciate that there are lines catering to my taste, but the thing is there shouldn't be. Who prefers to see the guys jerking themselves off? Female viewers? Gay men watching straight porn? Those who do must be a tiny percentage of the audience. This is mostly being done IMO out of pure laziness -- they figure they can go home 5 minutes earlier if the guy jerks himself, cause it will go faster and he doesn't have to take the time to explain to his partner how he likes it, etc. The exception, which is even worse have to be the "keep your tongue inside!!" swallowing videos, where they are insuring there is no male -female contact of any kind during the pop-shot. Pathetic.

you make some valid points sir

The human wang is a weirdly sensitive thing. I imagine sometimes it's just easier for the mope to whack himself off. Throw in the various ED meds that will produce boners but sometimes make achieving carnal satisfaction a little unpredictable, it can get a little dicey.

You're taking a normal bodily function and directing it. It's a recipe for disaster. When it's all said and done a dude knows what will get him there. That said, I can't understand why said dude can't pass off the rock to the whore when he's a few strokes from there.

Or they're all fags.

the girls aren't that coordinated nor are they ever camera aware.

personally I can only fuck to pop in reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and spoon. doggie is tough to open up and fuck to pop, and missionary is impossible bc I am 6'5 and my cock points upward so the whole position is uncomfortable start to finish.

Exactly. Nobody cares if the guy spent 30 minute frantically masturbating if it gets left on the cutting room floor. It is what happens during the pop itself that matters.

I was always told that is so the load does not run down her tongue on to the floor. Big Tony T thing, tongue in, tongue in!

You realize you are kidding yourself. You have your issue because if they have their backs to you it's easier to imagine they're guys.