It has come to this. I cannot fall much further in the industry. Each new low I tumble towards is a shameful reminder that I once worked for Joey Silvera in his Face Fucking Inc and Service Animals series. Next stop for me is Customer Service Animal at some fast-food chain. A few short years ago, I had places to go, mouths to stuff, and checks to cash. Now, my phone rings only when bill collectors call seeking a deadbeat woman who had my number before me. "No, this is not Carla's number! Stop calling!," I shout, secretly grateful for human interaction.

I am starving in Los Angeles, the land of xxx milk and honey, unable to score gigs where the guys don't even get paid.

Is this the final stop on my jizz journey? You betcha! There will be no Nailin' Palin for me. I'm a gutter-level hustler who made it into Hustler, back when people bought magazines. Call me Joe Buck because, like Joe, "I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact!"

Please tell me it's women who view profiles such as...
http://chaturbate.com/b/brandonironsolo/
(For those who missed my world premiere at 4:45am this morning, I wore headphones and pleasured myself to a scene from FTVgirls. Not exactly a Midnight Cowboy, but close.)


Nobody's talkin' at me....except anonymous lurkers on chaturbate.com.

You should do Slap Happy type scenes as cam shows.

**50tks/smack**100tks/spit in face**250tks/hold head on dick 25sec**500tks/punch in ribs**Gag2Puke in prvt**

Thank you! May I keep that menu? Also, how offensive would it be if I'm the one that gags2puke when I'm going to town on myself and not a single lady is in my audience, allmost xxxpt-like?

Nicely done.

Nah, here is the biddness plan:

- Find willing whore on CraigsList.

- Tell her she can keep the revenue for an evening of camming.

- When she gets to the Dijon Dungeon, use your affiliate link to create an account for her.

- Rough her up and drop a load.

- Wait for your $50 from Chaturbate.

$50/scene is more than you make hiring yourself out, no?

My last paying gig in the business was the non-sex role I did for One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest. That was 7 months ago.

Well, there ya go. $50/show. The whore has to net $200 for you to get the $50.

Plus, if you do it under her account, then she would be responsible for the OSHA fines.

This sure beats the offer to go "cam to cam" that I received from some dude on the site. Money for nothing and my chicks for free? Yes, please! Keep the Iron out of dire straits.

Maybe you are limiting your options. You are a sex worker but have only worked on one side of the street. Gay for pay is your future. See your future; be, be, be your future. You could start as a cuckold cream pie cleanup guy and work your way down from there.

I am waiting for the price of lucite to spike so I can sell my AVN awards. Then we'll see who has the last laugh.

yup.
much like lee harvey he waited for xpt to settle into his sights.









good stuff irons. go find an open mic night.

I'll be on chaturbate tonight, mic'ed up and ready to go. You can give me a token of appreciation by giving me a token of appreciation.

so whats the total to date?. how much is .25 of nothing pulling in these days?.

Sadly, I have found yet another thing I have no aptitude for. I won't go into a long song and dance but webcamming is interactive and not for me. I am more interested in consuming my porn like a pig feeding at a trough, snout deep in filth.

Next stop......paid medical trials advertised at the back of LA Weekly or the human billboard gig for the tax prep place paying $10/hour..

Which trials?

California Clinical Trials is often looking for healthy individuals in my age group. As long as I don't mind letting them experiment on my body with various drugs, I can earn enough to afford the drugs I really do need.

Dateline: Los Angeles. 5:18am. A restless Iron cannot sleep due to heavy balls. Contemplates several self-destructive options before going on Chaturbate and abusing himself. Wears headphones and listens to a hot scene before successfully pumping and dumping a goopy wad. Usual post-cumshot feelings of depression avoided, replaced by elation that I was able to keep on edge long enough for 4 anonymous meat gazers to join the room. Convinces self that all were hot, lonely housewives. A man can dream, can't he?

Tips received to date: $0.
Jim Carrey-ish check I'm writing to myself and hope to cash someday: $10 million
To follow: http://chaturbate.com/affiliates/in/7Bge/ZuZUL/?room=brandonironsolo

I went online, full-mast, hoping to blast, but got no cash, hopes dashed, dreams trashed, my time's' passed,

It wasn't lost time. C3X probably rang you up.

I failed as a web cam model because I like to do my own thing. I don't want to be told what to do. Come to think of it, this explains a lot about my life.

Nothing wrong with being a webcam model

You can't call yourself a pro until someone tips you.

I wish I was so broke I could travel the world too