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#604178 - 01/07/14 06:37 PM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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There's no line or taking a number for getting butt hurt and no waiting.
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#604189 - 01/07/14 07:45 PM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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--You have Jerkules' sociopath fapping material in the Hottest Picture of the Day thread.
-- You never know which lovely porn performer will make an appearance in the She's Dead Inside Eyes thread.
-- Alex Panzer, aka Mr Horton, is such a stellar Jew he will hunt down deals for items you desire in exchange for material he can use on his DirtyButtholes.com site.
-- We keep close tabs on the biggest messes in porn. Why does Dana Hayes need a cell phone? Has Kacey Jordan ODd lately? Who is running a Fake Cancer Scam next? You find all this out on XPT.
-- Preview the lovelies and the gutter sluts on LoadMyMouth.com, via Brandon Iron's Starfish and Honeypots thread.
-- You can say whatever you want about the people in the industry, except for their real name, and they will probably read it, silently hating you from afar.
-- Post a photo of your favorite whore in the While the Whore Gently WeepeD thread and PulpeD will critique her and she will silently hate him from afar.
-- Porn news and discussion w/o the douchebag narcissist opinions of Mike South or Rob Black mixed in.
-- Read all 17,000 posts by Bornyo & Backdoor Man, and you will be an honorary cousin fucker.
-- XPT is a great place to catalog your screen caps of trolling porn whores and cam whores.
-- Reading Jigaloo's posts in the voice of Dirty Harry or Satan is hilarious.
-- Discuss Entertainment, Food, World Events, Guns and Sports in our luxurious A World Outside Porn section.
-- Our Celebrity Nudes and Perv Shots thread has 400+ posts containing Nip Slips, Upskirts and Ass Shots of hot celebri-bims.
-- We document the little things in porn, like the Ugliest Tattoos, the Itty Bitty Titties, and the Chewy Labia.
You can edit these or use them in any way you need.
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#604196 - 01/07/14 08:27 PM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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ADT is The Cosby Show XPT is Married With Children
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#604199 - 01/07/14 08:40 PM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
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Good one, Blaster.
Gia must be Peg, we need a Kelly and some guest whores.
Edited by Jerkules (01/07/14 08:40 PM)
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#604210 - 01/07/14 10:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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and don't include the following words
Whore
This word is like the Constitution of fucking XPT right here. Without it, there is no FLOP #1, sadly. And besides, they are whores, and many (not most) have come to embrace the true meaning of the word.
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#604214 - 01/07/14 10:31 PM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
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Yeah, but they feel the same way about "whore" that the blacks feel about "niggur", they think it is "their word".
Silly whores. They got vagina from Gawd, all they get from the rest of us are cash and jizz, not words. Besides, if we gave em the rights to words, they would probably hock em to buy Uggs or Crack.
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#604220 - 01/08/14 12:06 AM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Fuck what the whores feel.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#604238 - 01/08/14 06:10 AM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
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Fuck what the whores feel. Only negative emotions, like Pain, Anger, Sadness and Jealousy.
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#604260 - 01/08/14 10:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
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Fucking fanboi. Will you be blogging pics from the upcoming Gay Jew Mafia Summit?
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#604268 - 01/08/14 11:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Get some butthole pics from the hookers. We can play a game of Guess the Starfish. You need a bank of names to guess from though.
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#604271 - 01/08/14 12:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Gotta use a bank of names for people to guess from, otherwise it will be too difficult.
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#604277 - 01/08/14 01:12 PM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Registered: 10/19/06
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after watching that vid you could add "mouthbreather" to your assessment of her.
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#604359 - 01/09/14 07:26 PM
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we know your safe word. come in and play.
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#604393 - 01/10/14 12:02 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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Because you can tell the female mod you want to pee in her hair repeatedly and everyone treats it as business as usual.
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#604398 - 01/10/14 02:41 AM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
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Try reaching out to a larger audience...gawker, hell I don't know at this point...reddit? Read any adult performers AMA on reddit...I doubt you want any more 20 year old neckbeards asking if they can tongue your butthole if they buy you an iTunes card. However. This is a big however. In my years of lurking I've observed that there is no other creature as fragile as fringe male talent. Even better is the unincorporated trailer park fringe talent. The Rick Madrids. Brandon would have several names. Time for the mods to start attracting these people to educate us "civilians" on how we wish we were them.
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#604408 - 01/10/14 03:40 AM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Nope, you got names. Better a has-been than never was, and what we need is a never was telling us poor schmucks how we're merely haters.
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#604411 - 01/10/14 03:45 AM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Yep, but nothing better than watching some guy who sells his girls butthole beating his chest
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#604413 - 01/10/14 03:46 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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By the way, your thoughts on the British making 1914 more inclusive of minorities instead of poor white Canadians and ANZAC's?
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#604417 - 01/10/14 03:52 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
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1914. The Great War. There was a bit of a stink that Canadians and ANZACs were being sidelined to hilight the contribution of non-white Commonwealth nations.
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#604418 - 01/10/14 03:54 AM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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Everyone gets 15 minutes of fame. When lived out in porn, they're usually followed by a lifetime of shame.
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#604421 - 01/10/14 04:02 AM
Re: Why You Should Read XPT
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
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1914. The Great War. There was a bit of a stink that Canadians and ANZACs were being sidelined to hilight the contribution of non-white Commonwealth nations. So many wars. It seems vain to call one Great. My father's great-grandfather fought in the Boer Wars. He lived but had he been killed in action, I would never have had the opportunity to accomplish so little.
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#604445 - 01/10/14 08:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I really like the Porn News Today Reporter one.
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#605418 - 01/27/14 04:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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what we need is a never was telling us poor schmucks how we're merely haters. I thought that was Hungwell's office cubicle?
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