Alright, so I'm new here. I have to say this site is a welcome departure from where I used to post on Adultdvdtalk.com. For one reason, it's because, get this, you CANNOT really cuss or talk dirty. I tried to explain to the moderator that, you know, you do for a living watch people fuck all day, but he was having none of that. Second, I like making fun of porn stars. I do all the time. Does that mean that I maliciously hate them? Of course not. So, fair warning. If you have a creamy white box that Veronique Vega won't go down on (google that at your own risk), I'm going to make fun of you for the Vagisil taco. If you have a funky looking soul pole or if your spunk looks like it tastes like an old man's hairy nutsack, I'm going to make fun of you. Do I envy you male porn stars for getting to have basically the time of your lives with everyone's fantasy girls? Sure. I'm a jealous motherfucker in that regard. Does it mean I really hate you? Of course not, I haven't met you. But, I'm still going to cuss you out.

That said, thanks for making this site entertaining and I just wanted to let you all know that I'm looking forward to having a sore forearm with all of you perverts.

MB

Welcome.

Hello!

Fuck you . stop posting . nagger. faggot etc.




....actually , welcome. just living up to xpt's reputation. hope you enjoy yourself here!

Gia Jordan looks insanely hot in that avatar picture. I'm kinda pissed off at myself for avoiding her when she was doing smut. Gia, baby, I'm sorry! Forgive me! Forgive me! I was only following orders! (Oh, wait, that's the nazi line, my bad).

Anyway, this is a fun place. I see why you all like it here. Let me ask this, what are your 5 favorite porn stars? If you had to pick? Who are the girls you like the most? (Besides Kelly Divine because she's nasty).

Well, that wasn't the worst introductory message I've seen here. You started to lose me when you asked about the 5 favorite porn stars. That's a little ADTish.

We have top fave porn star threads in this section. Just scroll around. I'm not looking for it.

Fixed.

If you're going to post here, be sure to use the right lingo.

True...okay, porn STARS...depending on the connotation, I consider whore to a be a compliment in this business...but that's neither here nor there. Okay, porn STARS...

We encourage the use of the word "Whore" here. It helps to dehumanize them and give them the disposable commodity feel, like cattle or box wine.

I'm not sure whether to say welcome or ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

I'll just leave this here:

http://www.xnxx.com/video5745740/extreme_redhead

which one of you fuckers is this?

I have no idea who this is but I haven't strayed out of the Polls and World News and Nonsense forums over there for a couple of years.

Those are the best ones.