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#587226 - 03/28/13 03:22 PM A hot mess hits a quarter century ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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... Kacey Jordan, probable drug abuser, likely eating disorder sufferer and ex-Charlie Sheen cumbucket has turned 25.

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#587237 - 03/28/13 04:18 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
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That's a very long, hard 25.
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#587238 - 03/28/13 04:20 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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Check out The Unknown Pervert's sig for my take on Miss Jordan's life.
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#587246 - 03/28/13 06:14 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Jerkules]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Check out The Unknown Pervert's sig for my take on Miss Jordan's life.


"her life seems to be nothing but black outs and abortions-Jerkules"
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#587255 - 03/28/13 07:00 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
faceblaster Offline
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I thought "black outs" was what she called her abortions. #one liner larry
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#587295 - 03/29/13 02:08 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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"Probable" drug abuser? Hitler was a probable anti- Semite.
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#587303 - 03/29/13 02:44 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
"Probable" drug abuser? Hitler was a probable anti- Semite.


Hey, I'm in enough trouble with PornLaw and the firm of Cherish & Cali Marie. I don't need fake and/or incompetent lawyers sending me rambling misspelled C&Ds to my email. Especially since it might take me to July to get back to reviewing that box.

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#587309 - 03/29/13 03:10 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
gia jordan Offline
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I really like Kacey Jordan. Sometimes I'm jealous of her foursquare check ins.

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#587313 - 03/29/13 03:31 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: gia jordan]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I really like Kacey Jordan. Sometimes I'm jealous of her foursquare check ins.


Lovable hot mess. But, she comes with all the baggage of a hot mess.

For some reason, I've always had a thing for hot messes.

I've never actually been involved with one. But, I've always been tempted. Much as a moth to a flame. Sadly, I think I'd have the moth's fate if I were to indulge.
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#587315 - 03/29/13 04:17 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Has she ever stated why she doesn't take it up the butt?
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#587317 - 03/29/13 04:37 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
gia jordan Offline
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I'm guessing because she escorts, she wouldn't want to risk condom breakage which is more likely to happen during anal. Also, she doesn't like how anal feels.

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#587321 - 03/29/13 05:25 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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Like she can feel anything w/ all blow and pills in her system.
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#587342 - 03/30/13 12:36 AM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'm guessing because she escorts, she wouldn't want to risk condom breakage which is more likely to happen during anal. Also, she doesn't like how anal feels.


Wrong on all counts as usual whore gia.
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Our Bi Polar Porn Princes has gone nigh 3 months without an attempt self end to her life.


Because she has discovered the dark magic of I'v Drug use....







And this is "probably" just B12 or placebo.


Also, lets keep the Kacey Jordan post in The RIGHT FUCKING THREAD ... Ok FAT MAN?

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#587351 - 03/30/13 05:46 AM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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[quote=NattyMay]Also, lets keep the Kacey Jordan post in The RIGHT FUCKING THREAD ... Ok FAT MAN?[quote]

Nah. ::

I like to segregate my own ordure from the general cesspool.

blinker
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#587381 - 03/30/13 11:18 AM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Bon Vivant Offline
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Registered: 05/21/07
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She's tweeted a number of times lately about getting fucked up the ass -- she's doing it regularly now.
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#587390 - 03/30/13 02:32 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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She prolly working out the kinks before she makes an anal comeback flick.
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#587404 - 03/30/13 05:32 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Fine tuning her turd cutter, as it were.
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#587446 - 03/31/13 11:14 AM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Bon Vivant]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bon Vivant
She's tweeted a number of times lately about getting fucked up the ass -- she's doing it regularly now.


Of course given her lifestyle and decision making ability she could be talking about anything by this.
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#587451 - 03/31/13 11:50 AM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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It is a smart business move for her. She gets to up sell and doesn't have to figure in abortion costs.
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#587614 - 04/01/13 06:10 PM Re: A hot mess hits a quarter century .... [Re: Bon Vivant]
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Originally Posted By: Bon Vivant
She's tweeted a number of times lately about getting fucked up the ass -- she's doing it regularly now.


is there a chance sheen didn't get up in that ass?. how regular is regularly?.
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