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#579474 - 01/07/13 01:30 PM
A Spiegel article discussing Mr. Stewart
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Here it is First you have to understand his attitude toward pornography, and to understand why anyone needs an attitude in this industry at all, it's worth paying Jeff Stewart a visit.
Stewart's company is headquartered in a plain, flat-roofed building in the San Fernando Valley in northern Los Angeles, the Hollywood of the porn industry. Stewart is standing in the corridor wearing a green T-shirt with the words "Relax, it's not your daughter" printed on it.
If it weren't for the scars on his face, Stewart would resemble the actor Christoph Maria Herbst, who stars on the popular German television series Stromberg. Stewart walks into his office, a small, box-like room with a large screen on the wall. A close-up of a black woman, dripping with sweat, her buttocks sticking straight up in the air, appears on the screen. Suddenly a green liquid shoots out of her anus. Stewart glances absentmindedly at the monitor and says: "I really have no idea how that happened."
Stewart had a lot to drink the night before and didn't sleep much. His eyes are glassy, and he seems surprised to hear that SPIEGEL isn't a porn magazine from Germany. Once he has processed his disappointment, he says: "Doesn't matter," and burps.
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#579507 - 01/07/13 06:39 PM
Re: A Spiegel article discussing Mr. Stewart
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Here it is
Stewart had a lot to drink the night before and didn't sleep much. His eyes are glassy, and he seems surprised to hear that SPIEGEL isn't a porn magazine from Germany. Once he has processed his disappointment, he says: "Doesn't matter," and burps.
I could have sworn that Simp himself wrote the paragraph that followed that one. Thanks for the article. It's interesting that they chose Stewart to contrast to the Manwin guy.
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#579541 - 01/07/13 10:05 PM
Re: A Spiegel article discussing Mr. Stewart
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Anyone remember if Pipe Dream posted while Fabian was locked up? Why would anyone besides Fabian hate Mike South?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral 
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#579549 - 01/08/13 07:44 AM
Re: A Spiegel article discussing Mr. Stewart
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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NO! Not Mike South. Something unexploded from WW2 must be leaking under your dwelling. He has a sleek crisp website and is impeccable in his fact finding. Sure he hasn't quite mastered the English language, but you find me someone from Georgia that has.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#579591 - 01/08/13 05:34 PM
Re: A Spiegel article discussing Mr. Stewart
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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That's terrible. I'm sure his mother was a fine, upstanding Southern Belle. And his father a strapping, rugged cousin of hers, with 2 mules, a flock of chickens, running water, a comfort goat and a pet coon named Okra.
His writing is riveting and informative, and his opinions well informed and thought through. Like when he called for Mr Marcus to be black balled, he then changed his tune when Marcus called him to say it was a mis understanding. A day after that, he saw the picture of Mr. Marcus's lesioned cock, and after masturbating to thoughts of licking away said lesions, he switched back to hating the temporarily diseased mope. With convictions like that, HOW COULD YOU HATE THE MAN? You gotta be Fabian or a European underling of his, hellbent on besmirching the man's good name and journalistic integrity. You should be ashamed.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#579595 - 01/08/13 06:14 PM
Re: A Spiegel article discussing Mr. Stewart
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Oh no, I prefer the Methbilly's reporting on pornography to Alkie Gene. South is personable in an corm pone kinda way. His vast knowledge of everything is amazing. Ross is an old lush cutting and pasting 3 day old articles and waxing un poetic about the "good ole days" of full bush and gangsters. South doesn't need to cut and paste or read articles for that matter, because he ALREADY KNOWS EVERYTHING and if there is something he doesn't know, one of the Porn Illuminati will pick up a phone and inform him. I go with his High Powered porn informants over a Grand Wizard, which was just an old jew in sunglasses and a sparkly turban.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#579993 - 01/13/13 10:54 AM
Re: A Spiegel article discussing Mr. Stewart
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/04/12
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That's terrible. I'm sure his mother was a fine, upstanding Southern Belle. And his father a strapping, rugged cousin of hers, with 2 mules, a flock of chickens, running water, a comfort goat and a pet coon named Okra.
His writing is riveting and informative, and his opinions well informed and thought through. Like when he called for Mr Marcus to be black balled, he then changed his tune when Marcus called him to say it was a mis understanding. A day after that, he saw the picture of Mr. Marcus's lesioned cock, and after masturbating to thoughts of licking away said lesions, he switched back to hating the temporarily diseased mope. With convictions like that, HOW COULD YOU HATE THE MAN? You gotta be Fabian or a European underling of his, hellbent on besmirching the man's good name and journalistic integrity. You should be ashamed. I just assumed he was typing with one hand. It kind of explains the incoherence of his posts. He's typing with one hand, and furiously stalking with the other. He just doesn't seem to pay attention to anything he types to make it coherent.
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#579994 - 01/13/13 10:55 AM
Re: A Spiegel article discussing Mr. Stewart
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Porn Jesus
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Who, me or South?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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