Lenny Dykstra was sentenced to 3 years in prison today. I wonder if Monica will be smuggling him smokes hidden up her ass?

Monica's John

Poor Nailz. I think the juice rotted him mind.

They only talked.

I always wondered if Lenny's roid sperm singed Monicunt when he sprayed on her. Kinda like the scene in The Exorcist when the priest threw holy water on Regan.

I believe Coco Loco said that Dykstra contacted her after seeing her perform in a pegging video. Maybe the steroids got his junk all outta wack and he could only get off from prostate stimulation? Not like he'd be the first Met that was a fruit.

You so wish you were relevant.

Hey cunt,


Discussion" implies someone will log in and talk to you. Since you're about 5.7 millionth of a web share, I'm guessing no one wants to talk to you or your rancid snatch.

Buh bye, nignog.

I bet Lenny is gonna get some conjugal visits from Monica...ain't no getting away from crazy.

I bet she sends hate mail to the prison for him.

Monica made a Yahoo blog post about bankrupt athletes. Well, not in name, but in taking that rubber check

Dykstra is # 3 in case it starts at the beginning

Person with his head on backwards = Un-natural = Not something made by God = Something made by Satan = Monica is an agent of Satan.

Who is the dude w/ the elf head? Why is my name in the title? Who is the colored fella in the background? I think I figured out what the slope whore is up to, the rest is over my head though.

And you KNOW that I am funny, bitz. Don't even try denying that shit, or I'll pull my offer to be your anal coach. I gave up on trying to talk you into therapy, but I'll still try talking my way into your lil brown ring.

I think she was just trying to counter the custom thread title that I put up for my post in QOTD. Cocoloco got bored of real deal industry people and all their annoying "lawyers", so she's moved on to forum degenerates like us. Let her run wild. It could be fun.

@mammy. Meds. Get back on them.

Careful, niggerette. Sarcasm like that don't fly with the Southern Evangelicals. There might be a pine tree in your future.

As a Southern Evangelical, I take exception. Live oaks have much stronger, horizontal branches.