It is I, your old pal Smokey. Former fuck friend to many many cash strapped, morally challenged, semi willing young ladies, the former Clyde to Gia Jordan's Beautiful Bonnie, the mocked of all things Eric and Dargamel!!

I know nobody gives a shit. I'm also quite obviously best known now as the forgetter of my XPT password it's been so long since I've been here hence the new name. I have lurked a bit but the porn worlds excitement level has dipped and the still semi--new wife is still (barely) keeping things fresh in the sac. I will admit to have been looking lately for a possible new 'drug
Justifying my search in the 'in case she fucks up' file, understanding the bullshit I'm feeding myself. Anyone got an opinion on From what I understand was more of an Internet chick named Liz Vicious? Might have a line on that and the pics I've seen show. I great body and tight shitlocker. Curious if there's any 'she had herpes' or 'she fucked BI' stories about her I should be aware of. Actually, those examples were basically interchangeable

Anyway, great to be back! Might stay might not, but either way, long live the hate!

If she quotes under $500, I hope to see a review in that thread and contact info in a PM.

I'll have to reacquaint with said thread.

As for thin Lizzy, already have the contact info and was given a quote/offer? Just mulling it over

hell yeah, Smokey...

Heil Patty! Howza goink? Still shitting on the under informed I hope.