Mummy and I were sipping on tea, discussing our lives as top notch producers of pornography when BLIMEY! the topic of this site came up. It's enough to make me want to go on a bender with all these bollock changes. Gives me the collywobbles I tell you.

I must go now.. mummy wants me to go dig up grandmothers burial dress to take photos of our newest model.


i'll be right there mummy....

I think it was the impotent STD-carrier who created the "Holly-Anna" alt. I'm pretty sure it was him.

This is the first time I have ever heard the word "Collywobbles" before...should you be taking some sort of antibiotic for that??

At least you were able to join yesterday, the old forum software wouldn't let you do that so easy

Idiots not being able to register and activate alts doing bad sarcasm riffs on Holly Randall was a GOOD thing.

Welshman on board?