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#452349 - 09/29/09 09:52 PM I like "flexible"
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#452350 - 09/30/09 09:37 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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can she hold a q-tip between her toe's too?

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#452351 - 10/01/09 03:15 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452352 - 10/02/09 06:12 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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That is fucking sweeet....
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#452353 - 10/03/09 09:40 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452354 - 10/03/09 10:13 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452355 - 10/03/09 10:21 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452356 - 10/12/09 08:49 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452357 - 10/12/09 10:33 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452358 - 10/13/09 02:33 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Ha!!!

Checkout the Devry Institute Diploma on the right!

Lazy dolt couldnt make it or cut it at a real school, so he/she fudges it and goes to Devry to land a "technical" job retrieving lost e-mails for computer illiterate secretaries with big tits who only have a job so their boss can tit fuck them during lunch hour (yes, Burg is reliving his past once again)...or maybe he/she is a cable TV repairperson. This allows them to sniff underpants when the occupants of the house are either on the phone not paying attention to them or otherwise distracted, or it allows them to steal checks, credit cards and/or pills from the bathroom medicine cabinet.

But when their lazy asses can't even hold or cut it at the Devry level of employment and shiftlessness, there always is homemade porn to sell on clips-4-sale at 5 bucks a pop(shot) / (down)load!
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#452359 - 10/13/09 07:17 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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This old engine driver likes "meaty, beaty, big, and bouncy".

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#452360 - 10/13/09 11:33 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Yowsah!!!!!!

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#452361 - 10/13/09 06:16 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452362 - 10/20/09 03:05 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452363 - 10/20/09 06:19 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Is that you, Darrah?

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#452364 - 10/21/09 05:45 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452365 - 10/21/09 05:55 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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These are from an older thread.

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#452366 - 10/22/09 12:59 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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DAMN! I'm double jointed and I cant do this shit...crazy!!

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#452367 - 10/22/09 02:15 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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No problem, Cameron, Real men prefer and you are all about that.

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#452368 - 10/23/09 06:22 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Head over heels. Ass to mouth without much traffic.



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#452369 - 10/23/09 08:46 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Head over heels. Ass to mouth without much traffic.







Incredible potential
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#452370 - 10/23/09 07:29 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Anyone else think this is a great design for a chair? Matter of fact, I'd like to fuck a girl sitting on a chair that looks like this.
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#452371 - 10/23/09 07:35 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Wow!!




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#452372 - 10/23/09 10:55 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Wow!!




You've got to be kidding me. First and last are fakes.

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#452373 - 10/24/09 01:55 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Clearly. For all the posturing on here a number of the posters seem pretty gullible.


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#452374 - 10/24/09 07:23 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Quote:

Quote:

Wow!!




You've got to be kidding me. First and last are fakes.






Huh? I'm still staring at the one in the middle's ass.
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#452375 - 10/24/09 07:26 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Quote:

Quote:

Wow!!




You've got to be kidding me. First and last are fakes.





Your a fake too dicknose. What's your point?
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#452376 - 10/24/09 07:30 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Clearly. For all the posturing on here a number of the posters seem pretty gullible.





Claude meet Jeff.Jeff meet Claude. Feel free to blow each other, I think you two will make a great couple.
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#452377 - 10/24/09 02:17 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Wow!!




Wanna... you are not gonna believe this shit!



Fuckin' crazee, huh!?


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#452378 - 10/24/09 03:35 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Quote:

Quote:

Wow!!




Wanna... you are not gonna believe this shit!



Fuckin' crazee, huh!?



That IS fucking crazy. Next time you post a picture of yourself try to remove your head first. Just a morbid curiosity I have of your facial features. Thanks for playing!
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#452379 - 10/26/09 02:32 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452380 - 10/26/09 03:35 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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^ HOLY MOTHER OF GOD !!!!!!
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#452381 - 10/26/09 04:16 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Give him credit for being able to do that-- I don't want to see it-- but give him credit. Now, I suddenly have a migraine and am slightly dizzy... I have to lay down.

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#452382 - 10/26/09 11:05 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Huh? I'm still staring at the one in the middle's ass.





Edited: That is a playboy playmate. I can't recall her name though.


Edited by SuperDuperBored (10/26/09 11:07 PM)

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#452383 - 10/28/09 12:54 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452384 - 10/28/09 01:19 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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^^^ Is that girl texting? She doesn't even seem to notice that she is stretching.

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#452385 - 10/28/09 05:34 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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That is also sweet, but the girl in the first pic gets the nod due to the whole nudity thing...
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#452386 - 11/03/09 01:03 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452387 - 11/03/09 08:58 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Gimme an "X". Gimme an "P". Gimme an "T".

What's that spell!?



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#452388 - 11/03/09 09:10 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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I got to admit that was good ^^^^^^
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#452389 - 11/03/09 09:29 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452390 - 11/04/09 05:41 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Quote:

Gimme an "X". Gimme an "P". Gimme an "T".

What's that spell!?







9.2
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#452391 - 11/04/09 10:06 AM Re: I like "flexible"
Steezo Offline
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I got to admit that was good ^^^^^^




I concur!
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#452392 - 11/04/09 11:35 AM Re: I like "flexible"
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Quote:

Gimme an "P". Gimme an "T".





drank too much last night.
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#452393 - 11/04/09 03:27 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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Posting in a drunken haze is the XPT way!
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#452394 - 11/04/09 04:00 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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"Gimme an "X". Gimme an "P". Gimme an "T".

What's that spell!?"

EggsPeeTea ! That's the new vaccine for Panzerine virus ! Anyone allergic to any of the three ingredients is fucked and I don't mean in the good way !
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#452395 - 11/05/09 08:51 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452396 - 11/05/09 09:09 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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I don't really care about flexible. I want a pair of nice titties to suck on, a a nice booty to fondle, and most important a warm, and wet pussy into which I can slide my dick, not to overlook deep French kisses. Above all, I want a woman who has a positive attitude toward me as a man.

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#452397 - 11/06/09 09:26 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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#452398 - 11/06/09 10:45 PM Re: I like "flexible"
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