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#485375 - 05/07/10 05:17 AM We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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A bunch of whores joined in with Mandy Morbid's boyfriend to pretend there is a "geeky side" to them. And not the usual whorish "i log in to check my thread at ADT every morning im such a geeek lolol xoxo off to the tanning salon" kinda geek either-they scheduled regular weekly D&D sessions.

Whores involved are Mandy Morbid, her pretentiousness the queen of existentialism Sasha Grey and some other whore I've never heard of before called Satine Phoenix. In the future, they they are going to be joined by another bunch of pretentious whores including Stoya, Bobbi Starr and Andy San Dimas as well as our beloved Jia J.

They even started a blog, which is obviously updated by Sasha as it is full of long ramblings that include references to Lovecraft and von Clausewitz. You can check it out at http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/ (warning: expect an extremely difficult sanity check if you actually try to read all that stuff).

I think this parody has a great potential, especially if Sasha Grey finds time to play some more between shooting in Paris and working on her book.
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#485376 - 05/07/10 01:18 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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i like this succubus



more than



its a little too plump to be a plumper.cant wait till marvel vs capcom 3 comes out next year.
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#485377 - 05/07/10 01:57 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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thats a lucky rancor.




finally a porn parody that could be worth watching.




my kind of frankie.
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#485378 - 05/07/10 02:26 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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I'm friends with Mandy and KK and when we go to lunch and they talk about D+D, it seems like they're having a fun time. I figured I'd join them because when I was younger, my bf was the DM (stfu, people, he was hot as balls AND nominated for homecoming king), and his friends would group up twice a week at his house and play D+D. Evidently, this was a long time thing way before we started dating. We dated almost a year and sometimes I'd hang out and try to play. I just remember developing the character took for fucking ever and there was so much to keep track of during the game, so I gave up. I did like the illustrations in the books. They were fun to draw.

I'll be on I Hit it With My Axe on May 19th!!!!
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#485379 - 05/07/10 04:04 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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^I'm guessing that wasn't the bf with the hemi mustang?.
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#485380 - 05/07/10 04:54 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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he was almost homecoming king so it probably was the same guy.
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#485381 - 05/08/10 01:35 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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^I'm guessing that wasn't the bf with the hemi mustang?.




Nope. And I know I messed up on what kind of car it was now that someone told me no Mustang has a hemi in it. One day I'll stop being lazy and correct it. Most of my bfs when I was a teen had muscle cars. That's all I know. The boys who drove their parents BMWs didn't interest me. Ironic, since my own cars in adulthood have been German sedans.
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#485382 - 05/10/10 02:35 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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I'm meeting with Mandy and Zack this week for character development. I'm on the show 5/19/2010. YAY!
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#485383 - 05/10/10 08:29 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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violate her holes with some star wars figs and take pics.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#485384 - 05/10/10 08:18 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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What's being parodied here? I must be missing the pop culture reference. Google didn't show much specific for "We Are Not Geeks".

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#485385 - 05/11/10 01:47 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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^^^You did not miss anything.
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#485386 - 05/11/10 02:37 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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Everything I've read/heard about Mandy Morbid seems to point to her actually being a pretty cool chick, I think you're just being a fag. Opinions seem to very on Sasha Grey most of them being that she's completely full of shit and almost a classic caricature of "I read Kafka". Personally I have no opinion, I just think it's funny when she talks about Merzbow. I think it'd be hilarious if she Ceara Lynch'd some fan boys into buying her the Merzcar
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#485387 - 05/11/10 07:05 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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dont give her any ideas.bono,ac cream, and skronker have their atm cards ready.so does jagnla.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#485388 - 05/11/10 03:08 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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Everything I've read/heard about Mandy Morbid seems to point to her actually being a pretty cool chick, I think you're just being a fag. Opinions seem to very on Sasha Grey most of them being that she's completely full of shit and almost a classic caricature of "I read Kafka". Personally I have no opinion, I just think it's funny when she talks about Merzbow. I think it'd be hilarious if she Ceara Lynch'd some fan boys into buying her the Merzcar




Did you also read how she thinks that money needs to be distributed in "a more creative way" than it is under the free market economy? I would pay to see the look if someone took the money she earned by whoring herself on camera and distributed it creatively among a bunch of businessmen.

Just to be clear here: I kinda like Mandy. She has nice cans etc... It's just important to keep in mind that she's still a whore ergo she's only good for being degraded for our amusement.
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#485389 - 05/11/10 04:26 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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Quote:

dont give her any ideas.bono,ac cream, and skronker have their atm cards ready.so does jagnla.




The first two, I can see, along with several other denizens of Schutzstaffel Staph's fanboi farm. Skronker, not so much.

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#485390 - 05/12/10 01:44 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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Quote:

Quote:

Everything I've read/heard about Mandy Morbid seems to point to her actually being a pretty cool chick, I think you're just being a fag. Opinions seem to very on Sasha Grey most of them being that she's completely full of shit and almost a classic caricature of "I read Kafka". Personally I have no opinion, I just think it's funny when she talks about Merzbow. I think it'd be hilarious if she Ceara Lynch'd some fan boys into buying her the Merzcar




Did you also read how she thinks that money needs to be distributed in "a more creative way" than it is under the free market economy? I would pay to see the look if someone took the money she earned by whoring herself on camera and distributed it creatively among a bunch of businessmen.

Just to be clear here: I kinda like Mandy. She has nice cans etc... It's just important to keep in mind that she's still a whore ergo she's only good for being degraded for our amusement.




You mean people actually have differing opinions on how economics should work????? now I think you're just making shit up.
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#485391 - 05/12/10 04:16 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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Quote:

Quote:

^I'm guessing that wasn't the bf with the hemi mustang?.




Nope. And I know I messed up on what kind of car it was now that someone told me no Mustang has a hemi in it. One day I'll stop being lazy and correct it. Most of my bfs when I was a teen had muscle cars. That's all I know. The boys who drove their parents BMWs didn't interest me. Ironic, since my own cars in adulthood have been German sedans.




Derail:

I recently had a big fight with the maker of an electric car with whom I had placed a deposit (due to a change in the options) and I decided to back out of the deal and, maybe out of a bit of spite and anger, I decided to buy a good old fashioned classic muscle car instead.

Started looking for a decent 1970 Hemi 'Cuda convertible and almost passed out from sticker shock. I really had no idea.

Edit:

DAMN it, tried and failed at attaching a pic of a 1970 stock Plymouth (NOT even a convertible) that sold for half a million bucks. Damn copyright lawyers. I give up.


Edited by E.Y.Davis (05/12/10 06:58 PM)
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#485392 - 05/12/10 05:04 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Everything I've read/heard about Mandy Morbid seems to point to her actually being a pretty cool chick, I think you're just being a fag. Opinions seem to very on Sasha Grey most of them being that she's completely full of shit and almost a classic caricature of "I read Kafka". Personally I have no opinion, I just think it's funny when she talks about Merzbow. I think it'd be hilarious if she Ceara Lynch'd some fan boys into buying her the Merzcar




Did you also read how she thinks that money needs to be distributed in "a more creative way" than it is under the free market economy? I would pay to see the look if someone took the money she earned by whoring herself on camera and distributed it creatively among a bunch of businessmen.

Just to be clear here: I kinda like Mandy. She has nice cans etc... It's just important to keep in mind that she's still a whore ergo she's only good for being degraded for our amusement.




You mean people actually have differing opinions on how economics should work????? now I think you're just making shit up.




You fucken idiots and your social agendas. Either you have money or you don't. Yes?.
Here is the answer. Get better, murder, kill, steal, sell.
In that order. Burg?. If you can't kill, steal, or murder then you cant sell.

Mandy is fucken smokin... She's the only tatted up hooker I'd think about renting.
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#485393 - 05/13/10 01:36 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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This dude I dated for 2 seconds told me the same guy who invented the Tesla invented Post-Its. I was liike nah that's some romy and michelle shit.

Anyway, I developed my character today

Hotness +13
Sluttiness +15
Flexibility +13
Personality +10
Laid backness +3
Fuck skills +18

KIDDING!!!! Watch the show on May 19th to see what's really up.
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#485394 - 05/13/10 11:14 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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the guy who invented the Tesla




"The Tesla" did he mean to say "The Tesla Coil"? or did he mean the unit of measurement just called "the tesla unit"

You mean this guy right?

Posts were invented by accident when some one made a shitty glue formula that didn't stick very well.


Edited by BringHerAMushroomCloud (05/13/10 11:17 PM)
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#485395 - 05/14/10 12:43 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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I assumed she was referring to this Tesla:



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#485396 - 05/14/10 01:15 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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... a car company from which one of the lead designers broke away to form his own company to develop this:



The car I was referring to in my post...
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#485397 - 05/14/10 01:23 AM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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... which caused some consternation when they introduced this option:



and prompted a change in plans.

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#485398 - 05/14/10 05:11 PM Re: We Are Not Geeks XXX Parody
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That is pretty sexy, I like that color too.

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