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#471551 - 01/16/10 11:25 AM Porn Mags Galore
Barry the Pirate Offline
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As a sex/ porn addict I've managed over the years to collect up a huge amount of porn mags. Mostly from the 80's and 90's, but a bunch from the new millenium, too.

Anyhoo, I have little interest in them anymore (I need movement and sound) and would like to see them go to a good home(s). I'm not interested in making an assload of money, but I also don't want to pay a bunch to ship them. The other night I ran a bunch thru the shredder to use as packing in my pipe business, but that was kind of depressing.

I guess I'm wondering if anyone has any ideas on how to dump them. Not neccassarily all in one big huge bunch. I guess I'm at a point of being willing to listen to any suggestions short of just hauling them to the local landfill.

Thanx in advance,
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#471552 - 01/16/10 11:30 AM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Northrop Offline
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Bob, seriously. Just let it go. You don't even need to head to a landfill. Just throw them out with the rest of your trash.

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#471553 - 01/16/10 11:36 AM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Bob, seriously. Just let it go. You don't even need to head to a landfill. Just throw them out with the rest of your trash.




But, but, but, Jim, it's my legacy.

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#471554 - 01/16/10 12:45 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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i recall back in the mid 80's.....there would be farmers markets in pa dutch cnty with spots with sections of old magazines for sale....but them were da days.

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#471555 - 01/16/10 01:02 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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Registered: 12/17/09
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I guess I'm wondering if anyone has any ideas on how to dump them.




Take them to a pawn shop. My brother took a box of porn to one and they gave him 50¢ per mag.

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#471556 - 01/16/10 01:04 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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Dino.. I was raised in Chester County not far from Dutch Wonderland.. Where are you from?
Barry? Do you have any of those Asian Pussy Nurse Mags? You know asian chicks in nylons. Lips spread wide, anal beads?
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#471557 - 01/16/10 01:29 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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Panzer will relieve you of those. Send them COD.
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#471558 - 01/16/10 01:52 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
gia jordan Offline
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Bob, seriously. Just let it go. You don't even need to head to a landfill. Just throw them out with the rest of your trash.




If he's going to discard them if no one wants them, I'd rather he recycle them. Barry, if your neighborhood doesn't have recycling, Whole Foods does.
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#471559 - 01/16/10 02:38 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Barry? Do you have any of those Asian Pussy Nurse Mags? You know asian chicks in nylons. Lips spread wide, anal beads?




Sorry. I have lots of Asian magazines, but no just Asian Nurse ones.

Barry
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#471560 - 01/16/10 02:40 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Quote:

I guess I'm wondering if anyone has any ideas on how to dump them.




Take them to a pawn shop. My brother took a box of porn to one and they gave him 50¢ per mag.




I'll give them a call. 50 cents a pop would be beyonjd my wildest dreams.

Barry
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#471561 - 01/16/10 02:44 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Bob, seriously. Just let it go. You don't even need to head to a landfill. Just throw them out with the rest of your trash.




If he's going to discard them if no one wants them, I'd rather he recycle them. Barry, if your neighborhood doesn't have recycling, Whole Foods does.




We have recycling, but no Whole Foods. I doubt I'll take them to the landfill. If nothing else I'll just run them through the shredder and use them as packing. I just hate to. There's a lot of fapping left in them.

Barry
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#471562 - 01/16/10 02:55 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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Everyone has at least one friend that would love to have their buddies porn collection.

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#471563 - 01/16/10 02:57 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
gia jordan Offline
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If no Whole Foods, call up your local hippie or yuppie grocery and ask if they have recycling bins for paper. They usually do.
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#471564 - 01/16/10 03:23 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Fenris Offline
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Find a used bookstore. You're likely to make a couple of collectors very happy and pick up some store credit for a few blue rays and DVDs...
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#471565 - 01/16/10 03:32 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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When I was working stork at a downtown Toronto porn shop we would pay people between $.25 and (very very rarely) $1.00 per mag. Usually a quarter.

If you have crazy shit like the Vanessa Williams Penthouse issue you can probably name your price.

Don't expect to make a killing selling them but at least you'll know other pervs are getting the chance to see the stuff.

One time when I was much younger my friends and I found a brown paper bag under a tree in a park. Inside was a stack of porn mags and a gun. So there is another option, leave them someplace public but obscured from view, with a weapon. You'll make some kids day.
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#471566 - 01/16/10 03:37 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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Inside was a stack of porn mags and a gun.




What type of porn and what kind of gun?
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#471567 - 01/16/10 03:42 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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I don't know, must have been in around 4th grade.

We were scared shitless. Someone told their parents. The authorities got involved and I never got a good chance to "inspect" the porn but the gun was some kind of tiny revolver. I don't think there were bullets.

Obviously the package was meant for someone else.
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#471568 - 01/16/10 03:47 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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If no Whole Foods, call up your local hippie or yuppie grocery and ask if they have recycling bins for paper. They usually do.




It's Northern Idaho, Gia. Our hippies have swastikas tattoos, like Coke wants but is too afraid of the pain to get. I figure the worst case scenario is shredding them and using them as packming. That's almost recycling.

Barry
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#471569 - 01/16/10 03:49 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
gia jordan Offline
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That DEFINITELY is recycling, Barry.

and for all you other people that have stuff to get rid of, check out freecycle.org
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#471570 - 01/16/10 04:36 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Bluecipher Offline
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...One time when I was much younger my friends and I found a brown paper bag under a tree in a park...

Someone did that in my neighborhood once. By the time I got wind of it and raced to the spot with a book bag, the box full o' porn was gone. Some parent must have found out and trashed the entire load.
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#471571 - 01/16/10 05:15 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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A while back I donated about 1/3 of my porn mags to a house 4 of my friends were renting.
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#471572 - 01/17/10 05:27 AM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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You could always go off into the woods and leave them there like a perverted Johnny Appleseed.

When I was 11 we found a Giant Eagle bag of Hustler's and Oui's off a trail in Frick Park and then when I went on a camping trip in high school we found a moving box filled with 70's swingers magazines in a state park.

http://ask.metafilter.com/22130/Porn-in-the-woods


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#471573 - 01/17/10 06:13 AM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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You could always go off into the woods and leave them there like a perverted Johnny Appleseed.

When I was 11 we found a Giant Eagle bag of Hustler's and Oui's off a trail in Frick Park and then when I went on a camping trip in high school we found a moving box filled with 70's swingers magazines in a state park.

http://ask.metafilter.com/22130/Porn-in-the-woods




When you're 10 or 11 the best thing in the world is some found porn.

Barry
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#471574 - 01/17/10 09:36 AM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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Y'know, so long as it isn't too far out there, I wholeheartedly endorse that. I remember being 12 and stumbling across my dad's collection of playboy. I'm surprised I didn't die of dehydration over the next three days.

Agreed. Found porn is a beautiful thing when you are a kid.
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#471575 - 01/17/10 12:28 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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When you're 10 or 11 the best thing in the world is some found porn.

Barry




You can make a difference in a child's life, Barry. Make it happen.





That DEFINITELY is recycling.


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#471576 - 01/17/10 05:16 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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Depending on the size of the gift, you could turn it into some unique wrapping paper.

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#471577 - 01/17/10 05:33 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
TonyBaloney Offline
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Registered: 12/17/09
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Have you considered donating them to the people of Haiti?

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#471578 - 01/17/10 06:59 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Quote:

When you're 10 or 11 the best thing in the world is some found porn.

Barry




You can make a difference in a child's life, Barry. Make it happen.





That DEFINITELY is recycling.




There are litersally tears in my eyes. My side is killing me. The funniest thing I've seen all week.

You're my hero.

Barry
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#471579 - 01/17/10 08:17 PM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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Registered: 02/28/09
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Some parent must have found out and trashed the entire load.




Fixed:

"Some parent must have found out and rubbed out one hell of a load."




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#471580 - 01/18/10 05:43 AM Re: Porn Mags Galore
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Barfry , all suggestions here are good, just make sure there is no DNA left behind. Of course that may be impossible
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#471581 - 01/18/10 06:55 AM Re: Porn Mags Galore
Anonymous
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Dino.. I was raised in Chester County not far from Dutch Wonderland.. Where are you from?
Barry? Do you have any of those Asian Pussy Nurse Mags? You know asian chicks in nylons. Lips spread wide, anal beads?




I spent a little time over them parts....I dont really think "Dutch Wonderland" specifically....but places like it...YEAH!

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