Why is this guy still trying to make something out of his meaningless stint in porno land?



There's some gems of stupidity on here:
http://www.badassfrank.com/pimpin-aint-easy-the-book/

like:

A quote from book cover girl, Ginger Lee:

“I came to LA for the first time and figured out that Frank wasn’t just a hot guy with great hair, he was actually nice too. My entire time in the industry he looked out for me, protected me, and generally made me feel safe. He also took me to the hospital on more than one occasion and never left my side. Nobody else would have done that."

WTF Lol.

If a dweeb like Big Ass Frank can get a skanky drug-addicted fiveheader like Hailey Young to get his name tattooed on the back of her neck, then yeah, pimpin' is mos' def' easy.

That book should sell as a box-set, along with Rebel Without A Shul and The Complete Writings of Cindi Skankbag Loftus.

OK I gotta step in here to defend because Frank is a friend of mine. He does work in mainstream television now, so he actually does have a "real job". He's been working on the book for some time now, and is trying to drum up publicity for it's release, which any writer with half a brain would do. I read his first chapter, and it's pretty damn good, and very funny. Frank may have only been in the industry for a short time, and he wasn't a big player like many other agents, but what he can bring to the table is an intelligent, humorous, and conflicted ethical view of the adult industry. He writes in an aggressively ego-driven manner, which definitely leaves him open for ridicule, but it's actually meant to be a little tongue-in-cheek. He doesn't actually believe his own hype, which is why his work is funny. Anybody who knows Frank well knows he's a good, solid guy with a brain and a heart. I wish him the best and I really hope his book does well. I know I'll be there to support him!

I actually like the guy too, but IMHO, it has always appeared that he was more interested in "Bad Ass frank" than anything else. while you say he plays up this notion for comedic value, there is an underlying belief to it. That maybe, laughing at himself is a preemptive measure against mockery?

but when you say "He doesn't actually believe his own hype" the only hype he has is of that he generated....

i mean like it's the star factory, not the monstar factory

Well I dont know about you cats....but I joined the pimp book of the month club......


1st off the list was BAF...da story......

next in line are.....<drum roll>

Regan Sentler, Eli Thomas, Charles Taylor, Roy Garcia, Brian Berke and a few real no names that are not either from Florida or Cali....should be a good read!

What kind of adult movies is he in? I've never seen this douchebag.

Tony babe....who is the publisher?

Random House?

ohmygod
im so totally buying that

If i was Bad Ass Frank, id be spending my time fucking that ex-PW assistant of his 'Jenny Von Co-host'= Sasha Knox.

Willie, he also got Faye Runaway to tattoo his name on her ankle.......strange dude......it makes sense that Holly would be friends with him.

Yeah, but IIRC Faye Runaway had such horrific tats to begin with, adding this guy's name is almost an improvement.

Why is he called bad ass frank?

he looks like a doofus.

It must be a sign I am really getting old and just dont care about much anymore, but I am going to leave this one ALONE. When it comes to "Bad Ass" Frank, "On-his-Ass" Da burg is officially mum.....

[Genpadova] "On-his-Ass (and bombed") Da Burg and Critter Lee, 2006[/Genpadova]

The first chapter opens up with Hailey Young asking Frank to her bukkake.

Pardon my ignorance, but how and why do you "invite" someone to a bukkake?

A simple "I'm throwing a party and everybody's cumming" would do.

ANOTHER book about some insider's view working in porn? I've seriously never heard of the guy either.

And quite frankly the lamest photo to ever grace the cover of a book. My production team's book that recently came out (with "Pimp" in the title as well) looks a billion times better.

how about degradation being spelled wrong on the invite....lol

For anyone to write a book about pimping after Iceburg Slim did is a waste of time.

^^ true dat!

BAF Form letter...to the Ladies!
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My name is Frank and I own Bad Ass Models, an adult talent management company and BAF Productions . In just over one year I've become one of the best known managers in the industry, representing established names and newcomers alike. I am always searching for new stars who want to make great money and build a name for themselves. My girls earn GREAT money and I work with all of the top companies including Vivid, Wicked, Hustler, Playboy, Penthouse, Suze Randall and more.
All talent is treated with honesty, professionalism and your limitations are respected. My job is to ensure that you stay happy and work in a safe, comfortable environment for reputable companies. Whether you want to earn great extra money or become a big name star, I can help you achieve your goals.

My top girl made over $17,000 in one month!

My reputation as the best manager in the industry just keeps growing. I've received tons of press coverage from Xbiz, AVN and other adult news sources. I can provide references from both talent and companies so that you know exactly who you're working with before you get started. Unlike other so called agents/managers, I don't make false promises and I won't pressure you into doing anything you don't want to do. What I do is get you the work you want, when you want it. You get the personal attention you deserve from a manager who doesn't sign every girl in town, or represent 30 girls, so You don't get lost in the crowd. Check out my website and compare my talent to the talent of other agents/managers. I represent some of the hottest girls in the industry.

I can help you with developing your own website, learning production and finding other ways to make money within the industry. In addition to owning the agency, I also shoot my own content so I can shoot you for my company as well.
Before you choose who you want to manage your career, make sure you've taken the time to give me a call.

If you're from outside LA, travel and housing can be provided. Check out the website at www.badassmodels.com then call or email if you have any questions. Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks!
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Bad Ass Frank posts: It's been fourteen days since I posted the first excerpt from my upcoming book, 'Pimpin' Ain't Easy - An Insider's Tale of Sex, Love, and Paranoid Schizophrenia in the Adult Industry'.

As promised, I'll be posting a taste of each chapter every other Monday until the book is published, currently scheduled for February 2009. For your reading, wheezing, and masturbatory pleasure, I give you a sample from chapter 2, 'CAA to PSK', posted now exclusively at www.badassfrank.com.

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I came to from my drunken blackout around 3am with a naked girl on top of me slurring the words, “I’m cumming! I’m cumming! I’m cumming!”, and I immediately had an asthma attack which does not, for your information, feel like an orgasm, nor does it ever lead to an orgasm (Unless you’re one of those weird asphyxiation freaks, which I’m not). So after she finished her marathon orgasm, I wheezed, “Need to go to a drugstore.” Because I rarely had asthma, I didn’t carry an inhaler, and I was in desperate need of oxygen. I had one at home, but I was not at my home. The home I was in, however, was hers, and appeared to be shared with enough pets to warrant a call to Animal Precinct. My critter count may have been off, as some of the piles of pet hair were misleadingly large.

“What’s your cat’s name?”

“What cat?”

“That white one on the chair.”

“There’s no cat on that chair.”

This chick clearly doesn’t own a vacuum cleaner, or a lint brush, or any standards when it comes to living conditions. Because of my germ phobia, and allergies to everything from cigarette smoke, to animals, to fat girls, I kept my apartment spotless (fatless?). A place like this almost instantly constricted my bronchial tubes and made me feel like I was being smothered with a pillow (Primatene Mist doesn’t work when a psycho girlfriend is smothering you with a pillow, just fyi). So, in the middle of the night, I made the girl drive all around Pasadena looking for a twenty-four hour drugstore. While she was driving, bits and pieces of the evening came back to me.

I’d been sitting near the stage, making out with the starlet who’d suggested that I do porn, or at least start an agency and represent people who did. The girl who was currently driving me in search of a breathing apparatus had come up and tried to get in on the action. An argument ensued between the two and, trying to remain Switzerlandishly neutral, I stayed silently slumped over in a state of drunken semi-consciousness. The argument continued from inside the venue all the way to the parking lot where they young ladies came close to having a fist fight over who was going to be fucking me (As opposed to a fuck fight over who was going to be fisting me, thank god). I have a vague recollection of being propped up against something whilst this heated debate took place. I recall exactly nothing after that until I “woke up” in the eight by twelve allergen chamber that this chick called a bedroom.

We eventually found a drugstore, got me breathing again, and headed back to her house where I promptly passed out. A few hours later I woke up in desperate need of a shower, a toothbrush, and to be anywhere but this home for dirty stray animals.

After I got home and slept for a good ten hours, I started thinking about what the porn chick had been saying. An adult agency wasn’t something I’d ever considered before, although I was loosely aware that they existed. I’d had a mainstream agent for acting so I understood how the business worked, or so I thought. In an effort to get a grasp on what being a porn agent was all about, I called up another sex star I’d met to fill me in on the details. She explained to me that she had an agent who helped her find work, and took a percentage of her pay as a commission. So far this sounded just like my mainstream agency (Only these girls actually got work and made money). Then she said that her agent also got a kickback of one hundred dollars from the company that booked her, commonly called an “agency fee”. This sounded shady to me, but apparently all the agents did it.

“So, your agent books you a scene, invoices the company a hundred bucks, then gets a percentage from you as well?” I ask.

“Yep, but even if I book the scene myself, the agent wants their percentage and an agency fee,” she tells me.

Now I’m confused. The agent, whether or not they have anything to do with the booking, wants a cut of her take and a spiff from the company that shoots her? Do no work and double dip the money? Is this what she’s telling me? Yes, it turns out that is exactly what she’s telling me. And, to make matters worse (You’re in porn, can it get worse?), her agent doesn’t even try to get her work. She suddenly gets curious and asks me why I want all of this information.

“I met a girl last night who suggested I start an agency. Not really sure it’s for me but…”

“I want you to be my agent,” she exclaims.

And just like that, I’m porn agent.

Anyone using a self-applied moniker should be killed.

He writes well, regardless of what else i may think or feel or know....

So what kind of porn did this dude do? Does anyone know?

/\/\ He was an agent.

The publicity he is trying to rile up for his book totally smells of desperation. From the crappy Photoshop cover to the grammar error in the second sentence of 1st chapter excerpt; its all bad!

If he was on the verge of a comedy writing career, why did he get into porn? Doesn't he have the smarts to know that writing for a TV show pays way more than being a sub-par agent? Also, if he was so good at comedy writing, shouldn't his book at least have some funny parts? From the excerpts he posted, I never even once found myself close to chucking. His writing comes off as a freshman frat boy in an intro communications class.

I think his real story goes something like this: His friend, knew a friend who was writing for a TV show and at a party they said that Frank should totally be like a writer or something. So in Frank's mind he was on the verge of being a professional comedy writer. But, he liked fucking girls so getting into porn was his best bet. No company would hire him so he started his own agency, which went belly up after two years. Now he is a page or something at like the CW, and is completely broke so he's betting that this book will get him a deal and put him on his feet again.

How can anyone who refers to themselves as 'bad ass' be expected to be taken seriously? Unless there's some wicked but elusive irony at work.

Does he write/speak in 3rd person? Kinda like Dole-esque?

BAF from BAM....with Flakey Young and another whore. Pictures are important...you know....name to a face...Now you too can recognize him at the washed up has been pimp convention.

Oh yeah, I remember her, the little blond "Kirsten Dunce/Dumpster" look-a-like who made a handful of porn movies before bailing out rather suddenly, much like Sasha Knox-Knox_"who's there?"_"Absolutely No one!" .....

i TOTALLY FORGET HER NAME, BUT SHE WAS WITH gIRLS gONE wILD before "progressing" to porn....I saw ONE scene of hers, it was a Dp scene where the two creeps splooged in a glass. She looked about as enthused as a root canal patient.

The episode with Holly is online < here >

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Willie, he also got Faye Runaway to tattoo his name on her ankle.......strange dude......it makes sense that Holly would be friends with him.

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Sasha Knox on my door...

he looks like a MMA douchebag

OMG, he's hotness, which means that he's neither funny or smart. So, he's tOtally, like, my type. He kinda reminds me of a douchier version of Ryan Seacrest.



That said, oohh my gawd! Holly is sooo awesome! and I'm officially a fangirl.

i saw a clip..(well just 2 minutes i cant hold that shit more than that )... and i prefer wankus