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#450196 - 09/17/09 09:25 AM What would it take for Gia to marry me
delanoojos Offline
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I'm thinking that Gia may be the perfect woman. Pretty, talented, smart and a great witt.

As I enter the autum of my life, I have come to the decision that I dont want to be alone any more. Therefor I have a few options, but the best one being married to Gia.

She would never have to work a day in her life

She could have the best equipment out there, her own mobile photo unit. Monkey boy can be her driver if she wants.

She could have her very own production company, Hell I'll buy her JM productions if she wants.

I would take her to visit Eric in Fort Wayne on the weekends.

I would in fact just buy her this site if she wanted it.

She could have the pick of any woman on any of the escort boards.

She could have Hailey as her maid of honor.

These are just a few random thoughts of what life married to Gia would be like.Hell I woudl even move full time to California. She would like my place in Calabasas though.

I must admit that I cannot watch any of her movies, I get so jealous.

I would even buy her Paper Chase to follow her around and wipe her ass when ever needed.

I would hire Brandon to film our wedding night

I would buy her as many negros as she wanted for around the house.

I would get her that new Harley that she has been wanting.

However, if Hailey Young takes my offer first , I would have to go with her but I promise that Gia could be there on our wedding night.

The sad thing is that Gia kind of knows who I really am and she knows that it could happen!

I am not stoned, but I am old enough

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#450197 - 09/17/09 01:33 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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#450198 - 09/17/09 01:44 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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I talk to Gia quite frequently. She tells me that nothing turns her on more than when a guy digs her so much, that he is willing to put a twelve-gauge in his mouth and pull the trigger. Go get her tiger
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#450200 - 09/17/09 02:54 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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Sounds more like Polish roulette.
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#450201 - 09/17/09 02:59 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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#450202 - 09/17/09 03:15 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
Love 80's Porn Offline
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wtf
this place seems to be filled with wussbags
One ord from Holly, the wussies come running to worhip
One post from the dying-to-be-white Gia, and the wussbags are salivating

get a grip you fuckers. What, never spoken to women in real life?

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#450203 - 09/17/09 04:56 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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What is this the porn board dating game ? Who's the host ? Chuck Woosie ? Too many marriage proposals around here. I'm starting to smell lilies of the valley everytime I log on.
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#450204 - 09/17/09 05:29 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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$$$$$$$$$$$



love, pretty
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#450205 - 09/17/09 06:08 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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Never played russian or polish Roulette.

But if I was a betting man I would...CLICKY

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#450206 - 09/17/09 06:42 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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I talk to Gia quite frequently. She tells me that nothing turns her on more than when a guy digs her so much, that he is willing to put a twelve-gauge in his mouth and pull the trigger. Go get her tiger




Isn't Gia from Seattle, maybe Kurt did it for her
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#450207 - 09/17/09 06:52 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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G's sugar daddy and shrink !!!
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#450208 - 09/17/09 06:53 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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What is this the porn board dating game ? Who's the host ? Chuck Woosie ? Too many marriage proposals around here. I'm starting to smell lilies of the valley everytime I log on.




Speaking of, What up with you and Dirt, PrettY? I need to know!
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#450209 - 09/17/09 08:32 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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#450210 - 09/17/09 08:34 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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Does Gia even shoot mediums?
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#450211 - 09/17/09 09:12 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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If I ever kill anyone, the first thing im going to do is drive to a deep, long river, strip the body and tie this thread around their legs, because this thread deserves to sink to the bottom of a body of deep water.


secondly, if I have my way and Gia ever hooks up with someone from xpt it has to be daddy's little angel Eric who, I spent a brief time trying to make this happen, highlighting all of eric's good qualities to Gia, I don't wish to talk about the results of those conversations though.
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#450212 - 09/17/09 09:18 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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I have good qualities? Cool.
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#450213 - 09/17/09 09:33 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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I have good qualities? Cool.





Ohh goodness me Eric yes. You would be quite a catch if you could control your emotions and just slow the speed at which your brain operates. I think you guys (gia) would make a great couple.
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#450214 - 09/17/09 09:34 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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You're a sick, sick primate, Charlie Brown.

In other words, I'll pass.
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#450215 - 09/17/09 09:41 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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I have good qualities? Cool.




devotion. patience. don't let anyone talk you out of hope. one day she'll come back and confess to what a fool she'd been all those years.



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#450216 - 09/17/09 09:41 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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You're a sick, sick primate, Charlie Brown.

In other words, I'll pass.





What do you mean you will pass? You wouldnt date Gia? Shes an attractive woman, whos head is firmly on her shoulders, a far safer (and more mature) version of bree bree, you aint no brad pitt eric, youd be lucky to land you a gia.
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#450217 - 09/17/09 09:52 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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Are you that fucking stupid dude? Or just pure ignorant? Obviously, I fail to see the big joke behind your constant girly tee-heeing...?

I don't "wanna land" anyone. I enjoy the company of others, chicks included, but the long haul I don't a fuck about. Make your judgements about me, whatever, but if you're trying to paint me as some kind of miscreant & potential murderer, you're wasting your time.

Suggestion? Get a life dude. Run along now, mommy's calling. Grilled cheese for lunch.
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#450218 - 09/17/09 09:56 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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Who's the monkey here?

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#450219 - 09/18/09 01:42 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
Paully Offline
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Registered: 01/23/06
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gia=smelly monkey, it's pretty obvious she has a crush

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#450220 - 09/18/09 02:18 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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Your appliances have to be Meile.



Edited by superloads (09/18/09 02:21 AM)
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#450221 - 09/18/09 04:54 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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*post deleted* Odd I've never done that before


Edited by Bishop (09/18/09 04:56 AM)
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#450222 - 09/18/09 07:54 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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$$$$$$$$$$$



love, pretty





Pretty,
I thought about the $$$$$ thing, but quickly threw that thought out. She could have had that a long time ago. Lots of ruch Daddys running around SoCal.

Ed Powers could have been her Daddy a long time ago.

And we all know how rich he is.
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#450223 - 09/18/09 09:21 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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am I allowed to post a picture of you delanoojos?

Gia, shall I?

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#450224 - 09/18/09 09:27 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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http://www.facebook.com/people/Brad-Potter/1151268973

i'm glad the only photo of me on the internet is this:

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#450225 - 09/18/09 09:38 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
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i'm glad the only photo of me on the internet is this:





That is not a flattering photo of met at all. I have had a hair replacement since that photo and that is my cheap every day 2004 Bently, My new one is black.

I have also replaced the jacket with leather..BTW, that is GIA in the back seat taking the photo.
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#450226 - 09/18/09 09:41 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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is Kimberly your wife or sister?
i'm a little curious because of the ring on your finger...
i <3 gallows humor

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#450227 - 09/18/09 10:15 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
ok then
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

and a house with a big red bow around it



just to clarify lol
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#450228 - 09/18/09 10:29 AM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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I have also replaced the jacket with leather..BTW, that is GIA in the back seat taking the photo.




Does Gia own a weapon?


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#450229 - 09/18/09 01:23 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Are you that fucking stupid dude? Or just pure ignorant? Obviously, I fail to see the big joke behind your constant girly tee-heeing...?

I don't "wanna land" anyone. I enjoy the company of others, chicks included, but the long haul I don't a fuck about. Make your judgements about me, whatever, but if you're trying to paint me as some kind of miscreant & potential murderer, you're wasting your time.

Suggestion? Get a life dude. Run along now, mommy's calling. Grilled cheese for lunch.





Eric this is why I love you, such an angry keyboard rambo, but ive hung with you before and in person youre afraid to make eye contact, you couldnt be any more of a pussy cat if you tried, you are soft enough for me to wipe my ass with and ive seen you throw a baseball, one of the funniest/disturbing things ive ever seen.


Quote:

gia=smelly monkey, it's pretty obvious she has a crush





Your mother is smelly monkey you faggot bitch.

Quote:

*post deleted* Odd I've never done that before




pay taxes? contribute to society? Have sex with a white woman that doesnt look like meatloaf?

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#450230 - 09/18/09 02:24 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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pay taxes? contribute to society? Have sex with a white woman that doesnt look like meatloaf?



Okay. Who pissed in your Cherrios?
Just so you know, one out of three is pretty good by baseball standards
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#450231 - 09/20/09 03:43 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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What a totally fucked up thread this is....it is all over the place, ending with monkey taking a POTshot at Bishop. WTF?

Anyone find it interesting Gia hasnt posted anything in this thread, despite a gold mine of potential lead ins for one of her trademark witty killer replies.

I dont know Delanojoos, nor did I realize he is so wealthy....in fact if he is willing to pay for hair replacement (the good HIGH quality tpye) and owns several [The Jeffersons] Mr. Bentley[/The Jeffersons] mobiles he must be far wealthier than Da Burglar... But I can tell him and all of you that, while I do NOT pretend to be an expert on Gian Jergens, I can tell you the idea and basis of this thread MISSES the mark completely, the idea of Giving/Spending/buying something or some amount to get Gia to marry a guy.

Wont happen....Gia wont Marry a man simply and ONLY because of what the guy has or what he will give her. Fact is, she can / could have all that glitters WITHOUT marrying someone she probably cant stand, or would come to hate....

Men of ALL ways and means and Income and wealth levels have a saying/cliche: Why buy the cow when the Milk is Free? While everyone else may think this saying to be wise and true and applicable, only a precious FEW of us (people like Moi and Gia) see the total inadequacy of such a saying. And that's because, while all the other kiddies are drinking their milk, I am BUYING the cow and cutting it up to make Steak Tartar (one of Gia's favs) as well as some other fine cuts for future fine dining....ON STEAK. The Milk may be Free....Steak is NOT. Are you a person happy with a glass of Milk once in a while, or do you want a life full of STEAK?

i've often said WHY I PREFER the company of whores versus a ball and chain (wife.) Even a Girlfriend, steady or not, costs more than a having several whores on speed dial who you see once or twice a month to prevent DSB (D angerous S perm B uildup). And if (big if) I ever have a STEADY girlfriend again in my life, it will most likely be a whore (of some type, whether it be a stripper or even a 'scort or porn chick)....a more likely scenario would be a PAID mistress/kept woman (but not too "kept".)

Bottomline: Most whores neither think or treat of themselves as much at all and, hence, market themselves accordingly as "Milk"....Gia was and IS Steak; Prime US-fuckin-A choice hormone-free BEEF, and she markets herself as such.


*** Ladies and Gentlepervs, this thread Hijack has been brought to you today by a grant from Burglar Foundation and is a production of the Children's Television Workshop ***
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#450232 - 09/20/09 05:11 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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What a totally fucked up thread this is....it is all over the place, ending with monkey taking a POTshot at Bishop. WTF?



E tu Brutus? E tu?
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#450233 - 09/20/09 05:13 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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Pull the knife out and quit whining Bish !
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#450234 - 09/20/09 11:33 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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Quote:

Quote:

What a totally fucked up thread this is....it is all over the place, ending with monkey taking a POTshot at Bishop. WTF?



E tu Brutus? E tu?






Pffft The theme clearly was Milk and steak Milk and steak

Milk vs Steak

"Got Milk" vs "Beef, its whats for dinner"

No Salad in my posts bro

I have a dysfunctional caps lock, Im known for it. ask gia I randomly capitalize throughout my essays. Its like I am talking in my posts.

Seriously, why did Monks poop in your bathtub out of the blue? What did you do to Pops? Hide his viagra? Eat his last Nilla Wafer and not buy him another box?

It sucks when parents get old.
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#450235 - 09/21/09 12:23 PM Re: What would it take for Gia to marry me
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Seriously, why did Monks poop in your bathtub out of the blue? What did you do to Pops? Hide his viagra? Eat his last Nilla Wafer and not buy him another box?



Ever known anyone to take out their frustrations about inner turmoil on those closest to them, simply due to proximity? Well it is either that or he found out about that dent in the Buick
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