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#406569 - 03/12/09 12:16 PM
Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned down
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
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For $50 by two Mexican delivery men on Howard Stern.
Per AdultFyi (http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=33467):
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Howard then said that he would give Raul the money or he would let him rub her titties, rub her ass and spank her. Raul was all about the money. He said that it wasn't enough money for all of that. Howard said that the girls had failed and they weren't going to get any plugs because of that.
Howard asked Tory what went wrong. They weren't sure. Howard ended up giving Raul a $100 tip instead of just the 50 bucks. Howard said that the game was being sponsored by Howard TV and gave them some plugs.
Howard asked Louis if he had translated correctly. Louis said of course he did. Howard said they have to up the ante there and figure out how to get the guys to go for the girls.Howard asked the girls what they would be willing to do together. Tory was ready to lick Kagney's pussy in front of the guy. Howard said that maybe they should just make out in front of him instead.
Howard had the guys bring in Hector next. Hector came in and Howard told him what they were doing there. He asked Hector where he was from and when he last had sex. Hector was from Mexico and he last had sex 6 months ago. Howard told the girls to strip down so Hector could see what they looked like.
They did that and then Howard told Hector that he'd be able to touch titties, smack an ass and hug one of them. Howard asked him what he wanted, the money or the girls. Hector was watching the girls and trying to make up his mind. Then he picked the money.
Howard told Hector that he could climb on top of the girls and rub them. Louis told him what Howard was saying and Hector was still going to take the money. No one could believe what was happening.
Completely unrelated, does the person who runs MarksFriggin have no life? Why would anyone sit and transcribe a 3 hour show every weekday for years. I get the odd feeling that this guy prolly resembles the Comic book store owner from the Simpsons.
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#406574 - 03/12/09 08:30 PM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned do
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Kagney Karter is a decent whore. It would be fun to see her getting banged while someone keeps asking her about her father, who's in prison for armed robbery. Where's Khan Tusion when you need him?
I'll second that!! Get Khan in there, within five minutes he'll have his sneaker on her neck.
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#406575 - 03/12/09 08:38 PM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned do
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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^ Is it me, or does she bear slight resemblance to Tiana Lynn?
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#406576 - 03/12/09 08:50 PM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned do
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Yeah it does, same sultry eyes. Tiana was natural though, this good looking one has had some front end work.
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#406578 - 03/12/09 09:08 PM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned do
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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She's got a little "mama chunk", I presume from a kid at home that will get to endure "mommy was a whore" jokes 15 years from now? But she's still hot. 
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#406580 - 03/12/09 10:55 PM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned do
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I could only listen to half of it, tory lane's appeal comes from the fact shes as nasty as a one legged sea man with a serious drinking problem and a violent temper, not because shes "pretty" or "sexy". So she was wrong for the game to begin with. On a side note that other girl has maybe the least sexy porn name in the history or porn.
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#406583 - 03/13/09 10:37 PM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned do
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/23/07
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Tory Lane just simply scares me but even though I would LOVE to feel up Kagney's tremendous ass I would still take the money. Sex with Kagney would probably be a different story though.
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#406584 - 03/14/09 09:03 AM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned down
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#406585 - 03/15/09 12:43 PM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned down
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/09
Posts: 70
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I luv Tory as much as anybody but I saw this on Howard On Demand and she is not looking good at all. Her haircut was just horrible and her face has aged a lot. She didnt act like she does in videos either. She seemed almost conversative if one would think that. The porn business seems to age people unmercifly.
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#406586 - 03/15/09 10:09 PM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned down
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Just goes to show, even more so, how fucked our economy is when gays are fucking hot girls for money...  
fiXXXed! 
The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#406587 - 03/25/09 10:14 AM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned down
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/09
Posts: 70
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I saw Torys interview on Howard Stern. She dates some porno dude named Chris Johnson. Shes pretty fuckin crazy the way she acts. She also said she'd get with anybody for $2,000.00 a hour!
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#406588 - 03/25/09 12:58 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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damn, I thought someone finally busted out a porn variation of the Cagney N. Lacey moniker.
I hesitated at displaying this 30 yr old pic again but I need to get this off my chest. There was a time (gasp) when I actually thought Tyne Daly was strokeable. She looks decent here, married some notable black dude, but all that's in the dumper now. She is truly horrid looking these days, just bloated and disgusting to say the least.
Sharon Gless isn't much better. What the hell was I thinking?
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#406590 - 03/26/09 02:33 PM
Re: Tory Lane and Kagney Linn Carter get turned do
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Indeed, but when in combo with a porn whore, bitch^2 is very possible.
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