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#381772 - 12/18/08 10:07 AM Are you guys surprised or no?
christianxxx Offline
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Yesterday I did a BGG with a 60 year old and a 54 year old. Are you surprised? Discuss

http://cwians.typepad.com/christian_sings_the_blues/2008/12/naughty-america-mrs-jewell-and-erica-lauren.html

[img]http://cwians.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fa3ec7c88330105367e4bd1970b-800wi[/img]

[img]http://cwians.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fa3ec7c883301053685eeda970c-800wi[/img]

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#381773 - 12/18/08 11:12 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
tattypatty Offline
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Not in the least. You'd fuck anything with a pulse.
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#381774 - 12/18/08 11:38 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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now if that aint signs of a great depression or of an apocalypse...i dont know what is.

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#381775 - 12/18/08 11:48 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
MicahKays Offline
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Registered: 08/03/08
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why do you still plug your shitty blog?

and you can't surprise us anymore after taking cocks in your ass.

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#381776 - 12/18/08 12:11 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Dean Wormer Offline
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You should have requested Dana Hayes. After her failed lawsuit she is now homeless and penniless. She could have used the coin. Also don't expect much positive feedback on the Naughty America message board. It's very likely to be as nasty as the input for Dana's last scene was.
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#381777 - 12/18/08 01:40 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Bluecipher Offline
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Banging Dana Hayes to help her out of her financial rut would by the Christian thing to do. I'd do it, but I'd have to pay.
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#381778 - 12/18/08 03:00 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
backdoorman Offline
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Hell why not ? I'm so horny I'd fuck the crack of dawn !
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#381779 - 12/18/08 03:35 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
GUAPO Offline
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the only thing im suprised about is how one one hand you seem to got half a brain then on the other half cant post a fucking picture.

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#381780 - 12/18/08 03:58 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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the only thing im suprised about is how one one hand you seem to got half a brain then on the other half cant post a fucking picture.




I just read his blog. Trust me; you don't want to see any pictures.
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#381781 - 12/18/08 04:01 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Shrinky Dinks Offline
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Registered: 11/24/08
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Did he suddenly forget how to post pictures too?

Quote:

I just know that this scene is going to make Naughty America a lot of money. Laura is going to be laughing all the way to the bank.








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#381782 - 12/18/08 04:01 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Somar Offline
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Registered: 09/08/07
Posts: 39
Quote:

why do you still plug your shitty blog?

and you can't surprise us anymore after taking cocks in your ass.




that about sums it up.
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#381783 - 12/18/08 04:25 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
the unknown pervert Offline
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Not as surprised as I am that you actually expect me to click on those links.
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#381784 - 12/18/08 04:43 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Sacred Navajo Herbs Offline
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Registered: 11/01/08
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The pics aren't showing up, because they're too large. And they are absolutely horrifying.

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#381785 - 12/18/08 04:57 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Was there any anal involved? I wouldnt mind seeing the 54-year old granny get analed.

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#381786 - 12/18/08 05:00 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
This isn't surprising so much as nauseating.

And if you haven't viewed the pictures, don't.
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#381787 - 12/18/08 05:00 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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Registered: 03/14/06
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Quote:

now if that aint signs of a great depression or of an apocalypse...i dont know what is.




Christian had no great war, and no great depression. His great war is a spiritual war; his great depression is his life.

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#381788 - 12/18/08 05:29 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
ChipE Offline
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Registered: 03/25/08
Posts: 179
Loc: Coast of Cali
Quote:

Yesterday I did a BGG with a 60 year old and a 54 year old. Are you surprised? Discuss

http://cwians.typepad.com/christian_sings_the_blues/2008/12/naughty-america-mrs-jewell-and-erica-lauren.html

[img]http://cwians.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fa3ec7c88330105367e4bd1970b-800wi[/img]

[img]http://cwians.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fa3ec7c883301053685eeda970c-800wi[/img]

[img]http://cwians.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fa3ec7c883301053685ed30970c-800wi[/img]




Not at all. But let us know when you get around to the bearded lady, JoJo the dog boy, Siamese twins, the camel girl, the 4-legged girl, or lobster boy.
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#381789 - 12/18/08 05:49 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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the only thing im suprised about is how one one hand you seem to got half a brain then on the other half cant post a fucking picture.


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#381791 - 12/18/08 06:57 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
would you fuck farm animals? just curious
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#381792 - 12/18/08 07:00 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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also, would you fuck a 100 year old like Ron Jeremy did several years ago?
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#381793 - 12/18/08 07:14 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Shrinky Dinks Offline
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Registered: 11/24/08
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Quote:

also, would you fuck a 100 year old like Ron Jeremy did several years ago?




God damn! Are you serious??


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#381794 - 12/18/08 07:55 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
I know there will be a lot of smart ass answers to this question but I have to ask.

What is the appeal of Granny Porn?

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#381795 - 12/18/08 08:07 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
charin Offline
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Pics from c3x's site:
54 y/o


60 y/o

, if I wasn't sober.

51 y/o
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#381796 - 12/18/08 08:24 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Bluecipher Offline
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I'd hit that. Close my eyes and think of England.
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#381797 - 12/18/08 08:39 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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yes, Ron Jeremy fucked an old bag who was over 100 years old. it was called "century sex" or something like that. it was extremely disturbing. in a weird way it's a tribute to the hedgehog's professionalism and ability. forget about getting hard, who could avoid vomiting?
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#381798 - 12/19/08 12:03 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
superloads Offline
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Not surprised in the least. They're too old to have a "no" list.
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#381799 - 12/19/08 12:17 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

You should have requested Dana Hayes. After her failed lawsuit she is now homeless and penniless. She could have used the coin. Also don't expect much positive feedback on the Naughty America message board. It's very likely to be as nasty as the input for Dana's last scene was.




I actually worked with Dana Hayes last year. I liked her, she was a bit nutty and hard to fuck properly, but hot for her age.
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#381800 - 12/19/08 12:22 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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Registered: 09/18/08
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I'll be the lone dissenting voice, I guess. I enjoy ChristianXXX's blog, especially the photos of food from mid-priced restaurants, and his childish glee at the thought of ESPN.com columnist Bill Simmons rubbing one out to Christian's scenes. That's kind of weird, but who are we to judge another dude's bent sexuality? Not me, I like coked-up strippers.

This scene looks good. Especially the slightly-younger woman with the nice body -- I'd coke her up and throat-fuck her but good.

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#381801 - 12/19/08 06:06 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Vizzle Offline
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yes, Ron Jeremy fucked an old bag who was over 100 years old. it was called "century sex" or something like that. it was extremely disturbing. in a weird way it's a tribute to the hedgehog's professionalism and ability. forget about getting hard, who could avoid vomiting?




I found Century Sex, but I don't see any mention of Ron...Dick Nasty is tappin' that though.



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#381802 - 12/19/08 09:43 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
XPT RIP Offline
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Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
fucking old ladies is hot. i'm jealous.

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#381803 - 12/19/08 09:55 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Might as well stick your dick in a box of old newspapers for all the lubrication you'll get out of that.
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#381804 - 12/19/08 10:38 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Vizzle Offline
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I'll bet a dust cloud appears every time she gapes.
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#381805 - 12/19/08 10:46 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Anonymous
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Viz, she needs the Jaws of Life in order to gape.

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#381806 - 12/19/08 10:55 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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then ron fucked the same old bag in a different title. it's out there somewhere.

she probably died like a month later. save for retirement ladies or you too might have to fuck on film when you're in your golden years. how do you explain that shit to your great-grandchildren.
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#381807 - 12/19/08 10:58 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
tattypatty Offline
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That would be and awesome series name: Ron Jeremy Fucked the Same Old Bag in a Different Title : Vol.1.
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#381808 - 12/19/08 11:56 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Bluecipher Offline
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Did Ron feed her prune juice cocktails before the anal scene? heh.
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#381809 - 12/19/08 05:41 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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This make me sick.Look at her

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#381810 - 12/19/08 06:25 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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I'd love to do a porn version of "Punked" or "Candid Camera" where you have different talent show up and tell them they're doing scenes with the 100 year old.
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#381811 - 12/19/08 08:34 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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I actually saw a clip of the 100 year old fuck on Al Goldstein's show that was once on the Exstacy [sp?] channel on c-band several years ago. It looked to me to be an old woman possibly senile as hell being taken advantage of . The image still disturbs me today. I never did see who was fucking her though. If it was Ron Jeremy my estimation of him has hit an all time low.
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#381812 - 12/19/08 08:59 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Quote:

If it was Ron Jeremy my estimation of him has hit an all time low.





Yeah, Ron called, he said he's not losing any sleep over that.
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#381813 - 12/20/08 06:33 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
^The question isn't whether he's losing sleep, it's whether he's losing weight.
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#381814 - 12/20/08 08:33 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Fiend Offline
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The only thing that surprises me with Christian involved is that when those old broads took off their pants they weren't tucking back a set of cocks and balls.
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#381815 - 12/20/08 08:53 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

The only thing that surprises me with Christian involved is that when those old broads took off their pants they weren't tucking back a set of cocks and balls.



The thought of Granny Trannies made me !

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#381816 - 12/20/08 09:15 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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They really need to make a "Help! I've Fallen and I Can't Get it Up."
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#381817 - 12/20/08 09:19 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

They really need to make a "Help! I've Fallen and I Can't Get it Up."




Another year or two and you could be the star.
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#381818 - 12/20/08 09:27 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
gia jordan Offline
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And I could have you dressed as a boy scout and walk me across the street to my gangbang.
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#381819 - 12/20/08 09:33 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
Fiend Offline
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Posts: 3509
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I'll do it if you are using a walker and promise me a gum job after we get across the street,


Edited by Fiend (12/20/08 09:34 PM)
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#381820 - 12/21/08 09:12 AM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
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Posts: 663
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#381821 - 12/21/08 12:58 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
CXXX, why is she wearing gloves?

girl: you're on my no-list.
cxxx: my test is clean and obvs so was the test of the girls I worked with.
girl: ok, but only if I can wear these gloves.
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#381822 - 12/21/08 01:25 PM Re: Are you guys surprised or no?
christianxxx Offline
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she has long nails and the gloves help in anal play. that scene was for Ass Eaters Unanimous.....fun scene and Nina Hartley still looks awesome for 50.
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