Yep, it's true. That bumbling clown jester of porn, Porno Dan, has managed to hack his way into another company using his superior backstabbing techniques. Francis Koenig, CEO of Adultvest, has done it again. He has dropped his head of production in favor of Porno Dan. Not only has he given him the keys to the city, he's let him get in good with the Mayor and is now in control of all of the money for iPorn productions for the foreseeable future. It wasn't enough that Koenig has become the most hated man in porn, but he had to add Dan in order to add to his renegade antics on set, which included real assault rifles, guns, and floods of alcohol on his production sets. Apparently, Koenigs former production head wasn't renegade enough for his taste and added Dan to "spice" things up a bit. Currently, with Dan at the helm, he has convinced the Mayor that DVD is the way to the promise land, promising him mega profits via the DVD route. Now we here in internet land know where the road down DVD land ends, don't we. Let's look on the bright side, I'm sure that we will all be treated to more "star" studded parties at that world famous club, Blue Moon Nights, filled with illegal sex shows involving Porno Dan getting his cock sucked surrounded by fans groping the few more popular porn stars that dare to show up, until they are totally overwhelmed and vacate as fast as they came in. Stay tuned iPorn fans, there is sure to be more from these bumbling band of idiots to come.
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