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#355016 - 08/23/08 12:04 AM Great scenes with Ryan Knox
Bravo Offline
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Can anyone recommend any?

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#355017 - 08/23/08 12:11 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
Willie D Offline

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Posts: 9181
Quote:

Can anyone recommend any?


This is an "industry"-joke. The joke is...Ryan Knox appears in no compelling scenes whatsoever. He is the Sandy Alomar of porn--his name got him in, but his performance kicked him out.

Oh yeah, and...

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#355018 - 08/23/08 12:20 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Quote:

Can anyone recommend any?


This is an "industry"-joke. The joke is...Ryan Knox appears in no compelling scenes whatsoever. He is the Sandy Alomar of porn--his name got him in, but his performance kicked him out.

Oh yeah, and...




I'm pretty sure there are many.


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#355019 - 08/23/08 12:39 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
Willie D Offline

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You're so sure and yet you can't think of any off the top of your retarded cranium.

How about when he begged JeffMike to get back on the "bukkake boy" list after he called Jeff a loser and a fuckbag? Does that qualify?

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#355020 - 08/23/08 12:53 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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#355021 - 08/23/08 12:56 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Quote:

You're so sure and yet you can't think of any off the top of your retarded cranium.

How about when he begged JeffMike to get back on the "bukkake boy" list after he called Jeff a loser and a fuckbag? Does that qualify?




See, now that's a great scene, fuckwit.

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#355022 - 08/23/08 02:27 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Isn't that like inquiring about French military victories?
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#355023 - 08/23/08 07:04 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Or Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl highlights.
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#355024 - 08/23/08 10:42 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Or watchable reality television.
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#355025 - 08/23/08 11:02 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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even his taking in the ass scenes are crappy


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#355026 - 08/23/08 12:04 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Posts: 38
Loc: NYC
Quote:

. ryan




Who's the whore 2:44 into the video, the one with the black and blue lingerie
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#355027 - 08/23/08 12:07 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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You sat that long through a Ryan Knox clip? Shame on you...
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#355028 - 08/23/08 12:20 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Isn't that like inquiring about French military victories?




I always like to go with lets say.....contradictions....today’s easy one is military intelligence.


While we are here...is he on the hillbilly heroin does anyone know by chance???

If so he could then also be labeled an oxymoron.


Yeah I knew you guys were waiting for THAT one....


But please don’t forget to tip your wait staff.....and drive home safely! GOODNIGHT!

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#355029 - 08/23/08 01:32 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Registered: 04/18/03
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As soon as 10 nice posts are made in praise of Ryan Knox, I will post nekkid pics of this angel.


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#355030 - 08/23/08 01:41 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Quote:

As soon as 10 nice posts are made in praise of Ryan Knox, I will post nekkid pics of this angel.





shes cute brandon... shame we will never get to see her naked.
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#355031 - 08/23/08 02:29 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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What's the catch, Brandon? Is she hideous beneath the clothes? Do her tits look like balloons that have been blown up as big as possible, and then had all the air let out of them? Was her vagina the inspiration for some mutant, alien creature in some sci-fi film? Stab wounds?
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#355032 - 08/23/08 02:40 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Stab wounds?




that would be kinda hot... nothing says good fuck like a chick who survived a knife fight.
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#355033 - 08/23/08 02:43 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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#355034 - 08/23/08 05:41 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#355035 - 08/23/08 07:51 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Cute girl says, "Mean people suck. I guess I can't get naked now for your maturbatory needs. Ryan, I would love to work with you anytime. You......complete........me."


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#355037 - 08/23/08 08:17 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

As soon as 10 nice posts are made in praise of Ryan Knox, I will post nekkid pics of this angel.



Gayest...post...ever. Nacho Vidal thinks you are queer.

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#355038 - 08/23/08 08:45 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
No worries, Willie. Bottoms up on that glass of "milk." Ego. Superego. Id. You don't even have a clue, do you?

Just to modify things:
As soon as 10 horrible, nasty posts are made to shame Limp Willie, I will post nekkid pics of that angel. Get er done.



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#355039 - 08/23/08 08:46 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

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I have a clue that you won't be posting for a while.

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#355040 - 08/24/08 03:23 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
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Loc: Los Angeles
Ryan is a bit of an attention whore.
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#355041 - 08/24/08 04:13 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC


I believe this is Ryan's best scene.


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#355042 - 08/24/08 01:34 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Posts: 1802
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Quote:

I have a clue that you won't be posting for a while.




Willie, you're a penalty box-happy freak. Why do you have to be such a little bitch about everything? You're more of a Pussy than Rob Longshot...

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#355043 - 08/24/08 02:14 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

Quote:

I have a clue that you won't be posting for a while.




Willie, you're a penalty box-happy freak. Why do you have to be such a little bitch about everything? You're more of a Pussy than Rob Longshot...




I don't think you understood his point correctly. Then again, that doesn't surprise me.

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#355044 - 08/24/08 02:18 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Well I'll let you kiss his ass, Less than Dipshit.

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#355045 - 08/24/08 02:38 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

Well I'll let you kiss his ass, Less than Dipshit.




The way I remember things, you were the one asking to suck on his asshole when you were trying to get work...

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#355046 - 08/24/08 07:18 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Show me the post where I tried to get work out of Willie D numbnuts. You couldn't get a sit up out of Willie D. Maybe it was a dream you had. What ALT ID were you posting under that time?

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#355047 - 08/24/08 07:29 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Show me the post where I tried to get work out of Willie D numbnuts. You couldn't get a sit up out of Willie D. Maybe it was a dream you had. What ALT ID were you posting under that time?



Dude, how could you do that scene for Men In Pain? The whole world seen it now.

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#355048 - 08/24/08 09:51 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

Quote:

Show me the post where I tried to get work out of Willie D numbnuts. You couldn't get a sit up out of Willie D. Maybe it was a dream you had. What ALT ID were you posting under that time?



Dude, how could you do that scene for Men In Pain? The whole world seen it now.





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#355049 - 08/26/08 06:19 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Quote:


Dude, how could you do that scene for Men In Pain? The whole world seen it now.




Even the Pope?

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#355050 - 08/26/08 08:19 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
Bravo Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
Ryan, how much would I have to pay you to piss on you?

I expect some sort of discount since I'm not going to show a tape of it to the entire world afterwards.

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#355051 - 08/26/08 09:44 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:


Dude, how could you do that scene for Men In Pain? The whole world seen it now.




Even the Pope?



Yeah, he said that your legs are too girly.

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#355052 - 10/23/08 05:39 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:






ZoMG!


Where can I get that?...What is it called?...It looks soooo tasty!!!


I never thought it would be possible for me to get extremely hungry on a porn forum.

I fucking loOoove broccoli!
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#355053 - 10/24/08 02:32 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Registered: 06/05/05
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#355054 - 10/24/08 04:30 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Where can I get that?...What is it called?...It looks soooo tasty!!!




Maybe a strange suggestion, but you could try to prepare it yourself.
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#355055 - 10/24/08 04:48 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Yeah but what exactly is in it...
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#355056 - 10/24/08 05:49 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Yeah but what exactly is in it...




Looks like scallops, carrots, and the aforementioned broccoli.

Seriously?

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#355057 - 10/24/08 05:52 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Hmm I was hoping it was like cauliflower like veggie...I looove veggie, esp. broccolli.

Why is Ryan Knox related to broccoli?...I dont get it.

Is Jeff related to Gia?
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#355058 - 10/24/08 05:57 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Quote:

Hmm I was hoping it was like cauliflower like veggie...I looove veggie, esp. broccolli.

Why is Ryan Knox related to broccoli?...I dont get it.


Is Jeff related to Gia?





Didn't get it either.

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#355059 - 10/24/08 07:56 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
irk Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 64
I looked him up on IMDb and found:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1884356/awards

It's quite possibly the most useless award in the most useless award show, but it could be considered something...

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#355060 - 10/24/08 08:35 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Research

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#355061 - 11/03/08 09:09 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I found broccoflower. I never knew anything about it. Im fucking obsessed.
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#355062 - 11/03/08 09:11 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

I found broccoflower. I never knew anything about it. Im fucking obsessed.




Ew. That sounds like some type of HPV.
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#355063 - 11/03/08 11:00 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Its the best of both worlds. My beloved broccoli and cauliflower! Try it you'll like it!
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#355064 - 11/16/08 11:01 PM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
Ryan, what manner of humiliation have you put yourself recently through to pay the bills?

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#355065 - 11/17/08 12:51 AM Re: Great scenes with Ryan Knox
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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Quote:

Hmm I was hoping it was like cauliflower like veggie...I looove veggie, esp. broccolli.

Why is Ryan Knox related to broccoli?...I dont get it.

Is Jeff related to Gia?






check the shitty tattoo in his chest




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