Gag Factor 28 has arrived! Here's a silly ass song - see ya'll in about a week.

To the tune of Car Wash

Ooh, ooh
You ain’t gotta be rich,
Just let me tell ya
It's better than scratchin' a itch.
There ain't no tellin' who you might be,
A raincoat freak, or maybe even a, closet queen.

At the Gag flick
Jerkin' at the Gag flick, yeah
Come on ya’ll and jerk it with me
(Gag flick)
Jerk it with feelin' ya'll
(Gag flick, yeah)

Most scenes can make you, kinda hard,
This ain't no place to be
If you planned on bein' a star.
But let me tell you it's always cool,
And the boss likes it sometimes
If you, yank your tool.

At the Gag flick
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Talkin' about the Gag flick, yeah
Come on, ya'll and jerk it with me
(Gag flick)
Oooh, oooh, oooh
(Gag flick, yeah)

(Jerk and Jerk)
Well, those mopes never seem to stop cummin’,
(Jerk and Jerk)
Keep those fags and parolees humpin’,
(Jerk and Jerk)
My fingers to the bone
(Jerk)
Can't wait till it's time to go home.

(Hey, get your Gag flick today)
Kiss up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the flick, right away)

(Gag flick)
Talkin' 'bout the Gag flick
Gag flick, yeah
Come on, ya'll and jerk it with me
(Gag flick)
Jerk it with feelin' ya'll
(Gag flick, yeah)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
(Gag flick)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those fags and parolees humpin’,
But let me tell you it's always cool,
And the boss likes it sometimes
If you, yank your tool.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy