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#359420 - 09/08/08 10:32 PM
Re: Baby G's 3rd Year on XPT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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What the fuck is up the with 'h, you dimwit?
Are you fucking Arab or something, can't spell da Engalich properlys, or what?
Ryan, dude, you're just butt hurt because she jumped on the bandwagon & insulted your lack of manwood...I mean, manhood, as evidence by my signature.
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#359421 - 09/08/08 11:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Moderate at best.
Better than you'll ever live to be.
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#359423 - 09/08/08 11:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#359428 - 09/09/08 02:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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^^^ Her butt does feel amazing, unlike most Ho's or strippers who sit in my lap , I never once was worried about fracturing my legs with Gia. Her ass is amazingly light yet firm, like a fleshly version of titanium.
She has enough personality issues so that we all can celebrate her slutty whorish beauty guilt free of fanboyism, because when she gets out of line or cops a 'tude we just smack her and shove a dick in her mouth until she hushes and calms the fuck down. But it's because she has a fucking brain that we might once in a while get annoyed with her personality, so i welcome the trade off. Nothing worse than a hot Sperm Receptacle with whom you cannot discuss issues, events, politics, economics, fashion, decor or the sex industry in an intelligent and stimulating manner.
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#359430 - 09/09/08 01:20 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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But have a night obsessing over other names. I will let you know which ones interest me. If you happen to be squatting at Mountain Shadows by any chance, you can forward your messages to the golf captain there. Tonight I pitched my tent in the fairway bunker along Lincoln Drive.
Sure, I'll have a night over it  As soon as I panhandle enough money to buy a phone card, I'll text them to you. However, I think I'm gonna need a Matel spelling mate to match your Super Intelligence.
Edited by RyanKnox (09/09/08 02:42 PM)
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#359435 - 09/10/08 09:13 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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where can i get a whores lie t shirt?
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#359436 - 09/10/08 09:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#359437 - 09/10/08 10:56 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Why does it not shock me that this dumb fuck couldn't even spell 'prostitute' even with the help of a built in spell checker?
Grammar fairy aye? Nothing slips by you.
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#359441 - 09/11/08 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Winter clothes and shoes already?
Edit: Dayum! Malice rendered my comment pointless with that second pic.
Hell yeah!
Edited by Bornyo (09/11/08 02:50 PM)
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#359442 - 09/11/08 02:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Well B I think there is some sort of chick rule about not wearing white after labor day. Don't ask for particulars about it, as a man I know too much already. Long sleeves do seem a little warm for SoCal though.
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#359444 - 09/11/08 03:01 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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A lime green car? Seriously?
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#359445 - 09/11/08 03:19 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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A lime green car? Seriously?
It's phlegm green, a silent tribute to to the mouth-mucus bought forth in the umpteen volumes of Gag Factor that paid for the car.
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#359448 - 09/11/08 07:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'm not a big fan of UNISEX clothing....the Sesame Street blue Stripe shirt would look hideous on just about any whore, but gia makes it bearable. The shoes and white stockings are cute in a nerdy type way, she looks very nerdy here, but when juxtaposed to her mouth full of cum/ gobbling and other porn pics, it adds a dimension of strokeability no other whore can offer. It can be shocking to see a porn whore Without her makeup ... not so much in Gia's case. Her beauty is always consisting of a type of abstract quality that is not actually contingent on her features or physicality. She just has that certain "ooomph"...but seeing her without make up makes her vulnerable, which is also very  What did Jeff pay her for the nude shot? I'd like to have seen her birth canal exposed in Jeff's Lime Rickey auto mobile....I dont mind the Lime, but it doesnt fit well with most dudes. No doubt Sandy/Gag Mummy drove this ride a lot and looked hot in it.
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#359450 - 09/11/08 10:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jeff paid nothing for the pic. The attention whore in me got the best of him. I wouldn't want to drive his Lamborghini because I'm a shitty driver and would be too nervous being responsible for something so expensive. Also, I look like a 12-yr-old orphan without make-up.
My socks are grey cashmere. It was cold when I left Hollywood, and yes, I'm already gearing for Fall. It's my favorite season.
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#359453 - 09/12/08 10:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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He already has an orange one. That's why.
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#359454 - 09/12/08 10:20 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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That isn't an adequate excuse.
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#359455 - 09/12/08 11:36 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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gia sure makes this a wonderful place to talk about jacking off.
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#359456 - 09/12/08 03:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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  Baby G is the only thing I see in this picture that I'd pay $300,000 for a Year's "Usage"...she'd be my "Girl/Whore Friday" for the year But is that a Gallardo or the Murcielago? I cant tell from these pics and it has been a LONG time since I have been in or around a Lamb ... Gia as the first DB-International Inc. Contract Whore would include 2 days off per week...the other 5, her primary duties would be (1) shopping, for me and anyone else I assign; (2) Screening and establishing a personal hierarchy/harem of truly awesome, stimulating, high value Whores for me to have for future reference after Gia's contract runs out; (3) Gobbling on demand; ... and finally (4) Compiling and researching a comprehensive OPUS on the subject of Whores and Strippers, using her own, and mine, anecdotes and experience. Unlike the car, Gia doesnt depreciate with time, she actually gets better...
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#359458 - 09/12/08 06:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
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#359459 - 09/12/08 07:20 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Burg Quote:
But is that a Gallardo or the Murcielago? I cant tell from these pics and it has been a LONG time since I have been in or around a Lamb ...
It's a Gallardo Spyder...
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#359460 - 09/12/08 08:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Jeff paid nothing for the pic. The attention whore in me got the best of him. I wouldn't want to drive his Lamborghini because I'm a shitty driver and would be too nervous being responsible for something so expensive. Also, I look like a 12-yr-old orphan without make-up.
My socks are grey cashmere. It was cold when I left Hollywood, and yes, I'm already gearing for Fall. It's my favorite season.
I love em I was just asking, and yes I am sooooo ready for fall myself. Bought some really nice stuff, just been too hot here to wear any of it. And you dont look like an orphan w/out make-up, you have beautiful skin and no wrinkles or bad skin, so you definitely can pass without it. I like it alot. Accept a compliment, will ya? 
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#359461 - 09/13/08 01:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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 +1 for the "dead inside" eyes...wow, I have never seen Vacancy look so hott.... -1 on the Anorexia-meets-cum-dodging portrayal....the fact she didnt gobble but instead, "failed to clean her plate", by wearing the splooge is disappointing. I'd make her stand in the corner until she ate it.  just kidding, sort of....I felt like saying something semi-cruel. Honk Jeff's Lambo Horn if you think it was hot.....
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#359463 - 09/13/08 02:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Burg, blame William H. He wanted the pop on the face and left there. Ren, I'll have drinks with both youz guyz. If you and I were drinking alone, it'd be non-sexual anyway. Tell Skillz to calm down.
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