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#303584 - 02/25/08 07:05 AM
Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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They recently were putting together a new award for "most rancid pussy of the decade" and I believe that xpt's own Gia Jordan might be nominated. This award isn't only for 40-something's in porn, but she is being "ranked", pardon the pun, against 18-25 year olds. This is a huge achievement for Gia as it will be the only award she has ever won, let alone been nominated for. She is also being nominated for "oldest cunt in porn 2008".
I am happy to put asside my differences with her and wish her well for both. Personally, I feel she has both awards in the can.
I am considering making this my final post on XPT. I have contributed greatly to this board and made many a friend. However, it should not affect my reputation and income adversely just because someone decides they want to try to out someone. Fuck you Gia.
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#303585 - 02/25/08 07:11 AM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ahhhhh, powder got butthurt. Don't worry, meth will always make things seem better, just ask wankus.
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#303587 - 02/25/08 07:14 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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C'mon, Darth knows that we know he's not Powder...this is just his newest schtick so he stays relevant. Look at me, look at me!!!! Hey everyone, look at me!!!!!! 
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#303589 - 02/25/08 08:12 AM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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it should not affect my reputation and income adversely just because someone decides they want to try to out someone. Fuck you Gia.
I wouldn't even try you out if you were in an Emmys gift bag. Also explain how would it affect your income? Your whole 'industry insider' id here is about being anonymous, right?
Darth has an income?
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#303590 - 02/25/08 08:15 AM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Darth has an income?
He did until they locked the doors at KSEX. Now he's out on the street corner competing against all the other dealers for turf.
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#303592 - 02/25/08 08:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'd just like to say I never fart or have bad breath...that's why so many hookers love me. it has nothing to do with my cooking believe it or not.
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#303597 - 02/25/08 01:36 PM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
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They recently were putting together a new award for "most rancid pussy of the decade" and I believe
That it's you?
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#303603 - 02/25/08 03:59 PM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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now i'm really curious what gia's pussy smells like.
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#303607 - 02/25/08 10:21 PM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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now i'm really curious what gia's pussy smells like.
Gia has a very healthy diet. I bet it's fabulous.
Does a girl's diet really affect the scent of her pussy? I would think that would be more of a hygiene thing. I'm legitimately asking; I really have no clue what contributes to a woman's scent.
BTW, I can't believe I actually spelled hygiene and legitimately correct. haha Spell check confirmed by drunken brilliance! 
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#303609 - 02/26/08 12:26 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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now i'm really curious what gia's pussy smells like.
Gia has a very healthy diet. I bet it's fabulous.
Does a girl's diet really affect the scent of her pussy? I would think that would be more of a hygiene thing. I'm legitimately asking; I really have no clue what contributes to a woman's scent.
The body is basically just one giant input/output system...what you eat/drink and how much of it will affect all bodily secretions and emissions. If you drink nothing but mineral water and eat only fresh fuit and vegetables over a 24 hour period, your pee will be as clear as water. If you eat and drink a lot of high sugar foods, it will come out a dark yellow colour with a strong odour. The same is true of your stools, semen, sweat, etc.
Garbage in, Garbage out, basically... 
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#303612 - 02/26/08 05:16 AM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Mad props to Charlotte Stokely for knowin' all about nutrition, but the girl has lost her  Some one find Charlotte's T & A and give them back to her.
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#303613 - 02/26/08 07:44 AM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Does a girl's diet really affect the scent of her pussy? I would think that would be more of a hygiene thing. I'm legitimately asking; I really have no clue what contributes to a woman's scent.
Diet absolutely plays a role in a woman's scent, just as it does in sperm. Here's an experiment: fast for a few days, eating nothing but fresh fruit and salad. Have your woman (or whatever you're putting your dick into these days) swallow and make note of the taste.
Now switch up your diet to include beer, chips, steak, onion rings and anything heavy on the garlic. Do this for a few days. Smoking helps. If you smoke, cut the filter off and smoke often.
Stick to this diet for several days, stick your cock into whichever mouth is available. Deposit your aardvark yogurt into said orifice and brace for a kick in the nuts at the very least.
Btw, judging from the lunch thread, it would seem that Gia's diet is nothing but fruits and salads, so Darth loses again.
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#303615 - 02/26/08 08:49 AM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Does a girl's diet really affect the scent of her pussy? I would think that would be more of a hygiene thing. I'm legitimately asking; I really have no clue what contributes to a woman's scent.
Most women eat a lot of fish.
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#303617 - 02/26/08 01:21 PM
Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
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I've encountered more than one growler that had the exact same odour as the wee fishmeal biscuits that people feed to cats. It's a very particular smell, kind of like part week-dead unrefrigerated seafish, part donkey stable on a hot day. I have no explanation for this.
It's a minor infection and a very simple perscription fixes it but most women either don't know, or are too embarrassed to say something to the doctor.
Some foods may affect jizz but fruits, at least strawberries do not.
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