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#280998 - 10/13/07 11:55 AM lolporn
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so... the wife was sitting looking at lolcats as she spends most of her interwebz time doing... and well... i was inspired..



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#280999 - 10/13/07 12:07 PM Re: lolporn
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#281000 - 10/13/07 12:08 PM Re: lolporn
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#281001 - 10/13/07 12:09 PM Re: lolporn
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#281002 - 10/13/07 12:17 PM Re: lolporn
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This thread is further evidence of your wannabee hippie faggidy ass emo selfness.

What's the line of thought? "MMM I could post more picture of my wife...nahhh... I want COX...more and more Cox..."

Dude delete these immediately...

You're titillating no one here but you and Christian.



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#281003 - 10/13/07 12:25 PM Fake cancer!!!
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this one is for Jeff....



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#281004 - 10/13/07 03:11 PM Re: lolporn
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Valentino has got to be the pastiest, ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen do porn.
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#281005 - 10/13/07 04:23 PM Re: lolporn
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Isn't he a really white black guy? Tritone say it isn't so brother.
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#281006 - 10/13/07 08:18 PM Re: lolporn
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Isn't he a really white black guy? Tritone say it isn't so brother.




I still don't know WHAT he is.

I remember Gia throwing a fit at extreme that she wouldn't work with him cause she didn't do black guys....

He was all.... "but, i'm not black... per se...." Think either Tony Sexton or Opie ended up as his last minute replacement.

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#281007 - 10/13/07 09:42 PM Re: lolporn
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Isn't he a really white black guy? Tritone say it isn't so brother.




I still don't know WHAT he is.





Maybe he is a descendant of Stepin Fetchit. Hollywood is a crazy town.

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#281008 - 10/13/07 11:24 PM Re: lolporn
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Isn't he a really white black guy? Tritone say it isn't so brother.




I always saw Valentino as having some kind of Mediterranean background. He could have some black in him though, not sure. Definitely got a "Vin Deisel" sort of thing going.

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I still don't know WHAT he is.

I remember Gia throwing a fit at extreme that she wouldn't work with him cause she didn't do black guys....





You mean Gia Jordan? If so, this is truly dissapointing and it confirms that Gia has/had a problem with black people.

The fact that Gia could sense a hint of "blackness" in Valentino and then just refuse to work with him (for that reason alone) doesn't sit well with me at all.



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#281009 - 10/13/07 11:33 PM Re: lolporn
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FUCK YOU TRITONE YOU FAG. I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT. GO BACK TO ADT. GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT THE FINE PORN STUDS, YOU COCKSUCKING WOTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE NEGRO RACE. I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO FISTING YOUR MOMMA AND THEN SHITTING ON HER FACE. IT'S HOW SHE GETS THAT NICE COMPLEXION.

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#281010 - 10/13/07 11:55 PM Re: lolporn
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I just started a thread for Rev. Sharpton in The Cage so as not to totally derail Queershot's cat pics.

It is located here for your viewing pleasure.
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#281011 - 10/14/07 12:21 AM Re: lolporn
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FUCK YOU TRITONE YOU FAG. I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT. GO BACK TO ADT. GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT THE FINE PORN STUDS, YOU COCKSUCKING WOTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE NEGRO RACE. I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO FISTING YOUR MOMMA AND THEN SHITTING ON HER FACE. IT'S HOW SHE GETS THAT NICE COMPLEXION.






Now that was really uncalled for. I have always conducted myself in a civil manner on this board, but I suppose here in the "wild west" of XPT that doesn't mean shit.



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#281012 - 10/14/07 01:21 AM Re: lolporn
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Guys, as much as Tritone pontificates on IR, he's always been civilized.

Then again, civilized at XPT means shooting heroin but not using the good spoons.
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#281013 - 10/14/07 01:25 AM Re: lolporn
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Then again, civilized at XPT means shooting heroin but not using the good spoons.





ZOMG... that quote just broke me for a few minutes.... lol...

And seriously.. I don't think Gia meant anything malicious by it... she probably just was afraid it would hurt her career... or she just was trying not to work with Val... lol, take your pick.
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#281014 - 10/14/07 01:41 AM Re: lolporn
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The 2nd one, Rob. Val's a sweet guy, but wasn't interested in working with him. Yes, it's a scene- not a date, but some people you are just not feeling. Surely, there were performers that felt the same about me. No hard feelings.

If I was worried about my 'career,' honestly, I wouldn't have signed up for a double bj that day with you and non-descript stuntcock #2.
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#281015 - 10/14/07 01:49 AM Re: lolporn
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The 2nd one, Rob. Val's a sweet guy, but wasn't interested in working with him. Yes, it's a scene- not a date, but some people you are just not feeling. Surely, there were performers that felt the same about me. No hard feelings.

If I was worried about my 'career,' honestly, I wouldn't have signed up for a double bj that day with you and non-descript stuntcock #2.




I understand about Val... he is a great guy... in small doses... with long spaces in between.

I was just amused cause Rob was Disturbed cause you reminded him of Jasmine
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#281016 - 10/14/07 04:27 AM Re: lolporn
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I understand about Val... he is a great guy... in small doses... with long spaces in between.





There's a great scene with Valentino in a Ben Dover movie when the scene suddenly just abrubtly stops and we cut to Ben in the edit suite, explaining how Valentino had completely lost the plot and killed the heat with his incessant jabbering, and Ben apologises to the viewer about it and then we cut back to the scene in mid-flow whereupon Valentino has thankfully stopped running his fucking mouth.

It's a damn shame nobody in the USA has ever taken this approach to a Wesley Pipes scene.

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#281017 - 10/14/07 07:12 AM Re: lolporn
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It's a damn shame nobody in the USA has ever taken this approach to a Wesley Pipes scene.





WHAT?
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